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Dr. Claus

Vincit qui se vincit
Easily jason. He's slow. I'd just dig some pits and camouflage them. When he falls in, dump gas all over him. When he's done burning cut his head off and keep it safe.

Good luck with no head jason.

I wouldn't fuck with Freddy though.

Jason is literally a zombie now though.

I would say the Zombies are the easiest to get rid of. They can't cross the ocean. 24 hours is plenty enough time to move to another continent.
 

Ballthyrm

Member
I would pick James Bond, all I have to do is not explain how I intend to kill him.
He can easily be captured as shown in many movies.
 

Nester99

Member
Nope on Freddy, can’t sleep would go crazy

Bring on James Bond, he is not finding me in the Canadian wilderness…
 

poppabk

Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
James Bond. With his expertise and connections he would quickly track me down. But he is a good guy so he wouldn't kill me, we could just go to a casino, win a bunch of money and find a bunch of hot women.
That or the terrible CGI langoliers from the movie/mini series. At least I would have a good laugh before they shredded me out of existence.
 

BlackTron

Member
I choose Darth Vader. I'll just put a picture of Padme on all the screens in my place and wait for him.


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AJUMP23

Member
Only one gun would help you with would be Sean Connery, but he has one as well, and he would be much better at using it
You don't know how well I use a gun. I would kill Bond and say third times a charm, because you only live twice. Then I would get Vespers number and take her to dinner.
 

Artoris

Gold Member
Easily jason. He's slow. I'd just dig some pits and camouflage them. When he falls in, dump gas all over him. When he's done burning cut his head off and keep it safe.

Good luck with no head jason.

I wouldn't fuck with Freddy though.
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jason10mm

Gold Member
Def go with 1000 zombies, odds are at least one is a fairly hot, well-preserved chick....
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Or Cain from Robocop 2. That guy ain't taking orders for squat and would just junky his way across middle-america :p

Def NOT a langolier or It Follows, I don't think those things are actually escapable and while I'm a sexy guy, I don't think I could get to california and bang a porn star fast enough to get waaaaaaay down it's kill list, anyone got Piper Perrys number?? :p
 

Ikutachi

Member
Easily jason. He's slow. I'd just dig some pits and camouflage them. When he falls in, dump gas all over him. When he's done burning cut his head off and keep it safe.

Good luck with no head jason.

I wouldn't fuck with Freddy though.
Wouldn't underestimate Jason. It's as if he could teleport because he somehow still catches up with anyone faster than him.
 
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