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Weird things from your youth.

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Chuckie

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I read this as "weird things in your mouth".

Me too. I was reading the OP and thought.... this doesn't really make sense so I checked the topic title again... still reading 'Mouth'... then I started reading more replies and thought hey wait...this is not just about food... and then I re-read the title AGAIN and saw 'youth'. Fucking weird.

Anyway funny to see porn in the wood, white dog shit and the Stussy S in this topic :D
 
When I was 10 years old I used to build fully sized crossbows that worked. The build quality was obviously terrible and the firing mechanism would only last 30 mins of use before ripping itself apart during one of the launches.

But still i wonder where my creativity and ingenuity from those ages went.
 
I used to think the D in Dinsey was a backwards G, don't ask me why...
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I thought the dot on the i was a face
You have two eyes and some kind of a nose

Disney couldn't write confirmed
 

Mupod

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I lived in a small northern ontario town and there was fucking nothing to do so we spent a lot of time exploring the hills/forests. The place is actually a huge meteor impact crater so there's lots of rock formations/hills/caves/whatever.

One major landmark was the 'ice cave' which was, well, an ice cave. You had to descend down a short tunnel hidden from sight by what looked like a pile of rocks that had fallen down a long time ago, and once you got in the whole place was freezing cold with ice on the walls/ground even in the summer. None of us ever went far in there, I think I was the bravest but I quickly turned back when I realized I could smell an animal of some kind. It smelled exactly like the porcupine they kept at Science North (a natural science museum, one of the main tourism places where I'm from). Like really nasty BO, basically. In retrospect why the fuck would I even go into a cave in a place known for having tons of bears?

My main hangout as a kid was a small clearing up in the hills behind a friend's house. You had to cross a small creek and the only way to do so without getting soaked to your chest was to jump across a series of planks and such we'd arranged. If you weighed more than 100 pounds or so you'd probably just go right through them, so it was kind of like a 'kids only past this point' gate. Anyways there wasn't any kind of real path or anything and I don't remember how I found it in the first place, but it was a really cool little spot. A small stream of spring water went through the middle and there were wide flat rocks to sit/lie/eat lunch on. I'd go there with friends or alone, read comics, and work on my Ninja Turtle replica weapons. I had cut down a very small tree (maybe 1.5-2 inches wide) with a hacksaw and used a knife to turn it into a sweet bo staff that was good for helping me climb up there. I once used it to whack a dog upside the head because it had broken its chain and bit me in the leg. Good times. Never found any porn though.
 

redlegs87

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One time me and a friend decided to spray paint my bedroom which was in the basement with the door closed. Got high as hell off the fumes we weren't very smart back then.

Also during a sleepover at my place I wanted to reenact the soap in the socks beating scene from that one movie. I didn't want to actually hurt him so I put hotdogs in the sock to hit him with.
 

Cynaith

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In a similar vein to the Disney 'backwards G' or 'P at the end' thing, I used to think Bart Simpson was called 'Bark'. This was in infant school (UK thing, age range 5-7), before I had even watched The Simpsons. But I knew of it because someone brought in a Bart doll, and people would occasionally discuss the show.

Another Simpsons thing - there was a guy (in infant school again) who was amazing at drawing the characters from the show. I think he even drew them on a computer and printed them out, so they looked really professional. That makes me wonder... did he have a tablet or something, at that age? He also once played The Simpsons theme song on piano in a morning assembly. He seemed like a slightly strange guy - very charismatic for someone 7 years old - but his talents made him popular in my eyes.
 

dem

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I had a BB gun when i was ~9
I sat down on the ground and shot at a piece of wood that was about 2 feet away from the gun. Bounced back and grazed the side of my head right by my eye.
I told my parents I accidentally hit myself with hammer so they wouldn't take the gun away.



I lived in a pretty small town growing up. There was a old man pool hall type place that we would hang out in sometimes after school. Old guys drinking and smoking playing cards/pool. We would walk into the place fresh out of grade 4 class. Felt mature as fuck.

There was an old guy who used to always hang around outside the pool hall. Never inside. He had rainbow shoe laces and a pocket full of candy. Seriously. I even remember getting a ride to school with the old mr rainbow one day. Didn't diddle me! But I sure do wonder if he diddled any friends of mine. I remember telling my dad I got a ride to school with him once and he was like

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Dicer

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I had a BB gun when i was ~9

I sat down on the ground and shot at a piece of wood that was about 2 feet away from the gun. Bounced back and grazed the side of my head right by my eye.

I told my parents I accidentally hit myself with hammer so they wouldn't take the gun away.

Ralphie, is that you?
 

gaiages

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When I was really young (up till like 6) I lived in an "upscale" trailer park.

I say upscale because, while they were trailers, there was no way to move them, its size was equivalent to a small-ish house, and my father built a whole other room and bathroom into it, effectively making it a 3/2 abode, with a spacious living room, dining room, and 'day room'. The roads were also paved and all that.

