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[MastAndo]

When I was around 6 or 7, I was hanging out one of my older friends from the neighborhood. He was playing with one of those old toy guns that shot suction darts, like this one;

(...yes, I'm old)

Anyway, he took the suction cup off of one and was sharpening the plastic dart on the sidewalk for a good 5 minutes. I didn't think anything of it until he loaded it and shot me right in the face. It stuck in my forehead, right between my eyes for a moment before falling out. I still sometimes wake up in a cold sweat all these years later thinking how close I was to being blinded.

 

[Winter John]

At least did you enjoy it?

I was too young to uh appreciate them properly. They disappeared at some point. I always wondered if my mom found them

 

[simpatico]

It was pretty crazy. We wrestled a few nights in a row and 9 months later a mini version of me spawned between her legs. Happened a couple times after that too. Now I've got these minions I can train to do my bidding. It's pretty cool tbqh

 

[cash_longfellow]

Grab my junk.

Not full on grab and squeeze or anything, but I was wearing shorts and accused me of being aroused (I was not) and decided to touch. My other friend was about as dumbfounded as I was.

I might edit and delete this later, lol.

Don’t edit or delete…this should be its own long-term timeline thread with updates throughout the next few years. Please keep us updated lol

 

[The Pleasure]

 

[MrMephistoX]

Not invite me to his wedding childhood friends through college. Admittedly I did kind of drop off the face of the earth and move to China for two years in what I now recognize was a manic episode but who’s counting? Great Firewall = not a lot of ways to communicate other than email at the time.

 

[Rockondevil]

Touched my butthole.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Is this weird? When I was maybe about 7, my next door neighbour who was female was I think 11 and we'd show each other our crotches. Nothing else came from it or anything, but we'd go each other's back yards and flash each other. Not sure what ever happened to that family. They moved away when I was around 10.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Ha, yeah, the actual weirdest thing ain't getting posted here. You all are brave.

 

[Bojji]

Most of my friends are women (I have some solid male friends but most are too far away to hang out with) and weird and friendship with me go hand in hand. LOL!

One friend showed me how to recognize when a woman I'm dating really likes me by the way she kisses... then showed me how the kisses are supposed to feel... and then proceeded to kiss me, with tongue. That whole tutorial lasted about 10-15 mins. It wasn't continuous kissing ... It was more like "kiss" then explanation... then "Kiss"... explanation... "peck" ... then explanation... and ... yeah. She's one of my best friends and is a former model. Still retained her model good looks and body.

Of course, she told me ahead of time "Do not fall in love with me"... So I kept my hands to myself. LOL! Touch would have made me fall. So I'm kinda glad I didn't. lol!

Something very similar happened to me. My friend kissed me, then kissed me for for like two minutes straight. After that I told her that it was my first real (and french at the same time) kiss, she couldn't believe me (I was 22) and wanted to teach me how to kiss a woman properly. We kissed several times for minutes each. It was amazing, and after that we went to my home and almost had sex, she was in relationship at the time so she came back to her senses sadly... at least I had fun with her boobs.

She was super hot so it's one of the best memories I have and really like scene from some dumb teenage movie.

 

[22:22:22]

Ha, yeah, the actual weirdest thing ain't getting posted here. You all are brave.

Thanks. It's our little secret

 

[DevilMayFlyForAWhiteGuy]

This attractive girl during acting class kept making passes at me, touching me when we speak, when we had to pair up for exercises, she'd come to me, she would also sit very close to me (I'm attractive and fit myself). So one day I asked her out and she said she was already seeing someone else. So I said ok cool. See you in class tomorrow.

Next day she started acting really weird. Glaring at me, and when I sat beside her in class (we usually sit together), she shifted herself to another seat, glared at me and mouth the word "creep" audibly.

When we would walk home together with our group of friends, she would move away and made sure she was not anywhere near me. During our teacher's birthday celebration, I arrived to the restaurant and there was an empty seat beside her. Sensing that I was about to sit beside her, she yelled at me "DON'T SIT HERE SIT OVER THERE!!!" and pointed at an empty sit further away at the table.

It was really fucking weird. Few months later, I spotted her at a mall holding hands with a girl. And many months later, I spotted her with the same girl holding hands. Ok she's lesbian or bi. And then she shifted to Hong Kong and I never heard from her since. And about 3 years later, she announced that she got married to a guy. lol.

I'm like totally baffled. Girls, don't blame us guys when we say we don't get you. Because some of your actions are baffling as fuck. You lead us on, then you get mad when we ask you out. One moment you like guys, then you like girls then you're back to liking guys again.

