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31 Days of Horror 6 |OT| The October Movie Marathon

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#14 The Toolbox Murders (FTV) (1978) - This one got off to a great start. Some nasty death scenes, decent soundtrack, and actually kinda scary to start out. Then it took a gigantic nosedive after a pivotal scene that sets up the rest of the movie. From there was a lot of dialogue, boring scenes, and no more death scenes. It's like it was a 30 minute slasher film, then a 60 minute crime drama. The last 10 minutes were pretty good, and picked back up the pace, but by then I was pretty much taken out of the film.

Rating: 5.5/10
Genre: Slasher/Crime Drama
 
#9 Maniac (1980)
Director: William Lustig
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This was a tough film to get through, it took me three sittings to finish it. The problem I had was when the movie would focus on the killer being by himself, it would slow down the pacing really bad. Getting to the end, I thought better of the film.
Those mannequins coming alive and attacking the killer was great.
 
#9 Maniac (1980)
Director: William Lustig
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This was a tough film to get through, it took me three sittings to finish it. The problem I had was when the movie would focus on the killer being by himself, it would slow down the pacing really bad. Getting to the end, I thought better of the film.
Those mannequins coming alive and attacking the killer was great.

I recommend checking out the remake, I loved it despite not caring for the original.
 

Gameboy415

Member
1. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (DVD)
2. The Hollow (Netflix)
3. The Children (DVD)
4. Wes Craven Presents: Mind Ripper (Hulu)
5. C.H.U.D. (Hulu)
6. Fright Night 3D (Blu-Ray 3D)
7. Dead Alive (DVD)
8. The Hallow (Netflix)
9. Eraserhead (Blu-Ray)
10. Meridian (DVD)
11. Housebound (Netflix)
12. The Monster Squad (Blu-Ray)

13. Masters of Horror: The Black Cat (DVD)
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-I didn't have time for a full movie last night so I decided to dive into Season 2 of MoH (I watched all of Season 1 last year). The premise was interesting, but this one was a little too gory for my tastes and was hard to watch...here's hoping the rest of Season 2 is better!
 
The Maniac remake is definitely one of the cases where the remake surpasses the original, and I really enjoyed the original. It's just that good.

Both are really tough to watch, but in a powerful, effective way.
 
10. Bay of Blood (1971)

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Another film in my marathon from Mario Bava and what is called the inspiration for "slasher horror films." This one is great grindhouse cinema.

11. Kwaidan (1965)

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From the criterion horror collection, we have 3 hours worth of intriguing Japanese ghost stories. Beware although the stories are interesting, the film moves rather slow. I watched it over 2 days.
 

Fox Mulder

Member
#10 Toxic Avenger (1984)
a fun, campy monster horror comedy thats just charming now.

#11 The Return of the Living Dead (1985)

The origin of "Braaaainss!" and a fun fucked take on zombies.
 
#9 Maniac (1980)
Director: William Lustig
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This was a tough film to get through, it took me three sittings to finish it. The problem I had was when the movie would focus on the killer being by himself, it would slow down the pacing really bad. Getting to the end, I thought better of the film.
Those mannequins coming alive and attacking the killer was great.

First time I watched it many years ago, I couldn't finish it. When I saw it again recently, I really enjoyed it. Not as much as the remake, but both are good slasher films. Besides it has the GOAT shotgun scene.
 

Linkhero1

Member
I feel terrible for not really participating in this thread this year. I've been watching every day but haven't had the time to write down my thoughts.

September 29 - Southbound
September 30 - The Conjuring 2
October 1 - The Cottage
October 2 - Night of the Creeps, Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
October 3 - Clown
October 4 - Splice
October 5 - Trollhunter
October 6 - Krampus
October 7 - Night of the Comet
October 8 - Hush
October 9 -The Funhouse Massacre, Baskin, Black Sabbath
October 10 - The Fog (1980)

I'll try to be more active, I promise!
 
12. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

I think this is the best of the ANoES movies I've seen so far. There's some great dreams in here, like the marionette scene (which is rather disturbing, and that's saying something), the melting tricycle, and the TV scene (Zsa Zsa Gabor and Freddy Krueger on the set of a late night talk show is just awesome). I also like the stop motion used here. Marionette Freddy is great because the stop motion looks so unnatural and creepy. The asylum setting is good because it keeps all the characters together throughout the movie. The movie also provides the origin of Freddy Krueger, and would have been a great place to end the series. Finally, "We're The Dream Warriors" provides a great ending credits song.

Full list
 
12. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

I think this is the best of the ANoES movies I've seen so far. There's some great dreams in here, like the marionette scene, the melting tricycle, and the TV scene (Zsa Zsa Gabor and Freddy Krueger on the set of a late night talk show is just awesome). I also like the stop motion used here. Marionette Freddy is great because the stop motion looks so unnatural and creepy. The asylum setting is good because it keeps all the characters together throughout the movie. The movie also provides the origin of Freddy Krueger, and would have been a great place to end the series. Finally, "We're The Dream Warriors" provides a great ending credits song.

