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31 Days of Horror 5 |OT| The October Movie Marathon

15. The Mummy (October 20)

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“Seems I've spent the better part of my life amongst the dead.”

Pieced together from fragments of Universal's The Mummy's Hand, The Mummy's Tomb and The Mummy's Ghost, The Mummy feels like a slight departure from Hammer's previous horrors. While Horror of Dracula and The Curse of Frankenstein were straight ahead horror, The Mummy captures a real sense of action and adventure before it devolves into a straightforward English Gothic nightmare. The fast-paced story gets thrown off its stride by a long flashback midway through. Peter Cushing does solid work, but he feels slightly miscast here. Christopher Lee, however, is phenomenal in what was surely a horrible role. Hidden behind an amazing make-up job, Lee conveys a world of emotions with his body language and eyes as the titular creature. It may not reach the glorious heights of Hammer's previous horror productions, but The Mummy still manages its own share of greatness. Still the best mummy movie made to date.

16. A Bay of Blood (October 22)

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“I'm not saying that, Mr. Fossati; but if you kill for killing's sake - you become a monster.”

The ultimate body count movie. Mario Bava crammed thirteen kills into the 80 minute running time. But this is no straightforward slash and burn. The opening scene plays like something out of a typical giallo—black gloves and all. Full of tension and suspense, it sets the stage for an intriguing mystery until Bava pulls the rug from under the viewer by panning up to reveal the identity of his killer. Before you know it, Bava flips the script and somebody kills our killer. Thus begins a chain reaction of blood-lust and fuckery over the ownership of a waterfront property. Lots of great scenes of tension, including a bodacious skinny dipper discovering a waterlogged corpse before being chased down by one of the hundred or so killers Bava has running around
there's only five, but it feels like a hundred
. The confusing set of murderers forces Bava to introduce a clunky flashback to explain the whole mess, but that's a minor fault in an otherwise spectacular and influential proto-slasher.

17. Thir13en Ghosts (October 22)

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“I used to hunt displaced spiritual energies with your uncle.”

Opens like gangbusters with a spectacular supernatural showdown between a pissed off ghost and a team of ghost hunters in a junkyard. Cars are tossed. Bodies are piled up. It's fun, ridiculous and over-the-top. Director Steve Beck can't quite keep the momentum going, though. Things bog down when the Kriticos family are introduced and they move into their new glass house. The dependable Tony Shaloub imbues his character with a genuine sense of kindness and decency, but unfortunately his family is grating and annoying. Matthew Lillard gets to have some fun as a twitchy psychic, but he's not given enough to do. Things pick back-up once all hell breaks loose and the ghosts are unleashed on the Kriticos family. Great ghost designs, make-up and sets really elevate the film. Could have been a real blast, but settles for being decent background noise.

18. Ghost Ship (October 22)

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“Congratulations. You found a boat. In the middle of the ocean, of all places.”

Spectacular gory opening that features dozens of folks decapitated and bisected by a steel cable on the deck of an ocean liner. Unlike Thir13en Ghosts, director Steve Beck manages to keep the creep strong once the film settles into its main plot. Here it's a salvage crew attempting to earn a big payday by bringing in a rusty abandoned ship. Eschewing the cinematic pyrotechnics and glitzy editing he employed in his other Dark Castle feature, Beck opts for the more traditional language of a haunted house movie. Lots of long shots and takes to slowly build the tension. Not that he doesn't break out some showy shit, but his work is more restrained, which is appropriate given the spook house on water plot. The set design of the titular ship is simply stunning. The decaying and rotting glamor of the old Italian liner brings enough mood and atmosphere to fuel two movies. Julianna Margulies and Gabriel Byrne lead a fun cast that's given just enough to do to keep things interesting. It all adds up to a fun flick that's a worthy time killer.


19. Howl (October 22)

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“I've spent too much of my life on this train.”

Passengers on a broken down train must band together to fend off an attack by a pack of werewolves. The plot is pretty standard siege movie fair. A group of disparate people barricade themselves from an all powerful threat, tensions rise and the group fight among themselves. The pace and story is fast enough to disguise some of the shortcomings, but when things slow the issues are only too apparent. The passengers are insufferable beyond the point of redemption. When they're given their predictable redemption scene, the moment falls flat in the face of their well established awfulness. The werewolf design is grounded in a more human look. Unfortunately the steroid junkie appearance of the monsters undermines the fact these are werewolves. They could pass as Rawhead Rex more athletic cousins. It's an enjoyable enough werewolf flick that doesn't overstay its welcome. Plus there's a nice propulsive lift of the 28 Days Later theme during the finale, so it's got that going for it.

