Well, I've exceeded my count from last year, and there are still a couple of days left.
#49 - Shiryô no wana (Evil Dead Trap)
God, where do I even begin? Well, I guess I should begin by saying it's completely unrelated to Sam Raimi's Evil Dead trilogy. It starts as a trashy, low-budget exploitation slasher with some pretty creative, giallo-style kills. There's even an eyeball scene that gives Fulci a run for his money, and some elaborate trap-based deaths. Then...it goes off the rails. Way off the rails. You might think you know the twist early on, but believe me, you don't. It's quite an experience. I recommend avoiding plot summaries because I just saw the one on IMDb after watching it and it ruins the twist.
#50 - Saw
So I thought I'd follow up Evil Dead Trap with a kind of similarly themed movie. At least, it's kind of similar to the first half of Evil Dead Trap. I didn't really like or dislike this one. It just kind of happened. There were some clever ideas but the execution left a lot to be desired. The two leads give some pretty poor and unconvincing performances, especially Leigh Whannell. As you may be able to tell by my reactions to the films I've discussed so far, good acting isn't always particularly important to me, but this film takes itself pretty seriously and so I expect the performances to sell it, and unfortunately they don't. Also the fast-forward bits with the metal music are just silly, and a lot of the cuts and flashbacks are unnecessary, like the film is trying to hold your hand and carefully walk you through the plot when it's really not that complex. Jigsaw's motive is an eyeroller. Oh, and
Twist was kind of cool though. And you can't go wrong with Danny Glover.
#51 - The Burning
It's like the Battle of Amon Hen but with dumb horny teenagers. Better than Friday the 13th, but not as good as Sleepaway Camp. It takes a surprisingly long time to get going, which I don't mind, but when shit starts going down Savini puts in excellent work as usual. But ultimately it doesn't have a whole lot going on, aside from the impressive raft massacre. Oh, and...something something Jason Alexander, or whatever.
#49 - Shiryô no wana (Evil Dead Trap)
God, where do I even begin? Well, I guess I should begin by saying it's completely unrelated to Sam Raimi's Evil Dead trilogy. It starts as a trashy, low-budget exploitation slasher with some pretty creative, giallo-style kills. There's even an eyeball scene that gives Fulci a run for his money, and some elaborate trap-based deaths. Then...it goes off the rails. Way off the rails. You might think you know the twist early on, but believe me, you don't. It's quite an experience. I recommend avoiding plot summaries because I just saw the one on IMDb after watching it and it ruins the twist.
#50 - Saw
So I thought I'd follow up Evil Dead Trap with a kind of similarly themed movie. At least, it's kind of similar to the first half of Evil Dead Trap. I didn't really like or dislike this one. It just kind of happened. There were some clever ideas but the execution left a lot to be desired. The two leads give some pretty poor and unconvincing performances, especially Leigh Whannell. As you may be able to tell by my reactions to the films I've discussed so far, good acting isn't always particularly important to me, but this film takes itself pretty seriously and so I expect the performances to sell it, and unfortunately they don't. Also the fast-forward bits with the metal music are just silly, and a lot of the cuts and flashbacks are unnecessary, like the film is trying to hold your hand and carefully walk you through the plot when it's really not that complex. Jigsaw's motive is an eyeroller. Oh, and
when the phone is out of reach? Just turn the fucking box over, dude. It's not that hard. Dumbass.
#51 - The Burning
It's like the Battle of Amon Hen but with dumb horny teenagers. Better than Friday the 13th, but not as good as Sleepaway Camp. It takes a surprisingly long time to get going, which I don't mind, but when shit starts going down Savini puts in excellent work as usual. But ultimately it doesn't have a whole lot going on, aside from the impressive raft massacre. Oh, and...something something Jason Alexander, or whatever.




