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NFL 2017 Offseason thread |OT| - Servicing Us Boys

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BigAT

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Add snipperclips, fast rmx, 1-2 switch and the rest!

Jesus, slow down. Not so fast, I'm still sensitive down there.

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JABEE

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Well, a friend of mine named JABEE wrote that song
And he told me it was the perfect NFL-GAF song
I wrote him back a letter
And I told him it was not the perfect NFL-GAF song
Because he hadn't said anything at all about the Browns,
Or losing,
Or cheating,
Or trains,
Or getting' drunk
Well he sat down and wrote another verse to the song
And he sent it to me,
And after reading it,
I realized that my friend had written the perfect
NFL-GAF song
And I felt obliged to include it on this album
The last verse goes like this here:

Well, I was drunk the day the Borwns traded for Jimmy G
And the cheating Pats couldn't help it all the same.
But before I could stop the Browns from losing.
BG got runned over by a damned old train

And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standing' in the rain
No, a' you don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me
Well I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name
 

bionic77

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I still can't believe Animu Sunday happened.

This is Gata's immigrant ban.
Don't talk like that.

Animus are people too. Granted they ain't people you going to invite over to the crib but don't be a Trump and discriminate against the animus or anyone else.

It starts with discrimination against the animus. But pretty soon if you allow it against one group it starts to become normalized with all groups.
 

JABEE

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Don't talk like that.

Animus are people too. Granted they ain't people you going to invite over to the crib but don't be a Trump and discriminate against the animus or anyone else.

It starts with discrimination against the animus. But pretty soon if you allow it against one group it starts to become normalized with all groups.

Hey Bionic,

Have you been watching any Sailor Moon or Miyazaki movies lately?

Just asking as a friend.
 

bionic77

Member
Hey Bionic,

Have you been watching any Sailor Moon or Miyazaki movies lately?

Just asking as a friend.
I do love the 3 Ghibli movies that I have seen but other then that I am not a fan of the art or whatever anime is.

But that said they are people. The Trumps divide us. The JCBs bring us together. Often sexually but that is situation dependent and for whatever reason rarely if ever happens with the animus.
 

bionic77

Member
i just saw this crazy ass quote from Brock Osweiler.

This is it verbatim:

The Switch is the dumbest gaming device since the Virtua Boy.

You would really have to love the man to share his disgusting views on freedom.
 

Bread

Banned
Getting a little grossed out at the snaps Hobias keeps sending me of the very graphic servicing happening as we speak at Target.
 

MechDX

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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/02/27/report-colts-defensive-tackle-david-parry-arrested/

Indianapolis Colts defensive tackle David Parry was arrested early Saturday morning in Scottsdale, Ariz. on suspicion of robbery, auto theft, criminal damage, resisting arrest and driving under the influence, via a report from Holly V. Hays of the Indianapolis Star.

Parry, a fifth-round pick of the Colts in 2015, allegedly hit a man on the head before stealing his street-legal golf cart. Police found Parry on the sidewalk, apparently intoxicated, after he crashed the cart into a gate. The alleged victim was using his cart as a taxi to take people home from a bar when Parry allegedly hit him and stole the vehicle. He was arrested around 2:30 a.m. on Saturday.

Colts Culture
 
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