Note: First time viewings are in bold.
 
Extra Credit round up – Hemlock Grove season 3

“February depresses me. Armageddon I’m okay with.”

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The final season of this Netflix original turns out to be the best. It’s been great to see even more of Shelley and Dr Pryce, the absence of knobby Uncle Norman is sweet relief, and Famke Janssen effortlessly continues her Best In Show winning streak as Olivia Godfrey, one of the most fantastically charismatic villains I’ve seen in a long time.

The main story manages to be just as ridiculous as it has been up to now, but decent acting and the absence of any annoying characters (and the introduction of good new ones) means that matters much less than it did in the ridiculous second season. This season’s subplots have been really engaging too, though having said that I’m actually writing this just prior to watching the final two episodes back to back, and if they don’t resolve a couple of the strands properly I’m going to be seriously pissed off.

POST FINALE EDIT: Amazingly, they didn’t fuck up the ending. I am genuinely surprised. It wasn’t all good – one of the story elements turned out to be a classic case of all foreplay and no climax – but the main character arcs all ended in a highly satisfactory fashion.

Verdict on Hemlock Grove overall: Fun, stupid, frequently gorgeous to look at, often quite gory, and a great demonstration of why character is always more important than plot. Probably going to watch the whole thing again with my wife at some point.
 
40. Opera (1987) This was one of the last great Argento Giallo films, but I thought the killer was rather obvious in this one due to the
scene in the apartment with the cop that was supposed to be protecting the singer,
but it's got a good soundtrack, decent performances, and the kills were pretty brutal. 8.5/10

41. Creep (2014) First off, I can't sit through shaky cam films, and I dislike a majority of found footage movies. But I'll give this one points for being entertaining, but take away points for such a lack of logic. The film wasn't bad, but the acting was awful, and the cameraman's actions just made me facepalm so many times. For example,
why not take the damn DVDs to the police instead of calling to report a stalker with no information on them or even where they live?
6/10.
 
Pre October

1. Unfriended
2. The Gift
3. Poltergeist Remake
4. The Visit
5. The Strangers

October

1. Joyride
2. The Faculty
3. The Fog(carpenter )
4. From Dusk Till Dawn
5. Misery
6. Prom Night original
7. Christine
8. Body bags
9. Gremlins
10. Insidious
11. House of wax 3D
12. Burnt Offerings
13. It follows
14. The Babadook
15. The Tourist Trap
16. The Conjuring
17. Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
18. Insidious chapter 2
19. Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
20. Goosebumps
21. Fright Night(original)
22. Black Christmas(original)
23. Circle
24. Invasion of the body snatchers 1978
25. Return of the living dead
26. An American Werewolf in London- what an awesome film! Another classic I'm watching for the first time. The whole transformation is perfect, and the howl is just so creepy. This one will be a yearly re watch for me.
 
30 - Horns

“Every devil used to be an angel.”

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Horns is the story of a young man accused of the brutal murder of his girlfriend, who then grows a pair of horns that cause everyone he meets to confess to him their darkest desires, and to act on them. I’m a big fan of director Alexandre Aja, and he does a pretty good job here. He’s helped by a great script and an excellent cast, with Daniel Radcliffe and Juno Temple in particular both in fine form.

Verdict: Not as good as the Joe Hill book it’s based on, but still pretty damn good.
 
31) Brain Damage - Holy shit this film rules! Saw it on 35mm but unfortunately it was the editing US theatrical print. They showed some scenes from the unrated DVD after which were completely insane. Great metaphor for drug addiction with a really funny monster. Cool that Frank Henenlotter was there for a Q&A even though all the questions that people asked him were awful. 8/10
 
31) Brain Damage - Holy shit this film rules! Saw it on 35mm but unfortunately it was the editing US theatrical print. They showed some scenes from the unrated DVD after which were completely insane. Great metaphor for drug addiction with a really funny monster. Cool that Frank Henenlotter was there for a Q&A even though all the questions that people asked him were awful. 8/10

Frank!!! Did he say if he's working on anything? We need another movie out of that bizarre mind.
 
