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[Switters]

I have my lingerie custom-made by seamstresses.

 

[the chris]

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Girl, she could barely it in the shower! (see: video @ link)

Actually, she couldn't fit in the shower. Couldn't close the shower door. I'm scarred.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Shit, Manz still give it a go atleast. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie.

I saw her porn before.

 

[shira]

A previous coworker has an Aunt like in the OP who is large and keeps a toilet bowl brush in her purse, wraps it in toilet paper and wipes away.

The more you know..

You are shitting me

 

[Rezbit]

You are shitting me

Might need this:

 

[IHaveIce]

Damn these photoshops .. I'm dying here

 

[TheExecutive]

How does she sit on a toilet?

This is a serious question...

Edit: dammit

Who cares how she gets on it... how does she wipe?

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

Somewhere, there's a thawed out caveman in love.

 

[Delusibeta]

Every 'shop is a winner. Thread of the week, and it's only Monday.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

bwahaha

 

[Black-Wind]

On an average day she has two eggs, sausage, bacon and half a dozen potatoes for breakfast.

Why 6 potatoes a day?

WHY!?!?!

How does that even work? O_O;

 

[TheExecutive]

Might need this:

What the hell? They got that hooked up to a blower?

 

[Horseticuffs]

I'm all for pride and self-esteem, but where do we draw the line and have it become delusion?

Maybe not every accomplishment is something to be proud of.

 

[RM8]

Yeah, being proud of unhealthiness is simply not okay. It truly doesn't have anything to do with her looks.

 

[zethren]

What the hell? They got that hooked up to a blower?

Yep. It's simply amazing.

 

[StreetsAhead]

Look, I'm all for embracing your body type, but 'can't run on land' is certainly passed a point I'm comfortable with.

 

[Count Snackula]

Who wouldnt want the privilege of that Venus sitting on your face.

 

[ffdgh]

....I'm reminded of that one scene in that leprechaun movie.

 

[Pollux]

Well done. I'm cracking up over here

 

[D23]

oh lawd

 

[hwalker84]

Ok.

Oh shit I'm dying

 

[BadAss2961]

duh

Spoiler

She's hot

Damn, she's looking fine in that pic.

 

[Kunan]

Oh my god I'm hyperventilating

EDIT: I CAN'T BREATHE LOL

 

[Teknoman]

Not sure how she is too big considering the big women that GAF tend to deem so attractive.

I dont think i've ever seen anyone from GAF flip out over someone shaped like that...

 

[Windam]

What in the name of fuck?

Spoiler

Not to offend anyone, was just the first thing I thought when I saw how big it was.

LOL fuck I can't.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

sometimes i'm really glad i'm gay

 

[x-Lundz-x]

I'm literally crying holy shit guys.

 

[VertPin]

sometimes i'm really glad i'm gay

:lol

 

[iamvin22]

haha yea pretty much /thred.

 

[BolognaSoup]

I suck at photoshop. Maybe someone can clean her up a bit.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I suck at photoshop. Maybe someone can clean her up a bit.

wowzers shes flying wowwww

 

[Phonomezer]

Oh my God...

 

[Horseticuffs]

wowzers shes flying wowwww

lol Yeah. Was it the lack of legs or the ass the size of a VW Beetle that broke your suspension of disbelief?

It's those damn buzz saws that cost her the legs!

 

[Blood Diamonds]

it looks like the ass is wooooooosh

i want to fly like her and fill people's hearts with joy (and disgust) with my humongous ass woooooow :C

also unexpected boners

 

[BolognaSoup]

I should probably just go to bed.

 

[piratepwnsninja]

I should probably just go to bed.

I'm in tears.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I know dude that would be into her.

 

[whitehawk]

Oh my god I'm hyperventilating

EDIT: I CAN'T BREATHE LOL

I love when people post replies like these. In my head I picture a guy literally dying on the floor because he can't breath, but he struggles to make sure GAF knows that he's dying.

 

[Persona7]

why did I click this thread

The real question:

How does she wipe her ass? Surely her arms are too short to reach around all those saddlebags.

 

[SnakeSlashRO]

 

[Ra\/en]

I hope she enjoys the knee/hip replacements she's gonna be getting soon. I know a woman with hips probably around 6-7 feet in diameter and she's had all manner of operations by the age of 55.

Edit: I seem to be great at killing threads...

 

[qizah]

This thread was worth it.

 

[Deadpandas]

The real question:

How does she wipe her ass? Surely her arms are too short to reach around all those saddlebags.

with a rag on a stick

 

[Jburton]

I love ladies with big hips (normal sizes of course) ........ generally makes for a great big booty, and I like to smack and bite a big old booty.


But that lady is just ridiculous looking.

 

[Thug Waffle]

OP gave away the twist in the thread title.

 

[True Underdog]

Thread of the year.

Not even the thread of the month dude.

 

[Sapiens]

The stench must be deafening.

 

[Hystzen]

Why 6 potatoes a day?

WHY!?!?!

How does that even work? O_O;

because having 5 or 7 is too healthy

 

[the chris]

I suck at photoshop. Maybe someone can clean her up a bit.

Welp, that's it for me.