Full list

This is one of the earliest examples of a horror sequel being on par or even better than the original.
 

Steamlord

Member
I think I prefer Dream Warriors to the original because it's good, but it also embraces the camp that had always been a part of the series but was previously played straight. Plus it has a more interesting cast of characters.

This is one of the earliest examples of a horror sequel being on par or even better than the original.

Bride of Frankenstein tho
 
Oct 11.

14. Hide and Go Shriek (1988)

This one is 80s as fuck, I actually really liked the characters until they all started getting scared then their acting ability went right out the window. It is amazing at how blatant homophobia was completely acceptable at the time, the killer's motivations and visual style is incredibly homophobic and a bit transphobic too...

Next to no gore, the kills are kinda boring which is too bad because the setting was really cool... I'd recommend it just to see how blatantly homophobic it is.

Another pretty good musical score though, I love 80s horror scores

Oh and it has one of the 80siest strip scenes, but it's actually really well acted that it comes off as rather charming.
 

Ridley327

Member
October 11



It seems somewhat presumptuous to proclaim The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne as unlike anything that I and, I suspect, many people have seen before, but I'll be damned if words don't fail me otherwise. Suggested by Robert Louis Stevenson's tale more than acting as an adaptation, writer/director/set decorator/probably a whole lot more Walerian Borocyzk uses the story as the foundation for a Victorian era fever dream. While it does have more than its fair share of sex and violence, especially when nearly all of the violence is sexual in nature (or is it the other way around, I wonder?), the film takes a decidedly unconventional approach. An early dinner conversation is interrupted with flashes of violence, but is it violence to come, or are we just waiting for the revelers to catch up to these foregone conclusions? The film doesn't seem particularly interested in sticking to a linear path, nor does it seem overly concerned with filling in the gaps that occur when things start to heat up, making character interactions feel disjointed. But that seems entirely intentional, as this film goes for such a thick mood and texture in establishing its dreamy haze (and, in a cool little detail, putting the focus on a character who doesn't fall asleep to be around to witness the more nightmarish deliriums that the story takes). The storytelling here isn't particularly interested in preserving the mystery that laid in the heart of the original text, and instead opts to build on its fantasies as they become more and more real. It's an audacious handling of the material, but one that I feel works well because Borocyzk is in clear control of the direction at all times, building and building until the film's finale, which feels like an expertly crafted train wreck of dreams and nightmares colliding into one another, destroying the line that separates them for one more blood-fueled orgy in which the survivors are shifting forms constantly in harmonious dissonance. It is certainly a challenging film to take in, especially as the lousy dubbing will make it tricky for those who want something, anything to grab a hold onto while the film's aesthetic makes it known that it's the star attraction here, but adventurous types, it feels quite unique and rewarding to dig into, and I feel it would even work rather well if you sat back and just let the hazy glow of the film's meticulous lighting and framing work on just its surface level. For an introduction to this filmmaker, it certainly makes it tantalizing to dive deeper right away, but I still have 20 more days left this month with other films that I can only hope are as dreamy and rich as this one gets to be.

Film for October 12: While better known for his work in front of the camera, actor Bob Balaban has had a long career of directing all kinds of things, which brings us to his debut feature film, Parents. Said to be a darkly humorous ode to the 50s, the intriguing cast and the central mystery of figuring out what kind of dark secret our title characters are hiding is more then enough to see what the frequently underrated Balaban can do behind the camera.
 
October 11




It seems somewhat presumptuous to proclaim The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne as unlike anything that I and, I suspect, many people have seen before, but I'll be damned if words don't fail me otherwise. Suggested by Robert Louis Stevenson's tale more than acting as an adaptation, writer/director/set decorator/probably a whole lot more Walerian Borocyzk uses the story as the foundation for a Victorian era fever dream. While it does have more than its fair share of sex and violence, especially when nearly all of the violence is sexual in nature (or is it the other way around, I wonder?), the film takes a decidedly unconventional approach. An early dinner conversation is interrupted with flashes of violence, but is it violence to come, or are we just waiting for the revelers to catch up to these foregone conclusions? The film doesn't seem particularly interested in sticking to a linear path, nor does it seem overly concerned with filling in the gaps that occur when things start to heat up, making character interactions feel disjointed. But that seems entirely intentional, as this film goes for such a thick mood and texture in establishing its dreamy haze (and, in a cool little detail, putting the focus on a character who doesn't fall asleep to be around to witness the more nightmarish deliriums that the story takes). The storytelling here isn't particularly interested in preserving the mystery that laid in the heart of the original text, and instead opts to build on its fantasies as they become more and more real. It's an audacious handling of the material, but one that I feel works well because Borocyzk is in clear control of the direction at all times, building and building until the film's finale, which feels like an expertly crafted train wreck of dreams and nightmares colliding into one another, destroying the line that separates them for one more blood-fueled orgy in which the survivors are shifting forms constantly in harmonious dissonance. It is certainly a challenging film to take in, especially as the lousy dubbing will make it tricky for those who want something, anything to grab a hold onto while the film's aesthetic makes it known that it's the star attraction here, but adventurous types, it feels quite unique and rewarding to dig into, and I feel it would even work rather well if you sat back and just let the hazy glow of the film's meticulous lighting and framing work on just its surface level. For an introduction to this filmmaker, it certainly makes it tantalizing to dive deeper right away, but I still have 20 more days left this month with other films that I can only hope are as dreamy and rich as this one gets to be.
Are you planning on watching The Beast next? It's not strictly *ahem* horror, but it does have horror elements.
 