American Psycho 2. Ugh well...kind of an interesting premise but I see why this movie gets shit on though. Mila Kunis is still pretty hot so there's that. High body count, low gore, kind of plods along here and there but is only a 90 minute movie. I give it a 3 because part 2 murdered any chance of a 3rd.
 
42. Halloween (1978) One of the greatest horror films of all time. No review necessary. Still damn entertaining after almost 40 years. 9/10.

Infinitely rewatchable. Perfect buildup of tension to the climax. All those shots of MM stalking Laurie are just as unsettling as they were when I first watched Halloween.

And who can forget the music? Dun....dun-dun.....dun....dun-dun.....dun....dun-dun....
 
I'm making today Documentary Day.

24. Room 237

Following up on The Shining, which I saw earlier this month. This tries to analyze the movie, focusing on allegories to atrocities towards Indians and the Holocaust...as well as a conspiracy theory subtly showing that Kubrick helped fake the moon landing. There's an analysis of the hotel floor plan. It compares to the Greek minotaur, and Aztec sacrifices, among other things. It starts to feel dull after a while, and feels like it's being over-analyzed. In fact, you know what? Go watch the Earthling Cinema review instead.

Full list
 
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#31: The Orphanage aka El Orfanato (2007)

I wanted something good for my 31st film, and this mostly fit the bill. A very well made Spanish horror film that's ultimately pretty light on the horror, but don't let that scare you away. It's a genuinely good movie that kept me engaged all the way through. What it lacks in scares is made up for by it effectively managing the audience's sadness and empathy. Ultimately I felt it leaned a little too much on the "fairy tale"-reference angle, but it was a good experience all around, aided by very strong production standards. The main actresses performance especially stands out as award-worthy.

This is my last official 31 Days of Horror entry, but my personal marathon will continue well into November. I have to admit that strictly limiting my entries to first-time watches did hurt my experience a bit this year, and I'll probably do it differently next October. But overall there were some great moments and I very much enjoyed reading the reviews from everyone else. Keep it up, guys!
 
I'm making today Documentary Day.

24. Room 237

Following up on The Shining, which I saw earlier this month. This tries to analyze the movie, focusing on allegories to atrocities towards Indians and the Holocaust...as well as a conspiracy theory subtly showing that Kubrick helped fake the moon landing. There's an analysis of the hotel floor plan. It compares to the Greek minotaur, and Aztec sacrifices, among other things. It starts to feel dull after a while, and feels like it's being over-analyzed. In fact, you know what? Go watch the Earthling Cinema review instead.

Full list

Honestly one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
 
Frank!!! Did he say if he's working on anything? We need another movie out of that bizarre mind.
He said he was doing a Doc on a comic book artist who was tried for obscenity in the 90s. Don't remember the guy's name.

Edit: Mike Diana is the comic book artist. He said he was going down to Florida in 2 weeks to begin shooting.
 
#30 Dead Set the first of 2 nights of cult british tv horror bringing devils night in wtih Charlie Brookers Tribute to the zombie film
 
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#31: The Orphanage aka El Orfanato (2007)

I wanted something good for my 31st film, and this mostly fit the bill. A very well made Spanish horror film that's ultimately pretty light on the horror, but don't let that scare you away. It's a genuinely good movie that kept me engaged all the way through. What it lacks in scares is made up for by it effectively managing the audience's sadness and empathy. Ultimately I felt it leaned a little too much on the "fairy tale"-reference angle, but it was a good experience all around, aided by very strong production standards. The main actresses performance especially stands out as award-worthy.

This is my last official 31 Days of Horror entry, but my personal marathon will continue well into November. I have to admit that strictly limiting my entries to first-time watches did hurt my experience a bit this year, and I'll probably do it differently next October. But overall there were some great moments and I very much enjoyed reading the reviews from everyone else. Keep it up, guys!

One of my favorite horror films when i did the 31 Day challenge a few years ago, i highly recommend this to anyone.

Absolutely. A modern classic, IMO.
 
43. You're Next (2013) This was a fun little home invasion flick. I had a feeling it was all about
spoiled kids trying to kill other family members to get an inheritance,
but it was very well done. And Barbara Crampton is still fine after all these years. 8/10.
 
