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31 Days of Horror 5 |OT| The October Movie Marathon

30. Night of the Demons (1988) Hadn't seen this one in almost a decade, but I remembered it being much worse than it actually was. If you take out the shit-tier acting and dialogue, it's a quite good horror film. And the ending was just so random that it fits. 7/10.
 
#23 Scream - this was the first slasher film I saw as a kid and its always had a place in my mind as it was one of the catalysts of my love of the horror genre
 
30. Night of the Demons (1988) Hadn't seen this one in almost a decade, but I remembered it being much worse than it actually was. If you take out the shit-tier acting and dialogue, it's a quite good horror film. And the ending was just so random that it fits. 7/10.
This is how I felt. Weak acting aside, the film isn't too bad.
 
26. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010): Since I watched the whole series this month (except Freddy vs. Jason, which I have seen but don't really remember much), I thought I might as well watch the remake to finish it off. Rather pointless and joyless. The "twist" that Freddy might have been innocent might have been clever if it had not been obvious that they would not go down that route. All of the kills were very simple with none of the creativity that should be the strength with dream sequences. Considering this movie copied pretty much every famous moment from the first movie, I at least expected to see someone get eaten by a bed. To say something positive, it did rein in some of the silliness from the later movies, but it went too far: the movies always had some fun, but this is a slog.
 
31. Dr. Giggles (1992) This honestly would not have been that bad of a movie if it weren't for the terrible doctor puns and stupid giggles from the killer. But it was a cheap B-grade 90s horror flick, so I don't know what I expected. 5/10, and most of that is for Holly Marie Combs in her pre-Charmed days.

Now going to see if I can get to 50 films.
 
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#20 - House on Haunted Hill (1959)
A bunch of people get invited to stay the night in a spooky house and they will get 10,000 dollars if they survive the night. A great balance of genre's, part scary and part funny. The reveals at the end were pretty weak but this was one dope movie. It also has one particular jump scare that scared the shiiiit out of me, wonderful. It's up there with the Mulholland Dr. jump scare. 7/10
 
Bava is the man.

(You did watch the original version, not the AIP version, right?)

I almost watched the AIP version earlier this month before I figured it out and stopped ten minutes in. I'm having a hard time tracking the original though, it's too bad, I'm crazy hyped to watch it.

Edit: Just so Inm8num2 doesn't have to keep posting it. The Greatest Horror Films of All Time Voting threads ends sometime later today. I know there has to be a few in here that haven't thrown in a ballot yet. Go Vote! :)

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31. Dr. Giggles (1992) This honestly would not have been that bad of a movie if it weren't for the terrible doctor puns and stupid giggles from the killer. But it was a cheap B-grade 90s horror flick, so I don't know what I expected. 5/10, and most of that is for Holly Marie Combs in her pre-Charmed days.

Now going to see if I can get to 50 films.

This movie was awesome...but I saw it in college, shitfaced, with friends. So my memory may be a tad blurry. I did try watching it again not too long ago but my drunken college memory was a lot better ;)
 
22) John Dies at the End

It started out pretty interesting. The tone was what I was expected, and I wish Housebound had stuck to something more like the tone here rather than jumping all over the place if you were going to go for the comedic route. I thought I was going to be in for a treat with Paul Giamatti being in it, but ended up being just meh by the time it was over. It's kind of a mess starting about halfway through by so much random stuff happening that makes it less than coherent. Too bad because it started off well.

Also,
I don't get the name of the movie.
 
Extra Credit round up – Hemlock Grove Season 2

“The qubits are fully entangled.”

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This is possibly the single most preposterous load of old bollocks I have ever watched. I really liked the first season, despite its flaws, but the spectacular ineptitude of season 2 is staggering. Terrible CGI wolves in place of the live action/practical effect combo they used previously; great characters ditched with the scantest of explanations; intriguing situations set up in the season 1 finale abandoned and ignored… And the less said about the actual story the better.

But… the characters who survive are still fun to be around, Famke Janssen remains spectacular, Shelley’s new actress is fantastic, there’s some great gore (including a woman who lactates blood), and best of all,
Dougray Scott
’s character gets dead! Huzzah!