Ridley327

Member
Not for the marathon, but since Netflix has that and Immoral Tales available, I'll probably see them before long. I've been really trying to get into watching more Polish cinema as a result of my heritage, which is also a big reason why Possession made it into the marathon, too.
 

Steamlord

Member
Continuing with my '60s spree; I dunno, I just seem to be in a '60s mood this month.

#16 - Night Tide [1961]

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"Hi, Captain. You want me to pound ya later?"

A pretty decent movie riding on the coattails of Cat People and starring a young and jarringly aw-shucks Dennis Hopper. The chemistry between the two leads isn't exactly amazing, but it's serviceable. It's certainly not helped by Hopper's character coming off as a total creep at the beginning, though it moves past that pretty quickly. The exposition dump at the end is handled pretty clumsily, unfortunately. The horror in this film is very low-key, only really rearing its head in a few specific scenes, but that's all right. Overall it's a solid flick even if there are other films that have covered similar themes more effectively. Think Cat People meets Spring, but not as good as either.


#17 - The Black Torment [1964]

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Not a downright bad movie, but definitely a weaker 60s gothic thriller. None of the cast is particularly memorable, and I saw the twist coming from a mile away. The movie just sort of happens, with few moments of tension. Competent but forgettable.


#18 - Taste of Fear / Scream of Fear [1961]

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Now this is a good one. An excellent lesser-known Hammer mystery thriller that's wound as tightly as a Hitchcock film. A young wheelchair-bound woman returns to her father's home after ten years away, only to find that strange things are afoot. I thought I had guessed the twist really early on, but then it turned the tables and acknowledged it halfway through the film, leaving me on my toes for the rest of the movie. From there it's a delightful series of twists and turns that reminds me favorably of Diabolique. It's well directed and acted and it all comes together really well, with no scenes feeling unnecessary (though to be fair, it's a pretty short film). It also features Christopher Lee, though in a relatively small role. This is probably my biggest pleasant surprise of the month so far, even if The Collector is still my favorite discovery. Highly recommended if you enjoy thrillers with more twists than a Twizzler.

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I'm trying to keep up with the double features, both because they give me a nice buffer and because I have a bunch of ideas for them. Last night's theme: The Australian Outback

Wolf Creek

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Summary - A trio of tourists (two young British women and an Australian guy) venture out into the outback to view a well-known hiking trail around the site of an old meteorite crater. When they go to leave, they discover that their car won't start. As they prepare to spend the night, a rugged outdoorsy type named Mick pulls up in his truck and offers to assist them. Ultimately, they agree to have him give them a tow back to his place, where he'll fix their car and have them on their way.

Of course, that's not how things actually go.

Thoughts - This one has been out long enough that you all probably know the drill. It came out amidst a wave of films like Hostel and right in the middle of the New French Extremity "movement" and so tends to be grouped with them. Ebert, for his part, despised the film, dismissing it as little more than sadistic torture porn.

I...don't really agree, or at least, if it IS "torture porn", then so is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. There's certainly violence in the film, but there's less of it than you might expect given the film's reputation. What violence there is tends to be quick, merciless, and decisive. What the film DOESN'T have is long, lovingly-shot sequences of people slicing tendons, gouging eyeballs, and cutting off limbs. Also, the actual build-up to the violence is surprisingly long, giving us a lot of time to just sit with the characters before things go terribly wrong. The long drive in the pitch-black outback is particularly haunting - there's a feeling of transition, crossing over, like the characters are descending into Hell.

It is, however, a nasty film. The antagonist, Mick, is about as nasty a piece of work as you'll find in horror films. He's a vicious, misogynistic monster who will kill with a smile. What he isn't, however, is invincible or infallible. He's tremendously dangerous, yes, but he's not some sort of unstoppable force of nature like Michael Myers or a "three steps ahead" mastermind. With MAYBE one exception, all of his actions and triumphs in the film make sense.

Where the film succeeds is that I actually wanted the characters to get away and get the best of him, even though I knew how unlikely that was. The central trio isn't tremendously deep, but they're sympathetic enough (and the torments visited upon them are unfair enough) that the entire experience felt, as Mark Kermode described it, masochistic rather than sadistic.

It's not a FUN film - it's basically one big vacation nightmare. But I don't think it's quite as devoid of value as Ebert and some other reviewers indicated.

(Note: I was going to do Primal as my second film, but I honestly couldn't pay attention to it after the first 10 or 15 minutes. So instead I turned to...)

Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead

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Summary - There's a zombie outbreak! It seems to affect most of the population while leaving certain individuals mysteriously unaffected. However, a bite is still a guaranteed one-way trip to Z-town. A mechanic and bereaved father, Barry, runs into the slightly goofy Benny, and the two form an unlikely duo. They meet up with Frank, the owner of a garage, and together they discover that A: all traditional fuels are now useless, and B: the breath of the zombies is highly flammable. They rig up an armored car and set out in search of Barry's sister, who (unbeknownst to them) is in custody and at the mercy of a government scientist.

Thoughts - This is kind of a goofy movie. It's one part Mad Max, one part Dead Alive, and maybe a dash of Gyo thrown into the mix. It's very much a horror-comedy, and the violence fluctuates in tone between action movie and slapstick. In terms of zombies, there's not much you haven't seen before - sometimes they're fast, sometimes they're slow, and their heads explode when you shoot them. It's competently done, though, and legitimately at least kind of funny in parts. Benny is a weirdly likable character, even if most of the others are pretty one-note. The ending is also a little bit flat. Still, it's not bad - not Shaun of the Dead level, but still a cut above a lot of films trying to get their piece of the zombie trend.
 
OP

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Film #23 - The Ones Below (2015)

Burned yet again by a promising looking poster leading me to watch something. This wasn't bad so much as painfully mediocre. There's nothing new happening here and some of these tropes are so overused that I found myself rolling my eyes a lot. This also doesn't lean too heavily on the horror side but I sat through this so I feel like I've earned including it in the challenge anyway.

I'd take something that tries something different and fails over something that just treads water while remaining ultimately inconsequential any day.

Film #24 - Rec 4: Apocalypse (2014)

I fell asleep at around the halfway point then woke up to the netflix menu and had to force myself to go back and finish. Take that as you will.

Also hot take/unpopular opinion but Rec 3 is by far the most entertaining film in the whole series.

Film #25 - Cold Prey 2 (2008)

A slight improvement from the first one. It was a little less boring for me overall and hospital settings are always great. It was also nice to see the same protagonist back again.

Still nothing amazing but if you come across this and are bored or whatever it could probably be worth a go.
 

ehead

Member
Oct.10
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
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First time actually seeing this as an adult. Before, I thought the gore looked fun and all but now I feel squeamish about it. Something happened to me. Anyway, its another one of the great movies which did not need to divulge everything and yet remained as a terrifying experience. Now, I understand what AVGN referenced in his game review years ago and it actually made me laugh a bit when I saw it in the film.

Oct.11
In the Mouth of Madness (1995)
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I've been seeing this one being posted here often. This is probably my third time watching it and it remains to be my favorite Lovecraft movies. Sam Neill's acting could've been better but its like a guilty pleasure (same with his acting in Event Horizon). One thing that irks the shit out of me is the obvious voice dub over the guy who breaks the restaurant windows at the start of the movie. "Do you read Sutter Cane?"
 

gnomed

Member
Been meaning to post as I've been scouring for suggestions. Not quite able to watch every night, but my here's damage so far.

Night 1 - The Last Man on Earth:
I enjoyed it even with the melodrama. The atmosphere is great, but I like I Am Legend a lot more
( better dog)
. And I always assumed The Simpsons got most of the influence from The Omega Man. All in all, this movie is a better fit as a Halloween movie. Both I Am Legend and The Omega Man are more action films when compared to than this.

Night 2 - The Wicker Man (1978):
After viewing Cinemassacre's review, I decided to take the plunge. Too bad I passed out a quarter of the way when things start to get hairy. Once awoken from my nap, I struggle onwards with my viewing. This movie is very creepy, from the pagan rituals to weird cultish attitudes displayed by the locals. Although, I don't recall anything frightening there is an ever present eeriness to it all.

Night 3 - Clive Barker's Hellraiser:
It has a serviceable story and takes place mostly in the same locale. I've never seen the original movie in its entirety only the sequels. I was impressed with the effects. The story doesn't focus too much on the Cenobites, but serves as a great introduction.

Night 4 and 5 - Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy:
Clocking in at about four hours, I can safely say it is the definitive documentary for the film series. I was hoping to marathon through during one of my evenings, but alas I had to finish it in two. With a wealth of insight, there are chapters that help pace you along between the different movies and its impact amongst the modern zeitgeist. While still engaging through and through, the documentary suffers from the same thing issue as is subject matter; over saturation. I was a bit bored by the end with being beaten over the head about the influence of ol Fred Krueger because what more can you say. He's a modern day boogie man that can still scare the beejeezus out of us all if he wants.
 

GhaleonEB

Member
#11: V.H.S. 2 | via Netflix instant

I mentioned on Twitter that this found footage film was making the same mistakes Blair Witch did, only to be told it was the same directors. Fucking figures.

This was a case of directors that did not trust their material, so they had to add in loud noises to the jump scares, and bafflingly, a soundtrack rather than environmental sound and ambience to create mood and tension.