He said he was doing a Doc on a comic book artist who was tried for obscenity in the 90s. Don't remember the guy's name.

Edit: Mike Diana is the comic book artist. He said he was going down to Florida in 2 weeks to begin shooting.

Heh. That sounds like something that would interest Frank.

Shame he's not doing another one of his weird horror movies though.
 
This month's list so far:
1. Creep
2. Spring
3. Honeymoon
4. A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
4. Cheap Thrills
5. Detention of the Dead
6. The Battery
7. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
8. Wes Craven's New Nightmare
9. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
10. The Devil's Rejects
11. The Woman in Black
12. World War Z
13. Oculus
14. A Field in England
15. Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary
16. eXistenZ
17. Berberian Sound Studio
18. Grabbers
19. The House at the End of Time
20. Crimson Peak
21. Only Lovers Left Alive
22. The Purge: Anarchy
23. Trick 'r Treat
24. Silent Night, Deadly night (1984)
25. New Year's Evil

Nothing particularly horrifying this year. The best films have been Cheap Thrills, The Battery, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, New Nightmare, The Devil's Rejects, The House at the End of Time, and Only Lovers Left Alive. Nothing's been particularly scary this year.
 
Aaahh, didn't expect so many reactions to my 'pick 3 movies' questions. Thanks for all the suggestions though. I've chosen the three below, the rest will be watched next year. Probably.

All the Colors of the Dark
Shadow of the Vampire
Santa Sangre
 
Day 21: Creep (2015)

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A 'found-footage/documentary' style film about a guy who takes on a day job where he hangs around with a guy all day, what should be a simple job turns out to be a bit more twisted.

In all honesty, the film has very typical scares in it, there are many cheap jump scares and the eeriness of the film becomes lost early on when you start second guessing the motives of the strange guy. I guess the 'It could happen to you' nature of it is scary but wished it was filmed and acted more realistically.

Overall: 4/10
 
25. Nightmares in Red, White, and Blue

Despite not going as in-depth on specific movies as say, Monster Madness, this does a good job at giving the history of horror movies while showing how society and culture have shaped the genre and spotlighting specific examples within an hour and a half. It's a great tool for those new to the genre, or a good retrospective on horror movies as a whole. It even includes a montage of people having sex and subsequently getting killed off.

Full list

For Halloween, I'm dropping the traditional Dracula and Frankenstein movies for The Others, and if I have time, The Nightmare Before Christmas.
 
#30 - Kairo [Pulse] (2001)
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Pretty creepy movie. I love the dreamlike atmosphere and muted colors. Some may find the pacing too slow but I liked it. Kairo doesn't rely on blood and gore to generate its scares. The themes of increasing isolation in an age of high-tech communication feel just as relevant today as they were ~14 years go. Very clever horror film.

viewing list
 
27. From Beyond- this one was just awful to me. The story was a mess, the characters weren't interesting at all. The only thing I enjoyed was the monster/creature designs
 
Some of these deserve longer write-ups, but oh well.

20. Prince of Darkness


"Hello, I've got a message for you and you're not going to like it."

One of the last worthwhile Carpenter movies for me to see. I usually see it listed on of the bad Carpenter flicks. There is some laughable acting at parts so I understand the criticism I often see on that front. What many people miss in my opinion is that this is still a very creepy flick that is extremely claustrophobic. Many of the shots and scares are top tier Carpenter, the imagery alone is memorable and disturbing. I did laugh at the end when I found out the source of the Burger King in Bed gif. Highly recommended.

8/10

21. Re-animator


"What will they do? Embalm us?"

There's not much I can add to what has already been said about Stuart Gordon's adaptation of this HP Lovecraft work. It's extremely gory and hilarious, and probably deserves more love than it often gets. One of the best of the 80's.

9/10

22. The Beyond


"We blind see things more clearly."

My third Fulci of the month and one of the films I considered a main event of my list. It lived up to the expectations I had set for it. All I wanted was an extremely bonkers haunted house type flick with some amazing gore, decent characters, and some interesting lore. Fulci brings the goods with The Beyond. I'm also glad I waiting to watch this after Zombie and Don't Torture a Duckling, I feel as if those films better prepared me for what The Beyond had in store. I did feel that the zombie aspect of the movie was unnecessary despite being well shot and memorable. Then I read that Fulci was more interested in a straight up haunted house flick but the studio wanted more zombies. As a result, he found a good way to give the studio what they wanted without losing the goal's of his original vision. The ending was truly something special as well.

