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[Gamer79]

There are two right off the tip of my head but I am sure there is more.

-Zelda 2: A tall figured lady invites you into her house. After link is done he has full hearts and fully replenished. IDK what was going on in that house but seems more than resting.

-Zelda BOTW: There is a woman in Kakariko village who asked you to use your bow to set some torch's on fire. When the quest is competed she seems to have a full blown orgasm. Her husband only cares about his chickens. If you seen the south park chicken lover episode we know how that can go.

 

[somesang]

You see what you wanna see.

 

[Killer8]

Innuendo is funny. Not much more to it than that.

 

[DrFigs]

Japanese tropes

 

[Saber]

Love heals.

 

[Northeastmonk]

Sex is part of life. Would you rather have subtle hints at sex or some shroud over your head? I’d rather take the small innuendos than have to learn about it in a more perverse way.

 

[Teslerum]

You've provided two examples of a video game franchise that contains 29 games.

Either bring more examples or I wouldn't call this anything special, other game series have innuendo's too.

As classic and hilarious as the Zelda 2 example is. It's the go to example for sexual innuendo in video games for a reason. But that's about it.

 

[Mindman]

The female grunting and groaning when talking to them in TotK seems like innuendo to me everytime I hear it!

 

[LiquidMetal14]

You are so right. In your own mind.

 

[Deerock71]

The Triforce is triangular in shape. Have fun with THAT, Dr. Freud!

 

[GymWolf]

I have no idea of what you are talking about

Spoiler

 

[8BiTw0LF]

 

[StueyDuck]

How dare developers have a little fun...

 

[Guilty_AI]

I know, also the pointy Link hat is an analogy to the male phalus.

 

[Vognerful]

Exact coordinates for the tall lady. NOW!

 

[Fredrik]

The mushroom sisters and the lady who needed a horse in TOTK were hinting at something too. It’s great. Don’t complain.

 

[rodrigolfp]

Not worse than putting murdering in the games, so what's the problem?

 

[PillsOff]

Cos the first thing people did with TOTK was building a giant robot with fiery penis
I guess we love sex almost as much as pointless complaining

 

[Kuranghi]

I love that bit in DQXI where you go in the house for "puff puff" with the beautiful girl and afterwards it's revealed it was her dad doing the "puff puff" and he's dressed in that mad gladiator bondage outfit

 

[mitch1971]

How was you conceived?

 

[Thaedolus]

The Triforce is triangular in shape. Have fun with THAT, Dr. Freud!

Those curtains close in front of them at the end of the game IIRC… Zelda 2 being so horny is what makes it the best Zelda after BotW and TotK

 

[Dr. Claus]

Between threads like this and a few folks in the Dove thread crying about people enjoying sexy women, where did y'all prudes crawl out of?

 

[Calling 911 Melts Beams]

Zonai is the hylian n word

 

[recursive]

Point to the doll where Gannon touched you.

 

[Dr.brain64]

Whats with japanese developers putting sexual innuendo's in their games?​

 

[LordOfChaos]

It's funny. I could imagine being a child and giggling and gossiping over these.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Cremia is the best



In Japanese culture, when a man rescues a girl or helps her, as a show of loyalty and appreciation or bravery , she gives a hug showing the 'brrest' of her. It is what Western women should do inclusion.

 

[jufonuk]

Looks perfectly normal to me, not sure how anyone can sexualise this

 

[skyfall]

I really doubt it considering Link is a Christian and Zelda is a Christian game series.

 

[Kilau]

You've provided two examples of a video game franchise that contains 29 games.

Either bring more examples or I wouldn't call this anything special, other game series have innuendo's too.

As classic and hilarious as the Zelda 2 example is. It's the go to example for sexual innuendo in video games for a reason. But that's about it.

 

[brian0057]

That sounds like a you problem, my dude.

 

[SeraphJan]

Why against biology?

 

[Danjin44]

-Zelda 2: A tall figured lady invites you into her house. After link is done he has full hearts and fully replenished. IDK what was going on in that house but seems more than resting.

 

[qbxwhi]

(japanese) men.

 

[near]

*cue oohing and aahing sounds

 

[xandaca]

I genuinely laughed out loud when I came across the

Spoiler

Gerudo sex ed class

in TOTK.

 

[Tams]

OP puts a paper bag on their and their partner's head when doing the dirty for certain.

 

[HTK]

Aaaannnddddd???

 

[Spaceman292]

The Triforce is triangular in shape. Have fun with THAT, Dr. Freud!

Damn I never noticed before but my cock is triangular

 

[ChoosableOne]

In Japanese culture, when a man rescues a girl or helps her, as a show of loyalty and appreciation or bravery , she gives a hug showing the 'brrest' of her.

So everyone gives Link $60 every other year for this purpose, although there are cheaper and risk-free methods.

 

[Danjin44]

Cremia is the best



In Japanese culture, when a man rescues a girl or helps her, as a show of loyalty and appreciation or bravery , she gives a hug showing the 'brrest' of her. It is what Western women should do inclusion.

 

[ResetEraVetVIP]

Exact coordinates for the tall lady. NOW!

Lmao

 

[Dr. Wilkinson]

Nintendo Treehouse is heavily involved in first-party games. This might be more the NoA treehouse crew putting their own spin on things during “localization”.

And if it’s funny, who cares?

 

[F31 Leopard]

Ninnuendo

 

[Trunx81]

Links Awakening:
The bikini in the fetch quest
The hippo model
The walking d*cos who where chanting (in the German version) “give me your juice, I’ll give you mine”

 

[AlteredForms]

Zelda isn't as family friendly as you might think, there are some mature Easter Eggs behind the scenes. I still remember Super Mario Galaxy 2 and their "Hell valley sky trees" on one of the lava levels.

 

[Codes 208]

“Why do zelda games keep doing this??”

*gives two examples*

Yeah how dare they??

 

[Captain Toad]

Japan

 

[TheInfamousKira]

- in one instance in Ocarina of Time, a Goron in Goron City can be overheard stating "I think I hid a stick around here somewhere....heeheehee," and as everyone who's seen A Princess Bride knows all too well, hiding sticks is antiquated UK slang for alleyway midget handjobs.

 

[cash_longfellow]

There are two right off the tip of my head

The irony here is insane. This is a joke thread, right op?