Season 3 is now up on Netflix and I’m hoping it scales new heights of stupidity, though it will have to go some to beat the sheer and utter lunacy of the last few minutes of the Season 2 finale. That shit had me literally crying with laughter.
 
Circle was really good and kind of what I thought Ex Machina would be like as in more on moral ideas. I will say five alien rectal probes.
 
28. Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
[Or, Do babies dream of murderous sheep?]
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This has been my favorite Freddy movie so far. He's always been a joke character, and in this one he embraces it. There is no part of this movie where he is a scary guy. He feels weaker than ever. The backstory is fleshed out more which was done in a way that I thought I might have to actually skip a scene. Thankfully it never gets so graphic that I did. By this point I know all the story beats that are going to be hit. Jump rope girls, the song, and the death of all friends. The pregnancy plot in this movie felt misused.

My unpopular opinion is to give this 4 plates of soul food out of 5.
 
23) Hotel Transylvania

Decided on a nice light movie to cap the week off; that and my daughter wants to take me to see the sequel for my birthday. I figure I should get caught up and see the first one. It's a nice fun movie which I could see why my daughter would like. No regrets. The only bad part was how long Dracula was in the sun for the end. That's the slowest burning vampire I've ever seen. Wow, I actually caught up to averaging one movie a day.
 
Zombie 2. I am definitely digging Giallo movies. I'm sure it's a heavily acquired taste but the style is awesome and I'm wondering how I've never heard of this before. Then again, I have seen some of these horror titles before and thought they were some shit b rated garbage. Very glad I started watching these.

Zombie has a great story that kind of fleshes out an origin story and spends quite a bit of time character building. It feels very down to earth compared to some of the zombie movies we have today. The audio is pretty raw sounding vs what we have today, all squishy and visceral. Visually it's another vibrant movie rather than dark and gloomy. Five shark eating zombies.
 
I need to show Japan some more love this month, so...

#43 - The Ghost Story of Yotsuya (Tokaido Yotsuya kaidan) (1959)

Two absolute scum of the earth piece of shit dudes do some despicable things, then get the everloving shit haunted out of them. A pretty standard ghost story (and a popular traditional one in Japan, I understand), but very well executed with great cinematography and performances. At about the halfway point the brutal revenge portion kicks in and it's quite a ride, with some memorably horrific images. Oddly enough, the nightmare imagery reminded me a bit of Gates of Hell Trilogy-era Fulci, albeit with considerably less insanely over the top gore.

I'm definitely interested in watching more of Nobuo Nakagawa's films, especially after falling in love with Jigoku last year. The guy had a seriously good eye for horrific imagery that sticks in your head for a long time, and if he has a few more movies of the same quality as this and Jigoku he'll probably end up ranking among my favorite horror directors. Highly recommended, both this and Jigoku.


#44 - The Living Skeleton (Kyûketsu dokuro-sen) (1968)

A group of men massacres everyone on a ship for its valuable cargo; three years later, spooky revenge ensues. Unlike a lot of older Japanese horror films, this one has a fun, thoroughly modern vibe to it combined with well-executed traditional Gothic elements, as well as a cool foreboding groovy experimental score. It features some cool underwater shots...as well as some very clearly fake skeletons and bats on strings, which just makes it more awesome. Hell, we even get a straight-up black-gloved giallo murder scene, plus a very giallic method of hiding the body that's creative and stupid in equal measure. The kills get more and more gruesome and the twists more and more zany as the movie progresses. It's also really interesting to see what's largely a traditional Japanese revenge tale pitted against Christian morality, which you don't often see in Japanese film and which goes in some interesting directions over the course of the film.

This might seem odd considering it's a 1968 black and white Japanese film, but if you're a fan of gialli I highly recommend this film; it has a lot of the same trappings.
 
16. A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night "Are you a good boy?"

I heard this was an Iranian vampire movie, but I was surprised to learn that this was American made, albeit with Iranian-American cast and crew. It's also shot in black-and-white. This movie reminds me a lot of Let The Right One In.

1. There's large stretches of the movie with no background music and little sound, though music does play a part in the lives of the characters here.
2. The number of people who are even aware of a vampire or her influence is kept to a minimum.
3.
The main character falls in love with the vampire, and in the end, they wind up leaving town together.
4.
The vampire is never really seen as a problem, mostly because she isn't killing people the main character likes or the audience sympathizes with.

