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The Cockatrice

Gold Member
I'm rescuing The Cockatrice The Cockatrice first, fuck all of youse 😃
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What should be the order: Kids, women, men
What will be the order (most likely): free for all
Exactly.

This isn't the 1950s anymore. The Cockatrice The Cockatrice if you've seen any modern live footage of situations where large groups of people are in danger, it is instant chaos. People trampling over others, pushing, shoving, fighting, etc.

So this theoretical wouldn't even matter, because it will come down to two things: Those who survive and those who don't. All rules are off.
 

Trilobit

Member
Traveling as a single guy, I believe that's what I would do...but if I had my family onboard, I'd grab them and go full Costanza out of there. Eff them other kids and women.

I'd go full Turist. If I've raised my children right they can manage, I WANT TO LIVE!

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ShadowLag

Member
Children and pregnant women first of course, besides that every able-bodied person should think about trying to be a rescuer instead of a rescuee

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