There's a shot in the last story where a character is seen in the foreground, and then the shadowy outline of another character appears briefly in the background, unnoticed to the camera man but not to us. Could be an effective moment but not for the loud "brooooouuuunnnnn!" added to the soundtrack to make what could have been a creepy moment into an artificial jump scare. Utterly ruins the moment. Good idea, shit execution. This film was basically that, stretched into four short films and a surrounding wrapper story.

Only one of the shorts had much originality, the
first person zombie
, which had potential. So they went with
zombies, a satanic cult, angry ghosts and abducting aliens
, with only the first of those putting much of an original spin on things. These ideas must have come from a 5 minute brainstorming session.

I thought the first V.H.S. was stronger overall, though it too had its issues. Not a series I hope continues.

** tiny pumpkins out of five
 
Whew, what a weekend! I had such a good time I called it:

HAMMER FILMS WEEKEND

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8. The Curse of the Werewolf
This is a decent, Hammer-flavored take on the Wolfman. That said, while I definitely liked it, I wasn't super crazy about it. True, the story was rather straightforward, but it did take a while to get started, mostly because the narrative focuses on two different characters during the first 25 or so minutes before actually settling on the main protagonist. Once the movie does take off it becomes an enjoyable monster flick.
2/4 stars

9. Night Creatures
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I think Night Creatures is tied with Scream of Fear! as my favorite Hammer films on the list. Guys, this movie has it all! Ghosts, pirates, adventure, romance, humor, and even a little intrigue. I don't want to spoil anything, so I'll just stop there. Consider me thoroughly impressed.
2/4 stars

10. The Phantom of the Opera 1943 (2/4 stars)
Ok, you got me. This is actually Universal's own remake, not Hammer's.

I don't have much to say about this one other than I liked it. It's not nearly as scary as the original, but I thought it was well made all the same.

It's not exceptional in any way, but I had fun with it regardless.
2/4 stars

11. Stop Me Before I kill
This is probably the weakest Hammer film I saw over the weekend. The first half of the movie was a painful slog; it spends the first half hammering you over the head with Alan's condition and focusing way too much on his arguments with his wife Denise. Once you have waded patiently through the boring bits, the second half of the movie isn't that much better. In the end, you are "treated" to one of the most predictable endings ever. One of the most unessential Hammer films IMO.
1/4 stars

12. The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb
I'm not a huge Mummy fan to be honest, and this movie didn't exactly change my mind. It's decent, but nothing particularly exciting. I enjoyed the twist near the end, but that's about it.
1/4 stars

13. The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll
This movie is essentially The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde with a "romantic" twist. If I'm being honest, the movie wasn't scary at all, despite being advertised as "Hammer Horror." Nevertheless, I still enjoyed it very much due to the characteristic Hammer charm (not to mention that it's a relatively original take on the material.)
2/4 stars

14. Scream of Fear!
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Definitely one of the highlights! I liked almost everything about Scream of Fear!; the minimal cast, the atmosphere, the setting (creepy mansion by the sea), the tension, the scares, the twists, the ending. I had a really good time with this movie.
2/4 stars

15. The Gorgon
Yup! Hammer does Greek monsters, too!

I thought this movie was entertaining for what it was, but overall I wasn't a huge fan of the way the gorgon was portrayed. It felt more like a mish-mash of different monsters rather than a truly original take. However, it was definitely a change of pace from the usual suspects. I dunno; I enjoyed it.
2/4 stars
 

Linkhero1

Member
September 29 - Southbound
September 30 - The Conjuring 2
October 1 - The Cottage
October 2 - Night of the Creeps, Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
October 3 - Clown
October 4 - Splice
October 5 - Trollhunter
October 6 - Krampus
October 7 - Night of the Comet
October 8 - Hush
October 9 -The Funhouse Massacre, Baskin, Black Sabbath
October 10 - The Fog (1980)

October 11 - The ReZort
Jurassic Park meets Zombies but with pacing issues and a lack of Jeff Goldblum. The concept is interesting for a zombie film, but it ends up feeling like any other zombie flick following all the standard tropes, with a lack of focus on the park itself. That being said, I still enjoyed the movie. I recommend checking it out if you feel like watching a modern zombie movie that doesn't take itself too seriously. - Check It Out
 

Zombine

Banned
#9

V/H/S

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The found footage/anthology film about a criminal gang that causes general chaos that breaks into a home and finds a bunch of V/H/S tapes and watches them. Each short story is a folktale of sorts, and usually has some moral about the situation has the core idea behind it.

Amateur Night

Bunch of white dudes rig up the beta white dude in their group with a hidden character to film girls they plan on raping. They drink a lot and do drugs and the dude who is forced to wear the glasses meets a girl named Lily who likes him, so they take her back to the apartment for sex. Billy (we'll call him Billy because fuck if I remember his name) thinks he's gonna get some from Lilly, but she gets on top of the one alpha jerky friend and he's like "blocked again 😞" then the one friend jumps in and they're about to dp her and she turns into a monster and kills the jerky alpha dude and then she kills the guy who won't stop laughing. The beta guy of the group runs away and breaks his leg and she sucks his dick while looking like a monster and he's like "nah i can't right now" and she gets mad and turns into a bat monster and flies away with him. This is the best one of the bunch.