8.5/10

23. The Taking of Deborah Logan


"Looking good Deborah." - Me.

A solid addition to the found footage genre. Very fine performances all around and an interesting take on the possession angle. I appreciated how much info we were given
on the killer possessing Deborah. The backstory of Desjardens added to the atmosphere and overall creepiness of the film.
Definitely worth a watch.

7.5/10

24. Cube


"I'm not dying in a fucking rat maze!"
I appreciate how far the filmmakers were able to push the budget. I like the premise but felt that more could have been done with it. I didn't particularly care for most of the characters but I don't believe I was meant to.
I felt that the "heel" turn of Quentin was rushed a little. The only character I liked at all was the math wiz. Still though, that doesn't necessarily make the film bad just because the characters didn't work for me. I was kind of bored and just felt a little bleh about it all. Real good criticism right? haha
I think I'm getting lazy.

6/10
 
October 30


Even with the ending becoming something of a minor but fairly well-known institution at this point, the best trick that The Wicker Man accomplishes is that is still surprises as a horror movie that doesn't make it particularly obvious early on that it is one. With all the singing, dancing and screwing going on, you wouldn't be remiss in thinking that you stumbled into one of those weird musicals that only the 70s could have produced, like Scottish island-set version of The Apple, but that's pretty much exactly where the film wants you to be: as confused as our hero, one Sgt. Howie. "Hero" is something of an operative term, though, as Howie's own faith is aggressively foisted upon the residents of Summerisle, and even though few care to give Howie the time of day as he's ranting and raving about how wrong they are and how right he is. I don't think it fair to call Howie a villain, but he does make it hard to root for him and his zealotry, and much easier to cheer on the ones that call him out on the hypocrisy he's willfully ignoring, particularly the sassy and charming Lord Summerisle himself (the usually sassy and charming Christopher Lee in a commanding role). Eddie Woodward plays the role of Howie well, where he generates just enough sympathy for his duty and eventual plight in between his devoutness that is as unassailable as it is brash to ensure that your attention doesn't linger from his role as the central character in the tale. Knowing the ending ahead of time takes away from the impending shock of being right there with Howie as you find out just how wrong you've had it all along, but it also helps you to see just how carefully laid out this trap actually was, seeing just how many breadcrumbs were spread upon this path and seeing what initially appear as obstacles turning out to be keys to salvation. It also makes it really easy to appreciate just how damn great the filmmaking is, with Robin Hardy's direction ensuring the mystery is kept at a rather brisk pace, gaining more and more momentum as it goes along without losing any steam. He also makes the entire culture of Summerisle feel very lived-in and consistent, with their way of thinking manifesting itself in simple things as school lessons to decidedly more adult fare nightly orgies and graveside rituals, all while keeping it surprisingly upbeat, if intentionally offbeat. While you want to side with Howie, it's hard not to get involved with the festivities, as it all looks so inviting, especially with the beautiful use of color that paints both the homes and the landscape, making Summerisle feel like the happiest place on earth for everyone. Well, almost everyone. Fine tunes tie together the atmosphere with an impressive bow, which begs an interesting question: is this film scary? The film ends on an ambiguous note, where the horror for some is the joy of others, and yet it leaves a major thematic question that is asked early on and asked again frequently after that unanswered. It becomes more clear to me that this is where the sinister power of the film lies, and while it's tough for me say if the film takes on an anti-religious slant as a result, it's a rather provocative suggestion that it puts forth that when you really get down to it, all the good things that are promised to you by your god or gods must also be met with all the ugly things that go along with them, no matter how well you dress them up to make them more palatable, and no matter which side of the aisle you're on. It's a hell of a statement to make, even for today's more understanding views, and one that sticks with you just as much as the final images of fire, sacrifice and song will. For a film with a body count of exactly one, it feels apocalyptic in a rather profound way. Now that's a neat trick to pull off.