Had a similar (but sort of opposite) thing happen when I was in my early 20’s where I worked. Some chick there said she was into me, but then she would always talk about how she was having sex with one dude or another. Firstly I wasn’t really into her myself, and even if I had been she always made it sound like she had a boyfriend, or at the very least made it clear she got around, which wasn’t too appealing to me in general.

People I worked with (mostly guys) would give me shit indirectly because I never asked her out. I just kept telling them I didn’t want to date anyone from work (which was true, but I also didn’t like her or find her very attractive either). And also one time some guy who I assumed was her boyfriend came in, had an argument with her, then pointed at me and said “you like this loser?!” I didn’t say anything because as far as I was concerned it wasn’t my fucking problem.

After like a year I went through a depression because my grandfather died abruptly and for some reason that made me want try and ask girls out to take my mind off of it. So this chick from before had a boyfriend, but then she kept talking at work like they broke up, and she kept talking about how she was going to be alone on Valentine’s Day; all within earshot of me specifically.

So on V day I asked her out, thinking “hey maybe getting laid will help my mood.” But she said she had a boyfriend. So I was just like “Ok no problem.”

Like I said I wasn’t really into her, but I was annoyed that she basically set that whole thing up just so she could reject me. I’m pretty sure the whole thing was just some sort of ruse in retribution for me rejecting her before. Then I had to deal with people at work acting like I was depressed because she rejected me, even though I was more annoyed than anything.

 

[Edmund]

Had a similar (but sort of opposite) thing happen when I was in my early 20’s where I worked. Some chick there said she was into me, but then she would always talk about how she was having sex with one dude or another. Firstly I wasn’t really into her myself, and even if I had been she always made it sound like she had a boyfriend, or at the very least made it clear she got around, which wasn’t too appealing to me in general.

People I worked with (mostly guys) would give me shit indirectly because I never asked her out. I just kept telling them I didn’t want to date anyone from work (which was true, but I also didn’t like her or find her very attractive either). And also one time some guy who I assumed was her boyfriend came in, had an argument with her, then pointed at me and said “you like this loser?!” I didn’t say anything because as far as I was concerned it wasn’t my fucking problem.

After like a year I went through a depression because my grandfather died abruptly and for some reason that made me want try and ask girls out to take my mind off of it. So this chick from before had a boyfriend, but then she kept talking at work like they broke up, and she kept talking about how she was going to be alone on Valentine’s Day; all within earshot of me specifically.

So on V day I asked her out, thinking “hey maybe getting laid will help my mood.” But she said she had a boyfriend. So I was just like “Ok no problem.”

Like I said I wasn’t really into her, but I was annoyed that she basically set that whole thing up just so she could reject me. I’m pretty sure the whole thing was just some sort of ruse in retribution for me rejecting her before. Then I had to deal with people at work acting like I was depressed because she rejected me, even though I was more annoyed than anything.

Girls can be a puzzle sometimes. But we still love them anyway. Haha.

 

[Shake Your Rump]

Probably not the weirdest but I had a friend from about 10-19yo, who would basically resell and rebuy shit constantly. Like he sold his 360 5-6 times, purchased a Wii 5-6 times, would resell that and buy a PS3/PSP, rebuy the 360 again etc... You get the gist and he would also do this with games. He was just filling some hole with this shit.

Wait, is it this guy?

Opinions on rebuying systems

I just sold my Nintendo Switch in December because I have only 3 exclusive Mario games on it and the rest I have for other consoles. I just sold my Xbox Series X in December because I don't even like any of Microsoft's exclusive games. So yes I sold them, and now I'm going oh I should buy them...

www.neogaf.com

Can I return a PS5 slim to Walmart even though I used the included Spider-man 2 code?

I'm suspecting that I won't be able to get a refund at all for it since I did use the Spider-man 2 code for the free game. So yeah. Just checking around if I can get a full refund or not. I'm seriously thinking not because most places always go well not all things are included, so no we can't...

www.neogaf.com

 

[Alex Anderson]

Friend?

 

[TronNerd82]

One time when I was in high school, a friend of mine snatched my notebook, spent 5 minutes drawing in it, and handed it back to me.

He drew furry porn in my notebook. Why, I have no idea. He was quirky like that.

 

[Rival]

Had a friend that begged me to let him blow me.

 

[BeforeU]

Sexting, couple of times. It was bit weird for me everytime we meet in person after, so stopped lmao

 

[Alex Anderson]

Sexting, couple of times. It was bit weird for me everytime we meet in person after, so stopped lmao

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