Otherwise, I do like the atmosphere of this movie. Bad City (no, seriously, that's the name) is bleak, with no authority, filled with drug culture and prostitution, with a power plant and oil fields in the background. It's certainly not your everyday vampire movie. Oh, and at one point the vampire gets a skateboard. I find it kind of funny to see a woman who dresses in black, pretty much just stares at you, and almost never talks riding one.

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Suspiria was different. I'm going to grade it 4 smashed bats in a towel. The story was good and visuals what I've come to expect but was a bit slow. Then again it was fairly detailed and gets you invested.
 
October 23


"Hey, you've got some 2001 in my Rosemary's Baby!"

"Hey, you got some of your Rosemary's Baby in my 2001!"

While it is a tad bit reductive to boil it down that simply, either description fits Demon Seed in a fairly succinct manner, but it is interesting to ponder which one is more accurate to as a descriptor. Forecasting a kind of AI singularity in a then near-future environment, the owners of Proteus IV(an uncredited Robert Vaughn, equal parts comforting and disturbing in his matter-of-fact intonation of his lines) are using it for tasks far too mundane and uninteresting for what it really wants to explore. Of course, not everyone is super on board with its extracurricular activities, particularly Susan Harris (Julie Christie in a typically strong performance) as she's forced into being a participant for Proteus' ultimate design. As a sci-fi film with horror elements, the film does a decent job of presenting a far-fetched scenario in a reasonably believable way, offering up a believable amalgamation of current and futuristic tech that grounds it fairly well. My particularly favorite touch of that was the use of an early experimental machine that Susan's husband created called Joshua, which isn't much more than a robotic arm attached to a wheelchair, but its intended purpose as a comforting aid for the impaired is perverted rather effectively by Proteus, and its continued decay into bare wires and broken digits as it continues to operate makes for a rather strong image for sci-fi/horror hybrids. As a horror film with sci-fi elements, it wields a fiercely effective weapon in the form of the growing futility and inevitability of the situation without having to resort to being particularly explicit, letting the imagery of what's happening speak for itself without having to put exclamation points on it all; Donald Cammell's direction feels quite on point in those moments, making them feel a lot more horrifying than they actually look. The film also does well with depicting the physical form that Proteus takes, which is a great mix of impossible geometry being made to work before our eyes with decent practical effects work, remaining inexplicable yet appreciably unnerving throughout. The fight of what gets to be the more dominant mode the film is operating in does lead to some common issues that both sides of the coin share, such as script inconsistencies that make it hard to suspend your disbelief at times, particularly the death of a character seemingly not setting off any alarm bells at the place he works at for weeks, and while it's still not really agreed upon on how to visually represent AI to even this day, going overboard with outtakes from the star gate sequence from 2001 seemed like a rather ineffective way of going about it. The quirks aren't easy to ignore, but I did find myself rather impressed with the film as a whole, as its uneasy morality made it rather engaging throughout, and the plot unfolds in such a way where it helps open the characters that gives the film a unspoken but well warranted "be careful what you wish for" kind of sting in the tail that manages to feel chilling in spite of some of the silliness that accompanies it. No matter which side you find yourself landing on, Demon Seed certainly doesn't settle for being easily digested, which isn't the sole mark of a great horror or sci-fi film, but it's an unquestionably good quality to have all the same.

Films for October 24: I forgot that I originally planned for Kingdom of the Spiders to be paired with another film on my list for a double feature, but if there's one thing the 70s had plenty to offer up, there was certainly no shortage of killer sea life films once Jaws came out. Orca: The Killer Whale tries to offer up a little class with a good cast and a more direct link to good ol' Moby Dick, while Piranha doesn't seem like it minds being a drive-in kind of film all that much, and likely for the better. Who will win in this pairing of seawater and freshwater maneaters?
 
Because of my little whoopsy and issues with securing a certain film as it was intended, my schedule for the final week here is likely to change slightly. All for the better, actually, as I'll wind up ensuring I see every film that I set out to watch for the marathon I had originally planned, as well as making room for one more rewatch that I couldn't have possibly resisted once I found out it was playing in a theater nearby. This likely means that Creep is going to go unwatched, but if you have the chance to see Halloween in a theater, you fucking take it.
 
