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Shiggie

Member

• Feb 12, 2009

• #1

"Though A-Rod has been taken from us, his impact on this team has been greater in the past few days than it has ever been before," the statement continued. "It feels like he's not even gone."

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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/a_rod_dead_at_33

 

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dankir

Member

• Feb 12, 2009

• #2

LOL @ the Onion

 

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Speevy

Banned

• Feb 12, 2009

• #3

oh nm

 

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Kal

Member

• Feb 12, 2009

• #4

Shiggie said:

http://tinyurl.com/dxkx9a

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Please stop with the tinyurl. We all know it's "the Onion"!!!

 

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Lost Fragment

Obsessed with 4chan

• Feb 12, 2009

• #5

Onionroll'd

 

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Javaman

Member

• Feb 12, 2009

• #6

I wonder how long until someone edits the bogus info into wiki and everyone really starts freaking out.

 

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livestOne

Member

• Feb 12, 2009

• #7

shiiit you dirty spoony bard Shiggie :lol

 

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SnakeXs

about the same metal capacity as a cucumber

• Feb 12, 2009

• #8

There should be a ban on this shit. The Onion can be funny. Trying to present it as real news is not.

 

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Shiggie

Member

• Feb 12, 2009

• #9

Kal said:

Please stop with the tinyurl. We all know it's "the Onion"!!!

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No.
And my previous thread proves otherwise. Also, are you upset??:lol

 

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Stoney Mason

Banned

• Feb 12, 2009

• #10

lol. I was duped for a moment.

 

SonicMegaDrive

Member

• Feb 12, 2009

• #11

Jesus Christ, change the title. I got fucking scared by that.

Don't do that!

 

RubxQub

φίλω ἐξεχέγλουτον καί ψευδολόγον οὖκ εἰπόν

• Feb 12, 2009

• #12

These Onion shock threads are both awesome and annoying.

 

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Joe

Member

• Feb 12, 2009

• #13

that's fucked up. :\

 

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Speevy

Banned

• Feb 12, 2009

• #14

Yeah, X person is dead. HILARIOUS

:|

 

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Kal

Member

• Feb 12, 2009

• #15

Shiggie said:

No.
And my previous thread proves otherwise. Also, are you upset??:lol

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This is how you do it!!!

Shiggie said:

CNN

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Shiggie

Member

• Feb 12, 2009

• #16

A-Rod is survived by 33-year-old Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez, a divorced father of two who is currently in therapy and who, despite being in extremely good physical condition and possessing the ability to hit 500-foot home runs, has no future in baseball whatsoever.

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:lol :lol

 

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wenis

Registered for GAF on September 11, 2001.

• Feb 12, 2009

• #17

yeah unless I see it on the cnn newsticker I never believe GAF...ever.

 

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Shiggie

Member

• Feb 12, 2009

• #18

Kal said:

This is how you do it!!!

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I didnt think of that.:lol Thanks for the tip!!!

 

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worldrunover

Member

• Feb 12, 2009

• #19

Do they have Selena Roberts in custody yet?

 

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levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.

• Feb 12, 2009

• #20

"A-Rod was a person, but a much better baseball player," a statement from the New York Yankees' front office read in part.

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:lol

 

EviLore

Expansive Ellipses

Staff Member

• Feb 12, 2009

• #21

Don't misrepresent/obfuscate your links. Fixed.