3/5

Second Honeymoon

Guy goes on a honeymoon, some killer watches them, killer kills the guy, the girl is the killer's bf.

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2/5

I don't really remember the other ones. The last one was kinda cool I guess (it's about some haunted house). It's one of those movies that you just watch because it's there and they are kinda spooky, but they're nothing more than R rated YouTube creepypastas.

Overall: 2.5/5

Edit: I actually do remember the other ones, but that's way too much effort to put into V/H/S.
 

Blader

Member
Wait Until Dark
Great thriller. Tense, well-staged. I had seen the famous climactic scene in some show years ago, so I knew it was coming, but it still surprised me. Actually the scene that took me most by surprise was
Mike being stabbed in the back by Roat on his way out the door
. The last 20 minutes in general were just really strong and well put together. One of Audrey Hepburn's best performances, and the supporting actors all put in good work too. Alan Arkin was lucky he went bald later in life, what a terrible head of hair.

All in all, strong direction, writing and acting all around. Best thing I've seen of this year's marathon so far.
8/10
 

lordxar

Member
A Tale of Two Sisters. I loved how this started out. The lush colors and interesting camera work was awesome. The girls dangling their legs in the pond and getting these weird camera angles like Jaws or something is coming. Of course nothing does which is fine because those shots really set this whole film up tremendously. I couldn't sleep so at 4 am I started this thing and some of the scenes where the girls are lying in bed was a little unnerving. I mean the film work in this was great. Somewhere towards the end things kind of fell off though. Like it didn't end nearly as strong as it started. I do want to watch this again though because I noticed some red and blue use that I'd like to pay more attention to and see how it was fit in. Probably some other things I'd catch on a separate one viewing.

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Aiii

So not worth it
#1 - P.O.V. - A Cursed Film (2012) - 3.5/5
#2 - Satanic (2016) - 0/5
#3 - The Shining (1980) - 5/5
#4 - The Awakening (2011) - 3/5
#5 - Teketeke (2009) - 2.5/5
#6 - Teketeke 2 (2009) - 3.5/5
#7 - The Conjuring 2 (2016) 5*/5
#8 - Southbound (2016) - 2/5
#9 - The Silenced (2015) - 3/5
#10 - Evil Dead (2013) - 3/5
#11 - One Missed Call 2 (2005) - 1/5
#12 - The Neon Demon (2016) - 4/5

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#13 - Sint (Saint Nick) (2010)
This Dutch take on the Santa Claus slasher-genre by Dick Maas (Amsterdamned, De Lift, Flodder) retells the story of Sinterklaas. A rogue Bishop that pillages cities is burned to death on his ship along with his henchman by the citizens of Amsterdam on the 5th of December, 1492. Ever since then, whenever there is a full moon on the fifth of December, Zombie Sinterklaas and his henchman appear in Amsterdam and go on a murder spree. Surprisingly fun low-budget horror satire, though the first half appears better than the latter half. 3 golden staffs out of 5.
 
14. The Witch (2016)
Loved it! Had no idea what to expect going in and it thrilled, chilled, and disgusted me, which is rare. I absolutely LOVE how faithful it is (teehee) to reports made in real life about the book, the events, etc. 5/5, 10/10, 11/10, etc.

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I need to buy and rewatch it a few times but it might beat It Follows for my favorite of the second 00's.
 

Zombine

Banned
#10

Shin Godzilla

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Anno's 2016 reboot of Godzilla is meticulously crafted political Monster movie which re-imagines Japan's first encounter with the first Kaiju. The subtitles were a little hard to follow, but when Godzilla takes the stage all eyes are on him. With this film being so new I will avoid talking spoilers, but it is a worthy addition to the series, and does a great job of making 2014 look like the lesser film. The destruction is wonderful, but the CGI is very hit or miss. It's never bad enough to take you out of the film, but I do think they should have done more practical work on Shin Godzilla. This is an all around great film, and if you're into monster movies in general you should try to catch this in theaters between now and the 18th.

3/5

Anno please go make the next Evangelion film now.
 
I'm trying to keep up with the double features, both because they give me a nice buffer and because I have a bunch of ideas for them. Last night's theme: The Australian Outback

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Summary - A trio of tourists (two young British women and an Australian guy) venture out into the outback to view a well-known hiking trail around the site of an old meteorite crater. When they go to leave, they discover that their car won't start. As they prepare to spend the night, a rugged outdoorsy type named Mick pulls up in his truck and offers to assist them. Ultimately, they agree to have him give them a tow back to his place, where he'll fix their car and have them on their way.

Of course, that's not how things actually go.

Thoughts - This one has been out long enough that you all probably know the drill. It came out amidst a wave of films like Hostel and right in the middle of the New French Extremity "movement" and so tends to be grouped with them. Ebert, for his part, despised the film, dismissing it as little more than sadistic torture porn.