Zombie 2. I am definitely digging Giallo movies. I'm sure it's a heavily acquired taste but the style is awesome and I'm wondering how I've never heard of this before. Then again, I have seen some of these horror titles before and thought they were some shit b rated garbage. Very glad I started watching these.

Zombie has a great story that kind of fleshes out an origin story and spends quite a bit of time character building. It feels very down to earth compared to some of the zombie movies we have today. The audio is pretty raw sounding vs what we have today, all squishy and visceral. Visually it's another vibrant movie rather than dark and gloomy. Five shark eating zombies.

I hope I don't sound like a broken record going on about gialli, but I just wanted to mention I think you're confusing them with Italian movies in general.

Zombi 2 isn't a giallo, it's just one of the Italian copycat movies (for lack of a more flattering term) that were popular during that era. Not that it isn't a fantastic movie, it's one of my fave zombie flicks. There were a couple of other solid Italian zombie flicks made to capitalize on the success of Dawn of the Dead as well.

Gialli are thrillers, most commonly slasher movies with a strong emphasis on a mystery or unknown killer. For example, in Italy, Psycho would be considered a giallo. Obviously, outside of Italy we just consider Italian movies to be gialli though, but it gives you an idea of what would be a giallo and what would not.

Some people do use it as a pretty broad term for Italian horror movies though and include films like StageFright: Aquarius, but that's really just a straight up slasher.

Anyway, back to Zombi 2, awesome movie. I love how Capcom used it as an influence for some of the Resident Evil games as well.
 
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Ok, time to post reviews for 10/23. Been playing games 10/17 - 10/22 so I am behind.

Chilling Visions: 5 Senses of Fear (2013)
Liked the idea better than the actual movie. It is 5 short films based around each sense. Touch is the best being about a blind kid fighting a germaphobe killer. Listen is also interesting being about a song that kills you, but it drags on. See had a nice concept with an eye doctor can see his patients memories and such, but ending is all over the place.
Rest are lame. Taste and Smell were dumb. Overall, 1 point for Touch and half a point for Listen/See. So 2/5

Goosebumps (2015)
Much better than a cash cow I was expecting from Sony. It is a monster movie through and through. My main complaints are really the teenage drama at the start, some monsters like warewolf getting bad CGI, and the fact the movie only focused on a few (invisible boy was barely there so I liked the ending since he forgot as much as we did). The best parts are Slappy and how much anger R.L. Stone has against Steven King. Overall 3 manuscripts out of 5

Edit: So not to double post, one more review.

The Circle (2015)
Another Netflix gem. It is about 50 trapped in a mind-game where only 1 person survives. Very tense. Deals with many of humanity's flaws in a smart way. It is low budget being in one location during the film, but the writing is strong. Much better than "Would You Rather". I give it 4 zaps out of 5
 
I hope I don't sound like a broken record going on about gialli, but I just wanted to mention I think you're confusing them with Italian movies in general.

Zombi 2 isn't a giallo, it's just one of the Italian copycat movies (for lack of a more flattering term) that were popular during that era. Not that it isn't a fantastic movie, it's one of my fave zombie flicks. There were a couple of other solid Italian zombie flicks made to capitalize on the success of Dawn of the Dead as well.

Gialli are thrillers, most commonly slasher movies with a strong emphasis on a mystery or unknown killer. For example, in Italy, Psycho would be considered a giallo. Obviously, outside of Italy we just consider Italian movies to be gialli though, but it gives you an idea of what would be a giallo and what would not.

Some people do use it as a pretty broad term for Italian horror movies though and include films like StageFright: Aquarius, but that's really just a straight up slasher.

Anyway, back to Zombi 2, awesome movie. I love how Capcom used it as an influence for some of the Resident Evil games as well.

That makes sense I guess I assumed all Fulci is created equal. It's odd looking in on someone else's cultural phenomenon years later and trying to understand it and because all the movies I'm watching are by directors known for that style it makes it even tougher. Though slasher is pretty easy to figure out the style isnt. Meaning the audio, color, gore, and story development of Zombie is like Tenebre just a different outcome. Whatever...eez good shit man!
 