Films for October 31: The final day has arrived, and we have quite the twofer in store. First, my long delayed rewatch of The Exorcist finally happens, and this time, we'll be looking into the original theatrical version that scared the crap out of audiences back in 1973 and became one of the first true mainstream phenomenons in the modern era of horror films. And we dare to tempt fate by watching its much-maligned sequel, Exorcist II: The Heretic, with it promise of James Earl Jones in a giant bug costume, post-Zardoz John Boorman weirdness, and Richard Burton looking like he simply doesn't give a damn. If it's a mess, it certainly sounds like the kind of mess I want to be a part of.
 
20. House of Usher (October 24)

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“If the house dies, I shall die with it.”

A darkly beautiful Roger Corman flick that launched the director's eight film Poe cycle. The opening shots of the blackened wastelands surrounding the Usher family estate set the stage perfectly for this tragic love story. A sense of ominous foreboding and loss permeates every single frame of the film. The house shudders and shakes, like a beast on its last legs. Vincent Price is all doom and gloom as the tortured Roderick Usher. When he's not lamenting his curse, Roderick rants about the mad, macabre and nightmarish history of his family. An undeniable masterpiece of cinematic Gothic Horror.

21. Crimson Peak (October 24)

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“Ghosts are real, that much I know. I've seen them all my life.”

Crimson Peak represents director Guillermo Del Toro reconciling the two sides of his work. He poured the big budget he enjoys when he makes his Hollywood studio movies into the type of small ghost story he usually produces on an indie level. The result is a dark and elegant film filled with immaculate set design where the ghosts are almost besides the point. The real monster is the humans here. Jessica Chastain goes big in a crazy, operatic performance that's larger than Allerdale Hall itself. But if there's any film where you should go big or go home, it's a Gothic melodrama. If there's one major complaint, it's the story is rather predictable with a twist that's telegraphed a mile away.

22. Bone Tomahawk (October 25)

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"That has to taste better than people.”

You can't make a traditional western anymore. Modern sensibilities would rightly recoil from the racist cowboys vs. Indians shit that fueled those plots. Director S. Craig Zahler figured a way around that. He swapped out Indians for a rampaging horde of Troglodytes—cannibalistic albino motherfuckers—and follows that shit to its logical conclusion. We start out as a straightforward riff on The Searchers before winding up in Cannibal Holocaust country. Holy fucking shit! The first half is all slow build and character development that pays off in spades when Zahler unleashes hell. The violence and gore is as unflinching and unforgiving as you can get. There's shit here that will be burnt into your brain for longer than you'd wish. Man god Kurt Russell leads our band of rescuers into the breach and delivers a performance that's nuanced, relaxed and intense. Not to be outdone, Richard Jenkins does amazing work as the slow-witted deputy who loves a good flea circus. Not just one of the best horror flicks I've seen this year, but straight up one of the best films as well. They should give out Oscars for this shit.

23. Bloodsucking Bastards (October 27)

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“You're telling sunlight does kill vampires, but we get so little of it in this florescent shithole that they're just fine? Good God, that's depressing.”

Bloodsucking Bastards aspires to be a vampire mash-up of Shaun of the Dead and Office Space, but falls short of that mark. It nails the humor, but the horror is lacking. The early stalking sequences fail to create tension, leaving the comedy to carry the film. Even when the blood starts flying during the third act, it doesn't quite reach the insanity it should. Fran Kranz is fun and charming as the only worker who gives a shit. He (very) slowly pieces the vampire plot together, only to discover he's the last one to notice vampires have infested the office. With a stronger director, this could have been something quite brilliant. Instead it's a pleasant midnight discovery on a cable channel.

24. Humanoids from the Deep (October 28)

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“It's a monster.”

Let's be honest. This movie is called Humanoids from the Deep. It's produced by Roger Corman. You know exactly what you're getting. Boobs, blood and lots of monster mayhem. It delivers all those things in spades. You'll see giant sea monsters maul unsuspecting teens, slug it out with Native Americans and get it on with plenty of lovely young ladies. The whole thing builds to a spectacular monster mash at the local carnival. Rob Botin created the titular beasts while James Horner handled the score. If you're interested in a movie called Humanoids from the Deep, step right up. You'll be more than satisfied by the schlock uncle Roger is selling.

Note: Titles in bold are first time viewings.
 
