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Doctor put the finger up my bum

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akaoni

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Been feeling unwell for a little while now and had to schedule another visit to the doctor after the medication didn't seem to remedy my problems last time. Stomach/intestinal problems etc, so this time after inspecting my stomach they put the gloves on and told me to pull my bottoms down below my knees.

Now I was somewhat prepared for this to some extent because I always knew there was a risk of being asked, however my main fear was due to the fact I had to run to the appointment because I was late - in freezing cold weather and well.... my member had shriveled up to have more folds than a miniature elephant trunk.

Anyway, I cooperated, they did the smooth talking and without much warning they shoved that finger right up there pretty abruptly. I'm still recovering - feeling a little sick in my stomach. On the bright side they did say "Well you're not bleeding" to cheer me up. Could've been worse..... Worst case scenario is that I have to get a camera up there next, not sure if they let you watch like those porn movies.

And no, unfortunately the doctor was not a match to my sexual preference.

How was your experience?
 
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weekend_warrior

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Stet

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It's weird that you were more concerned about the doctor thinking your penis was small than the potential pain.
 
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Visualante2

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I like how you had to use neutral pronouns to hide the doctor's gender.

but you actually made it sound like it was a group
 
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God Dayumm

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I would leave them with a stool sample before letting them do that. I'll keep my cherry for a day when the prostate needs to be tested.
 
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Kuro Madoushi

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He's a doctor and was likely checking your prostate for inflammation or if there are any problems there as it could cause stomach issues.

And this is an awfully childish complaint. Get a Q-Tip in your dick then come talk.
 
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Mammoth Jones

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I had the same thing happen and a bit more. It was the most embarrassing medical stuff that ever been done to me.

Ejaculating during a rectal exam is just fucking embarrassing.

Kuro Madoushi said:
And this is an awfully childish complaint. Get a Q-Tip in your dick then come talk.
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Had a tube shoved in my dick and my bladder filled with solution. While simultaneously had some pressure measuring thing up my ass. Q-tip ain't shit.
 
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GreatestHits

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Mammoth Jones said:
I had the same thing happen and a bit more. It was the most embarrassing medical stuff that ever been done to me.

Ejaculating during a rectal exam is just fucking embarrassing.



Had a tube shoved in my dick and my bladder filled with solution. While simultaneously had some pressure measuring thing up my ass. Q-tip ain't shit.
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I wasn't made for this thread
 
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Chums Knifeblade

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Mammoth Jones said:
I had the same thing happen and a bit more. It was the most embarrassing medical stuff that ever been done to me.

Ejaculating during a rectal exam is just fucking embarrassing.



Had a tube shoved in my dick and my bladder filled with solution. While simultaneously had some pressure measuring thing up my ass. Q-tip ain't shit.
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hahahaha oh god, How did THAT happen, was she/he that hot?

What the fuck was wrong with you that you needed all of that?
 
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akaoni

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slit said:
Did he smell his finger afterwards?
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I didn't notice.

GK86 said:
Did you like it?
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It still hurts. Maybe.

Visualante2 said:
I like how you had to use neutral pronouns to hide the doctor's gender.

but you actually made it sound like it was a group
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I did that my own amusement, I didn't have any problem with their gender, but it could have been less worse with some novelty value.

sixteen-bit said:
Are you feeling any better now? I need a resolution.
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It still feels like I got punched in the stomach, they went in hard and fast with little warning.
 
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studyguy

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YO, CHECK IT.
I'm here to lay down some life experience. One man to another who's had a finger up his bum. I feel/felt your pain bro, that same Please relax, sir kind of pain.

About two...
man it's been two years now since I went down this dark, dark path. You'll never get over the nightmares, friend.
years ago I went to a party with my girlfriend. It was for one of her nephews or something. Being the mature 25 year old I was, I decided to jump into the bouncy house with the kids and play around. It had been a while since I'd done that, so what the hell.

I ended up roughhousing for a bit and laughing about it till it happened. My girlfriend's nephew decided to 'throw' me across the ring like WWE. The 6 year old must have had the might of Hercules because after his little hands pushed me I jumped, a sudden pain shot through my groin. Like a flaming hot poker was getting jabbed into my taint. I stemmed my tears as the 6 year old pinned me for the win... too shocked to do much other than moan in pain.

Turns out there's a muscle that goes from your bum to your scrotum, the perineum if I remember correctly. And I had strained it pretty badly. So badly infact that it hurt to do pretty much anything that involved walking, sitting, pooping... even popping a boner was agony. You can't imagine how painful those two weeks were, mentally and physically. I went to the doctor to get it checked out and apparently the only way to find out if I had torn it or strained it was to physically check it out. With a finger. I like my doctor of course, I've been going to him for years, but he's a very large Indian man. Hairy too. I didn't even get dinner, just a bend over sir, relax...

On the upside, I don't have prostate cancer either so... yeah. It really wasn't that bad.
Apparently kegel exercises ward off straining your perineum so there's that too. There's always the regular prostate check to look forward to OP! I'm sure your doctor is looking forward to that too.

tl;dr: Fucked up my taint muscle, doctor fiddled my bum, 10/10 would check prostate again.
 
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Bodacious

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OP, you ain't seen nothin' yet.

A few years back, I reported symptoms that suggested prostate infection. Doctor wanted to run lab tests on secretions from the prostate gland. Makes sense, right? How does he do that? He stuck two fingers up my ass and "mashed" (his words) my prostate, with hopes of forcing some stuff out of my penis.

I did this.

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marrec

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I know there's a lot of silly hyperbole surrounding an internal anal exam, but does anyone seriously think it's some life altering event?

I mean, it's just a finger in the bum.
 
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jgmo870

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The doctor who was performing my rectal exam was more nervous than I was. I was trying to lighten the mood by saying things like, "so what do you do around here?" when his finger was probing around.
 
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studyguy

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marrec said:
I know there's a lot of silly hyperbole surrounding an internal anal exam, but does anyone seriously think it's some life altering event?

I mean, it's just a finger in the bum.
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No, but it makes for fun stories all the same, too many people take these stories too literally.
 
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striferser

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Mammoth Jones said:
I had the same thing happen and a bit more. It was the most embarrassing medical stuff that ever been done to me.

Ejaculating during a rectal exam is just fucking embarrassing.



Had a tube shoved in my dick and my bladder filled with solution. While simultaneously had some pressure measuring thing up my ass. Q-tip ain't shit.
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Damn, son D:
 
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akaoni

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marrec said:
I know there's a lot of silly hyperbole surrounding an internal anal exam, but does anyone seriously think it's some life altering event?

I mean, it's just a finger in the bum.
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It's the first remotely sexual contact I've had involving another person, it's not a regular thing for me.
 
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Particle Physicist

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Kuro Madoushi said:
He's a doctor and was likely checking your prostate for inflammation or if there are any problems there as it could cause stomach issues.

And this is an awfully childish complaint. Get a Q-Tip in your dick then come talk.
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Likely checking for blood in his stool, which can be microscopic sometimes and is checked by stool guaiac test. There are many reasons for blood in stool, and if someone is having stomach/intestinal symptoms, it's a good idea to rule out some of those things, especially if you are in certain age ranges.
 
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