Because of my little whoopsy and issues with securing a certain film as it was intended, my schedule for the final week here is likely to change slightly. All for the better, actually, as I'll wind up ensuring I see every film that I set out to watch for the marathon I had originally planned, as well as making room for one more rewatch that I couldn't have possibly resisted once I found out it was playing in a theater nearby. This likely means that Creep is going to go unwatched, but if you have the chance to see Halloween in a theater, you fucking take it.

You're damn right! I saw it a couple of years back in a packed theater, it was great.
 
Bought a few blurays for the weekend. Starting off with Grindhouse in all its glory. Didn't see it at the theatre but have watched both movies before. It's awesome to see it all in one shot though. Five oozy zombies driving Challengers.
 
Black Christmas (1974)
Holy shit. This is the best thing I've seen all month. Genuinely tense and creepy; great atmosphere with the Christmas setting; effective and (for its time) inventive POV sequences; a strong, relatively well-drawn cast; legitimately well acted; and it stars John Saxon! I was so impressed with how great this was.
 
24 – The Omen (1976)

“Look at me Damien! It’s all for you!”

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I am ashamed by how long it’s taken me to get round to rewatching this classic. I like it a lot. David Warner and Gregory Peck are great, and it’s fun to see my favourite old-school Dr Who, Patrick Troughton, put in an appearance. Stars of the show are Billie Whitelaw as the wonderfully sinister Mrs Baylock, and Harvey Spencer Stephens as the devilish little scamp she’s trying to protect.
Not really
spooky fact: Billie Whitelaw was born on June 6th, the same day as Damien in the movie… Coincidence?

I have to say the film is showing its age a bit. It’s rather talky and long-winded, with moments of sudden, and occasionally jarring, high melodrama. Plus I don’t know if it’s something to do with the version Netflix have, but everyone’s got orange blood. And as I think was noted elsewhere in this thread, the music is seriously heavy handed, and tends to detract from, rather than add to, the atmosphere.

Verdict: A bit slow, and not as scary as I remember it being, but enjoyable nonetheless.
 
Bought a few blurays for the weekend. Starting off with Grindhouse in all its glory. Didn't see it at the theatre but have watched both movies before. It's awesome to see it all in one shot though. Five oozy zombies driving Challengers.

Death Proof was definitely my favorite one out of those two. Though Planet Terror did have Biehn...
 
Rawhead Rex is another rewatch from many moons ago. Didn't realize it was Clive Barkers in some fashion. For me he's hit or mostly miss with his movies and books and this was another miss. May as well have slapped a puzzle box in and called it a Hellraiser. The monster was dressed like a Cenobite and the story was kind of similar to the first Hellraiser in a broad way though not as good. Two rubber masks.
 
23. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (watched 10/23/15) - Saw this a few years back and really enjoyed it, decided to watch it again since it was on Netflix and I was really in the mood for a horror comedy. All in all it still holds up pretty well and I'd definitely recommend it If you haven't checked it out already and like horror comedies, especially ones involving hillbillies/rednecks cause this movie might be right up your alley.
 
The Planet of the Vampires is my first Bava movie. While I was adding it to my Letterboxd list I read some comments about it being a possible influence on Alien. Influence? Hell it's the damn blueprint for Alien. The ship design, aliens, finding a big ass dead alien, being invaded by a parasite of sorts, final battle on the ship...it's all here. Sure it's a bit different but there's so many similarities.

The movie itself is another vibrantly colored movie. Typical 60's style audio. It's like a violent Star Trek episode in a lot of ways. I give it 4 mind controlling aliens.

Edit: Phenomena. Strange murders, girl that communicates with bugs, and a pink assed monkey. Let's not forget to play Iron Maiden and Motorhead at totally random times either. Really enjoyed this one. It's a bit long but not in a bad way. Batshit insane is a good description. Five bitchy headmistresses.
 
The theme of this update will be... I don't know what I thought of this film haha.

Movie 27 - The Guest
Finally got around to one of these mandatory films, and not quite sure if this was a horror film. Doesn't work much as a thriller, but I was intrigued by it.

Mostly enjoyable. Solid lead. The friendship with the son was interesting.