* indicates a re-watch

October 30:

Knock Knock (2015)
- I'm not quite sure what to make of the film, it wasn't as needlessly cruel as I expected which is a plus, the horror aspects of the film borderline on the just plan ridiculous most of the last two-thirds. Keanu Reeves is quite a bit over the top compared to his more recent roles like John Wick, his delivery of lines when he is under duress is about as believable as his performance in Bram Stoker's Dracula, he doesn't sell the role enough for me to take the film seriously at all, but maybe that's the point, there does seem to be a deep satirical edge running throughout the entire situation Keanu is in.

30 Days of Night (2007)
* - Still as good as the first viewing was, I enjoyed this one a lot.
 
Alright, I'm 30/31. I'm thinking of making Donny Darko #31, but I've never seen it and not sure if it qualifies. What do y'all think?
 
Honestly one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

I want to believe that Room 237 is a fictional diary of someone's mental breakdown. (appropriate, considering the subject matter) The leaps of logic are wormhole-scale.
I couldn't make it past the part where they talk about the pantry.
 
28. Army of Darkness- I love this film so much. The humor definitely isn't for everyone, as most people I've introduced the series to, hated it, but I still love it and laugh at parts. Can't wait to check out the mini series
 
#52 - Tras el cristal (In a Glass Cage)

Wow, this movie is fucked. It's also really good. I haven't seen a movie that made me that uncomfortable in a long time. It's difficult to find movies that are both really really fucked up and really really good, but this manages to pull it off.


#53 - Crimson Peak

I liked it a lot. I didn't think it was as narratively strong as The Devil's Backbone or Pan's Labyrinth, but my god is it a feast for the eyes. It's like Terence Fisher meets Bava or Argento. There are also a lot of iris shots in the first act, which are reminiscent of silent films, and there's a moment involving a shadow that's without a doubt inspired by Nosferatu. Mia Wasikowska and Tom Hiddleston weren't amazing, but they were acceptable. They'd probably have been more impressive if Jessica Chastain hadn't thoroughly outclassed them with her fantastic performance.
I thought the ending with the final confrontation between Edith and Lucille was a little abrupt, but it worked.
I was kind of surprised that it took some visual elements almost directly from The Devil's Backbone, but I didn't mind. In that sense it almost seems like they could both take place in the same universe. It's an opulent, sometimes gruesome pleasure to watch. This isn't exactly a subtle movie so if that's what you're looking for you should probably look elsewhere.
 
Wait Until Dark, 1967
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More of a thriller than a horror movie. Also the first Audrey Hepburn movie I've ever seen. A great exercise in building tension, because you know eventually it's going to come to a head. Though probably a bit too slow moving for some, I thought it held up pretty well.

The gist: A blind woman finds herself the focus of attention of three criminals.
Coolest part: A young and menacing Alan Arkin.
Verdict: 4 statuette-knives out of 5.

The Uninvited, 1944
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I really wanted to love this, and put this alongside the great lesser known chillers of the 40s & 50s (see: Night of the Hunter, Diabolique, Eyes Without A Face, et al). Unfortunately it really shows as a product of its time. The characters in the film almost immediately seem to take it very matter-of-factly that there's a ghost in the house, and moreover don't seem to take it all that seriously. For every moment of terror, there are weird scenes of levity and the stereotypical plot points of 40s dramas. There's still plenty to like about this film: the possessions, the seance, the asylum scene, the seaside scenes, the special effects.. it's just that the quips, slapstick and things like that really hammer home the idea that you don't have to be scared, it's only a movie. I have no idea if that was done on purpose or it's simply like I said a product of its time. Or maybe it's just me feeling that the two main characters were miscast (the sister at the very least). So yeah, a good film for those into these kinds of movies, but not one of the greats. Could use a bit more brooding drama and a bit less lightheartedness.


The gist: A couple move into a seaside chateau that unbeknownst to them is already occupied.
Coolest part: A jump scare that's still effective, and all the ghostly effects.
Verdict: 3 uninvited guests out of 5.

Scream, 1996
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First rewatch. I'm pretty sure I haven't seen this movie since the late 90s, mostly because I don't care for Wes Craven's films. I find his movies hokey, trite, simplistic, tepid, predictable and completely lacking in any sort of nuance or subtlety. However, this film still holds up not due to it's script or plot, but thanks to the strength of the actors' performances and the self-awareness/meta theme of characters knowing what a horror movie is. Ghostface isn't at all scary anymore thanks to pop culture, in addition to him getting his ass kicked alot. I'm super into Rose McGowan.