I...don't really agree, or at least, if it IS "torture porn", then so is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. There's certainly violence in the film, but there's less of it than you might expect given the film's reputation. What violence there is tends to be quick, merciless, and decisive. What the film DOESN'T have is long, lovingly-shot sequences of people slicing tendons, gouging eyeballs, and cutting off limbs. Also, the actual build-up to the violence is surprisingly long, giving us a lot of time to just sit with the characters before things go terribly wrong. The long drive in the pitch-black outback is particularly haunting - there's a feeling of transition, crossing over, like the characters are descending into Hell.

It is, however, a nasty film. The antagonist, Mick, is about as nasty a piece of work as you'll find in horror films. He's a vicious, misogynistic monster who will kill with a smile. What he isn't, however, is invincible or infallible. He's tremendously dangerous, yes, but he's not some sort of unstoppable force of nature like Michael Myers or a "three steps ahead" mastermind. With MAYBE one exception, all of his actions and triumphs in the film make sense.

Where the film succeeds is that I actually wanted the characters to get away and get the best of him, even though I knew how unlikely that was. The central trio isn't tremendously deep, but they're sympathetic enough (and the torments visited upon them are unfair enough) that the entire experience felt, as Mark Kermode described it, masochistic rather than sadistic.

It's not a FUN film - it's basically one big vacation nightmare. But I don't think it's quite as devoid of value as Ebert and some other reviewers indicated.

Great review. I wholeheartedly agree with what you said. I normally hate slow building horror films, but the payoff was worth it and I actually did end up caring about the protagonists (which doesn't happen often). The
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Oct 12.

15. Dead Kids aka Strange Behaviour (1981)

A really cool homage to 1950s horror. A likeable set of protagonists, an interesting (if not cliched) sci-fi concept, a really cool looking shadow kid to open up, gore is minimal but that's ok it wasn't a slasher pic, just a pic with killing as part of it's narrative. A fun short dance sequence to Lou Christie's Lightnin' Strikes (I love that song so the movie gets instant win points for that), a minor twist ending that works.

It's fun and pretty well acted, I'd say check it out if you like science gone evil movies.
 

Divius

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#11 - Them (1954)
Classic 'giant creature' feature from the 50s. I've seen spoofs similar to this a dozen times, so I was surprised to see one that takes itself so seriously. Somewhat slow paced and old fashioned, showing us things that indeed might thrill in the 50s but feel tame and outdated to modern audiences. There's plenty of 'men sitting in rooms discussing the situation and talking things over' filler scenes to stretch things out. The giant ants themselves are decent, they look somewhat silly and aren't actually scary or feel like a threat. Decent sci-fi pulp without scares or thrills. 6/10
 
13. Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)

This movie is less of a slasher, and more of a parental fear/psychological horror movie. In fact, there are only 2 deaths, one of which is a homage to Tina's death from the original. Dylan is annoying like most child characters. Also notable is Freddy himself, who doesn't have his trademark hat (most of the time) and wears a blue overcoat. The freeway scene is tense and the best scene in the movie. It's cool that there's a meta movie about the Elm Street series, but it's not as good as the original or Dream Warriors.

Also nice gag on the credits, crediting Robert Englund as himself and Freddy Krueger as himself.

Full list
 

Rembrandt

Banned
I suck. I've watched a few movies but haven't been keeping up with the reviewing aspect. i'm gonna dive back in and make up for lost time.
 
We Need to Talk About Kevin
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I'm getting a little fed up with my own standards. I don't get on very well with the general bulk of horror films as I often find them lazily made and ineffectual at actually being scare-inducing or entertaining. I enjoy my fair share of b-tier/z-tier/shlock, but generally when I sit down with a horror film, it's because I want to be horrified. Barring that, being entertained is a good 2nd choice. So I probably need to stop looking for movies with good ratings and just watch what I want, because it's not really working out this year.

We Need to Talk About Kevin seems to commonly have the word "disturbing" attached to it. The film is "disturbing". The book it's based on is "ultra disturbing". The only thing "disturbing" about the film is how anyone would consider this a horror title. I'm really confused as to why it's even offered on Shudder. (It's a pretty straight-forward drama with some violent scenes.)

Starring beautiful alien Tilda Swinton (affecting an American accent that just felt weird for her), We Need to Talk About Kevin is the rather disjointedly told story about a mother's grieving process after her son commits a horrible crime. She's accosted in the streets, she lives alone, her job sucks, and she's plagued by the color red which often seems to trigger or accompany flashbacks to her life before. The whole structure around how a person can experience real, deep, and affecting personal tragedy and the struggle of continuing on with their life is very powerful, and Swinton's acting is as usual, great.