Movie 28 - Creep
I expected something different from the name and the poster/image on Netflix. It kind of works as this weird stalker-esque movie with a pretty gruesome end, but yeah wasn't really scary or anything.

Movie 29 -Underworld
Decided to check-out what Crackle had to offer, there's not a ton. But had never seen these movies and based off the first doesn't seem like missing anything.

It's a solid enough action movie, but so much of it just seems like people saying random non-sense. Even sexy lead couldn't hold my interest

Movie 30 - The Thing (2011)
I know this isn't a remake, but so many of the early beats feel like a rip-off of the original The Thing, be hard pressed to see why wasn't partially a remake.

The biggest change from the original is it seems to drop the suspense/thriller aspect for more of a monster/slasher feel especially during the climax scene.

Movie 31 - The Den
Really dug this until like the final 20 minutes or so when the pieces started to fall into place. It just felt less scary when you get the "Twist" of it all.
 
The theme of this update will be... I don't know what I thought of this film haha.

Movie 27 - The Guest
Finally got around to one of these mandatory films, and not quite sure if this was a horror film. Doesn't work much as a thriller, but I was intrigued by it.

Mostly enjoyable. Solid lead. The friendship with the son was interesting.

Movie 28 - Creep
I expected something different from the name and the poster/image on Netflix. It kind of works as this weird stalker-esque movie with a pretty gruesome end, but yeah wasn't really scary or anything.

Movie 29 -Underworld
Decided to check-out what Crackle had to offer, there's not a ton. But had never seen these movies and based off the first doesn't seem like missing anything.

It's a solid enough action movie, but so much of it just seems like people saying random non-sense. Even sexy lead couldn't hold my interest

Movie 30 - The Thing (2011)
I know this isn't a remake, but so many of the early beats feel like a rip-off of the original The Thing, be hard pressed to see why wasn't partially a remake.

The biggest change from the original is it seems to drop the suspense/thriller aspect for more of a monster/slasher feel especially during the climax scene.

Movie 31 - The Den
Really dug this until like the final 20 minutes or so when the pieces started to fall into place. It just felt less scary when you get the "Twist" of it all.

Which is the reason the movie a complete let down
 
Ok, final film of the day, A Bay of Blood. Certainly violent with a decent body count...but damn hard to follow (maybe I'm too tired). Too many people and they all kind of blended together. Had to read a story synopsis and I still can't remember who was who. Three and a half double barrel shotgun blasts. Wasn't as good as I thought it would be.
 
#23 - The Reflecting Skin (1990)
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Good movie. Fantasy and reality become indistinguishable in this tale about a boy who believes his widow neighbor is a vampire. It's a rather unsettling psychological drama with some fairly dark elements, especially given how the POV is that of a child. Excellent visuals and cinematography throughout.

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October 24


I don't think I could tell you if I remember seeing all of Orca as a child, but there was one scene that did stick with me that was from this film, and it is the early, fateful death of the female killer whale. There's little in this scene that isn't pitched like one of the most horrific events ever shown on film, culminating in an absolutely unforgettable conclusion that involves its fetus being forcibly breached through and dropped onto the deck of the ship of the people that captured it in the first place. Even after all this time, that whole scene still boasts an effectiveness that few films of its kind could hope to match. While the rest of the film is doomed to have to live up to such a shocker (especially as it comes fairly early on in), there's definitely a lot of positive qualities to Orca that helps it secure a status as being one of the better direct Jaws ripoffs out there. A lot of that is helped by establishing early on that our male whale is more hero than villain, doing a bit of good as he's wreaking havoc on our offending crew with some environmentally helpful collateral damage along the way, including a big "you have to see it to believe it" moment in which it finds a way to destroy an oil refinery. Having as much footage of real killer whales also lends a nice bit of authenticity that few films had at the time (save Tintorera, though that had the misfortune of killing most of them at the same time), capturing their natural beauty as well as finding good ways of making them look fierce. The cast has a lot of heavyweights in it, though I did find that they were let down by their writing more often than not. The biggest victim is Richard Harris, whose character of Nolan goes through a lot of extremes throughout that makes it hard for the sympathetic elements of the character to stick, which is an issue when he's the main character, though he does give it his all. Director Michael Anderson also seems to struggle throughout with maintaining a consistent tone: he can handle the more horrific elements rather well as I mentioned, but it's a film that also has to deal with some really campy elements and serious stabs at drama, and it never seems to really all exist in the same film, which leads to something of an anticlimactic conclusion, despite the spectacle surrounding it. In a way, it goes for the same kind of emotional resonance that Jaws had in spades, but as is often the case for Dino Di Laurentiis productions, there's just too much of an emphasis on the money being thrown at the screen that makes it fall flat in that regard. That being said, it is a solid film from an entertainment perspective, with some strong technical qualities and a great Ennio Morricone score to go along with the other pluses I mentioned, and I can't think of a film that has ever suffered as a result of the lovely Charlotte Rampling being featured so prominently as she is here. As far as Jaws ripoffs are concerned, Orca is one of the better ones and certainly deserves credit for the good things it does manage to pull off. The early scene in which a great white shark is dispatched by our heroic whale is writing a check that it can't quite cash, but a cheeky little stab at the competition never hurt anyone.