It was probably one of the bigger and nicer places I lived in my life, ironically enough. I need to step my living game up

When I was 12, a guy said hello to me, and I said hello back, of course. He was saying something else, so I stopped, trying to be polite. He then ranted at me for a good twenty minutes about how I should not stop to talk to strangers, no matter what they were saying, and how he could have been trying to kidnap me, etc. etc. I ended up getting home late (the school was only a ten minute walk) to a worried mother who thought I might have got snatched up. =_=
 

Icefire1424

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Huh, that "S" thing. My school district growing up was "Shenendehowa", or just "Shen" for short. Used to see that "S" everywhere. Thought it was the insignia for our school or something. Guess not.
 

StoneFox

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My high school had Arby's and Chick-fil-a. They got rid of them by my junior year to get cheaper food, thanks Obama.

Our school also didn't have a real cafeteria, it was a part of the main hallway.
 

Apt101

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My high school had Arby's and Chick-fil-a. They got rid of them by my junior year to get cheaper food, thanks Obama.

Our school also didn't have a real cafeteria, it was a part of the main hallway.

Jesus Christ that sounds like high school lunchtime heaven.
 

StoneFox

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Jesus Christ that sounds like high school lunchtime heaven.
Well it wasn't the entire menu, Arby's was just a roast beef sandwhich and you could get it without or without cheese. Chick-fil-a was just a chicken sandwhich that you could ask to get spicy and a side of ranch.
 

thebeeks

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Mandatory square dancing/line dancing lessons at school.

Granted, this was Texas during the height of Achy Breaky Heart and Boot Scootin' Boogie, so I guess I can see how they thought this would be an important life skill.

You think that these lessons would have ultimately led to the students performing a big line dance recital for the parents and teachers, but nope.
 

iirate

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Mandatory square dancing/line dancing lessons at school.

Granted, this was Texas during the height of Achy Breaky Heart and Boot Scootin' Boogie, so I guess I can see how they thought this would be an important life skill.

You think that these lessons would have ultimately led to the students performing a big line dance recital for the parents and teachers, but nope.

The bolded is exactly what those lessons lead to at my Texas school.
 

geardo

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I grew up near an old graveyard that had a decent sized hill in it. Every winter, me and the other neighborhood kids would break into the place and go sledding.

I swear I was almost kidnapped one time while staying in a cabin on vacation. I was probably 9 or 10. It was nighttime, and I was laying in bed. The bed was directly underneath a window, and the room was situated so that the streetlight and/or moonlight would shine on the wall opposite. I was on my stomach, with my head facing away from the window, toward the opposite wall, when I begin to notice the shadow of a human silhouette being cast on the wall. It looked like someone leaning into the window in order to peer inside, and then stepping back for a few minutes. This repeated for awhile. I was terrified and remained utterly still. I don't remember how long it went on for, but when I told my family members about it in the morning, they didn't believe me and were entirely dismissive. Pricks.
 

Apt101

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Well it wasn't the entire menu, Arby's was just a roast beef sandwhich and you could get it without or without cheese. Chick-fil-a was just a chicken sandwhich that you could ask to get spicy and a side of ranch.

Still better than the gruel they served us at my school. :D
 

n64coder

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As kids, we used to throw snowballs at cars/buses/trucks all the time. I never see kids do this anymore for a long time.
 
Mandatory square dancing/line dancing lessons at school.

Granted, this was Texas during the height of Achy Breaky Heart and Boot Scootin' Boogie, so I guess I can see how they thought this would be an important life skill.

You think that these lessons would have ultimately led to the students performing a big line dance recital for the parents and teachers, but nope.

I remember doing the line dancing thing. It was the first and only time I've done it.

We did all things jump rope for about 2-3 months as well.


One thing I thought about recently was candy cigarettes. What a time the 90's were.
 
Pizza Hut pepperoni slice on Friday, Subway 6in turkey sub Tuesday and Thursday, and McDonalds cheeseburger on Monday and Wednesday for sale during middle school.

In 2nd grade, our teacher (husband-wife combo...which is kinda weird) would treat us to Baskin Robbins if we did well on a big test on Friday. The weird thing is they would take the whole class out of school and down the block to get ice cream. No permission slips that I remember.

There was a baby chick wandering around in my old neighborhood that my mom adopted. I lived in La Puente, CA, where that baby chicken come from?

Not a weird thing now that I'm older but when I was 8 I thought it was weird I was learning about sex ed and given a safety razor, shaving cream, and some sanitary pads at the end. Year later got my first period and freaked out.
 

Koriandrr

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1. my school had a coffee machine in the hall, which is directly responsible for my coffee addiction. Not that it's a bad thing or anything, I fucking love coffee....

2. being able to jump of ridiculously high places without any fear and not break anything. How. HOW?!?!?!

3. watching porn with my friends out of curiosity and thinking it's totally okay. Especially being the only girl there. inb4 anyone asks - nothing happened. but it wasn't until much later, when I realised how weird that was.
 
2. being able to jump of ridiculously high places without any fear and not break anything. How. HOW?!?!?!

3. watching porn with my friends out of curiosity and thinking it's totally okay. Especially being the only girl there. inb4 anyone asks - nothing happened. but it wasn't until much later, when I realised how weird that was.

2. as a kid you have no concept of fear, why do you think when you were a kid, picking up a cicada was cool but now it's like knee jerk ew response

3.one of the bros if it was pre-puberty obviously it didn't occur to anyone this might be weird vs post where y'know boobs come in
 
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