metdroid said:
Shit yeah, that city rules.
Some random facts I know about germany (german girlfriend)
Germans don't Get "nazi jokes" like if you say, "**** that lady at the video store is a real nazi" this will be met with a blank faced stare. Not offended or angry, but actual confusion, doesn't register right because they have a very different perspective on Nazis than the rest of the world (especially compared to non europeans and british).
A german invented the Doner Kebab (a turkish german)
Germans, while good at stuff, don't have a good sewer system. I have noticed this in Berlin and Cologne, on hot days you can smell the odor.
Berlin is ****ing scary at new years. It's a great time, but people throw large explosives EVERYWHERE. I damaged my hearing for around 3 months last new years.
Heife Weizen (sp?) is the best beer in the world.
Germans rock at meat products. Nobody better at Bier und Wurst! For evidence look no further than the Munich Oktoberfest.
Not everyone was happy about the berlin wall coming down, because despite it obviously being something that had to happen, it resulted in a massive influx of poor people into west berlin and sucked for all the west berliners. The grumpy old dude that fixes my bike in holland says to me "I don't go to berlin anymore, I want my wall back"
Tell us a German joke, but translated into English!
What did 2 bananas in the GDR say to each other.
Nothing they don't have bananas!