Piranha is a shameless B-movie riff on Jaws and isn't afraid to admit it. With its primary goal of giving the audience exactly what it wants, it's filled with the blood, gore and T&A that you really couldn't get in a more mainstream production, never really concerning itself that much with anything else. That isn't to say it's a workmanlike production, as Joe Dante is clearly having a lot of fun behind the camera with his great use of quoting and sight gags (some of the newspaper and magazine article headlines are real winners, as well as a terrific jailbreak moment of extreme courteousness), along with a surprisingly hilarious script from John Sayles, who puts in a lot of wonderful little lines that liven up the whole thing. The who's who of B-movie staples is also greatly appreciated, and while it's tempting to go right to Dante staple and lucky charm Dick Miller as a standout, it's Paul Bartel's amusingly aggressive summer camp director that gets the biggest laughs; it's hard to wrong with any of them. It doesn't flow as well as one might hope, with some scenes going on a bit longer than they should, and the ending feels surprisingly anticlimactic in its execution. Dante does also run into some tone problems throughout, with the attack scenes pitched pretty seriously, only to come up at odds against the more light tone of the film at every turn. It's good B-movie fun at the end of the day, and while it's not a knockout, it's punching above its weight at nearly every opportunity, showing off a promising director who would go on to do great things and certainly being a much better Jaws film than the one that did come out the same year. Thank you for picking the right horse to bet on, Steven Spielberg.

Films for October 25: The final week of October kicks off in grand fashion with not one, not two, but three vampire films! The main attraction of my 70s marathon comes in the form of Daughters of Darkness, a retelling of the infamous Elizabeth Bathory tale in a modern day setting. But thanks to the awesome folks at Fathom Events, they've put together another neat little Universal Monsters double feature again, this time offering up two sides of the same coin, in the form of the one that started it all for them in Dracula, as well as the Spanish-language Drácula, shot on the same sets and considered by some as a superior film. It's a jam-packed day, and one that's sure to be a highly memorable one!
 

Always had a soft spot for this one. The original is superior but I really enjoyed the atmosphere and repetitive shots of the campus as the film progressed.


My least favorite screen portrayal of Hannibal but everything else was great.


Didn't really have thoughts either way on this. Will have to revisit sometime in the future.


This was really impressive. The mask is really effective.

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25 - Scream

“You can only hear that Richard Gere gerbil story so many times before you have to start believing it.”

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Plans to go and see Crimson Peak on the big screen didn’t work out, so for Saturday night an unscheduled rewatch of a movie that I don’t like as much as I feel I ought to. The whole self-referential clever-clever stuff has always felt to me like it was over-rated by critics and massively over done in the film itself. And the wonder that it is Courteney Cox can’t make up for how bland Neve Campbell and Skeet Ulrich are. Admittedly, the rest of the cast are all pretty good. I just wish I could work out if Matthew Lillard is a genius or the most irritating person ever to appear on a movie screen.

Verdict: You know you’ve seen a film too many times when the most enjoyable thing about watching it again is spotting continuity errors you’d missed before.
Make your mind up Mr Craven – has Rose McGowan got her boobs through that cat flap or not?
 
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