That's about all the film has going for it though. Her husband is an unbelievable idiot (as in, his consistent passivity and hand-waving of Kevin's behavior and refusal to respect his wife is literally unbelievable). The scenes between Eva (Swinton) and Kevin as a toddler and young boy feel very awkward and sort of...directionless. I'm still not entirely sure I even understand what exactly the film was trying to convey about Kevin, or about Eva's attitude toward him. He does something awful, she reacts accordingly, Dad kind of ignores it, and the cycle perpetuates itself. At one point I felt the film was trying to purposely muddy the waters between "he's a psychopath" and "no, she's just a shitty Mother" but it never really commits to that idea and I think the film would've benefited from that approach.

Given the title of the film, nobody ever actually "talks about Kevin". It's a lot of Eva being concerned over her son's mysteriously shitty behavior and nobody really paying her any mind about it. By the end, you just feel sorry for her because there's no real catharsis, and the film just kind of leaves things in a perpetual state of misery.

The Good:
+Tilda Swinton
+Excellent visual design, the repetition of red as a motif is blatant but not obnoxious in an 'artsy' way
+Ezra Miller (Kevin) is creepy, as are the other two actors who play him at a younger age
+The disjointed chronology of the film keeps you guessing at gaps in the story

The Bad:
-The story doesn't really "sell" any of the other characters that well, they feel very shallow
-The "pay off" of waiting to see what Kevin actually did is handled poorly
-Kevin's 'evil' nature often feels more like a product of the script than a character trait
-Nobody actually "talks about Kevin", false advertising /s

The Ugly:
-The Khatchadourian's giant, soulless house

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As a horror film: 1 awkwardly masturbating in front of your mother encounters out of 5
As a film (it's a drama): 3 unfinished plates of scrambled eggs out of 5
 

GhaleonEB

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#11 - Them (1954)
Classic 'giant creature' feature from the 50s. I've seen spoofs similar to this a dozen times, so I was surprised to see one that takes itself so seriously. Somewhat slow paced and old fashioned, showing us things that indeed might thrill in the 50s but feel tame and outdated to modern audiences. There's plenty of 'men sitting in rooms discussing the situation and talking things over' filler scenes to stretch things out. The giant ants themselves are decent, they look somewhat silly and aren't actually scary or feel like a threat. Decent sci-fi pulp without scares or thrills. 6/10

Yeah, I was surprised how well it held up when I rewatched it a few years ago. As you said, it takes itself seriously, and that keeps it grounded, so it seldom swerves into cheesy territory. The female lead fighting tooth and nail against 50's misogyny was sadly still relevant. You could update the film and change little about her relationships and no one would bat an eye.

I watched Beneath, about a woman going into a coal mine filled with men, a few days ago and it hit a lot of the same beats.
 
16) Zombie / Zombie Flesh Eaters / Zombi 2 - (Lucio Fulci, 1979)

"And Lucas not believe that the dead be dead"

Zombie is something of a transition film for my marathon, as it's a more or less a capstone to most of my 70's Italian fare (until I get back to Bava), and enter the 80's which is more or less considered an era of extreme gore in Italian horror, thanks in large part to Lucio Fulci, and this 1979 film is symbolic of that very transition for both Fulci and Italian horror. Going in to the film I knew about two things: the shark vs zombie fight, and the eyeball scene. And while both of those scenes are spectacular, it's easy to see why they've become the talking points of the film...because unlike Fulci's Don't Torture a Duckling, this doesn't really work all that well as cohesive whole and is more or less the interspersed setpieces that make it notable, as it's a fairly slow film otherwise, and it's not really until the last 15 or 20 minutes that any sort of sustained tension is built up. That's not to say the movie isn't enjoyable though, as it has some stellar effects (I love how decayed the maggot-eaten zombies look), the sunny tropical setting is quite evocative--it plays almost as an unofficial sequel to Day of the Dead rather than Dawn in that regard--, it's got a dope score, and the set-piece moments are fun enough I think to make up for the stretches of tedium between. The shark scene really is spectacular too, it's totally surreal and remarkably filmed, and feels like a really original moment in a genre that is mostly known for recycling stuff from the Romero films. The eyeball scene, while painful to watch, I thought was just as notable for the great suspense leading up to it as the scene itself, it's quite a well crafted sequence. My favorite moment in the film however was watching the rotten zombies rise out of the ground set to the pulsing, oddly upbeat, and totally awesome theme. Zombi 2 wasn't a great film, and was a bit of a dissapointment compared to both Don't Torture a Duckling and the Romero zombie flicks this one is indebted to, but it is still an enjoyable experience, and earns its seminal status in the zombie pantheon for the things it gets right.

Things are about to get much worse from here on out (for my stomach anyway), as this was merely the gore appetizer for the main course, as my next film is 1980's Cannibal Holocaust. Edit: Actually might do Driller Killer first...but either way, there's gonna be a loooot of red stuff!
 
Things are about to get much worse from here on out (for my stomach anyway), as this was merely the gore appetizer for the main course, as my next film is 1980's Cannibal Holocaust. Edit: Actually might do Driller Killer first...but either way, there's gonna be a loooot of red stuff!
There's this one scene during Cannibal Holocaust that had me turtling up.
 
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