The gist: Well, typical horror movie. Masked killer terrorizes teenagers.
Coolest part: The menacing phone calls still hold up as genuinely threatening.
Verdict: 3 dialtones out of 5.

The Nightmare, 2015
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So, this is one of the scariest things I've seen all year frankly. Sleep is my last refuge, and if I had to be subject to what these people go through, I think I would literally just go insane. I don't think I would really call this a technically "good" documentary - the directing is just kind of odd, the interview questions he asks aren't great, and it never really goes into how-what-why of sleep paralysis - it's more the experience of it, and how people cope. The people who tell their stories is what makes it riveting. It's very good at showing what it's like to have to live with it, and to me it seems utterly terrifying.

The gist: A documentary on sleep paralysis.
Coolest part: Contrary to 99% of dramatic reenactments, I found the ones in this film very well done and actually kind of spooky.
Verdict: 4 sleepless nights out of 5.
 
Movie number 62! Holy shit I had a lot of time on my hands this month. The Hills Have Eyes 2 unrated from 2007. The mutants are different this time, less cannibal and more vicious. The movie is way more brutal than the 2006 movie. Thought I'd seen this before but didn't remember any of it. Damn good, five fat and radioactive cannibals.
 
Wrapped up the marathon last night with a double feature:

Halloween (1978)
Well...um...I liked the score.

Tbh I was very disappointed with this; far from the worst movie I've seen all the movie, but easily the most disappointing given its pedigree. I did like how Carpenter handled Michael: the over-the-shoulder shots as he stalks Laurie and co., or the long shots where he's seen in the distance and then disappears. I guess it's a little hokey but pretty effective. But Laurie is such a bland, unrelatable character and hard to root for given every dumb decision she makes (how many times does she put Michael down and leave the knife by his body?), her friends are annoying as shit, and Dr. Loomis is just completely ridiculous. Guy spends most of the movie pacing up and down Laurie's street hoping for something Michael-related to happen, while acting like he's hunting public enemy no. 1. I mean, he'd only killed one person at this point! He's a murderer but Loomis acts like he's the fucking devil walking the earth or something. Really, I found the cast in Friday the 13th Part 2 more likable.

So yeah, pretty big letdown. Maybe I shouldn't have saved this for last; felt like everything this movie did was done better in a lot of the other slashers I saw this month (Black Christmas especially).

Scream (1996)
I started the marathon with A Nightmare on Elm Street, so this kind of brings things full circle. Man was this movie 90s as fuck. Overall I thought it was okay. The opening sequence is really well done, but Ghostface never feels as menacing afterward (he easily and often gets his ass kicked for most of the rest of the movie). I liked Neve Campbell and Rose McGowan here, but basically no one else; guy who plays Shaggy puts in one of the worst, most grating performances I've ever seen in a movie. I think the genre homages are pretty overblown -- it's mostly a lot of "it's just like what happened in [insert movie]." Craven handled the meta stuff better in New Nightmare. I liked the ending with
Sidney dressing up as Ghostface and tormenting the two killers
. Not that I'd tackle them this month, but were any of the sequels worth watching?
 
31 – The Skull

“The unknown’s always intriguing…”

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So my 31 DOH comes to an end this year with a slow-burning 1965 Peter Cushing title. As a scholar of demonology and witchcraft, and a collector of occult objects, Cushing finds himself in possession of the skull of the Marquis de Sade, which soon begins to exert its unholy influence on him. Not a great deal happens in the movie, it must be said, but there’s a nice guest appearance from Christopher Lee, and Cushing’s struggle against the skull’s desire for him to commit unspeakable acts is fun to witness. An enjoyable lazy Saturday lunchtime watch.

My final watched list:

1 - The Cabinet of Dr Caligari
2 - City of the Living Dead
3 - The Last House on the Left (1972)
4 - The Last House on the Left (2009)
5 - Hellraiser
6 - The Devil Rides Out
7 - The Children
8 - Stitches
9 - Wake Wood
10 - An American Werewolf in London
11 - The Serpent and the Rainbow
12 - The Descent
13 - The Blood on Satan's Claw
14 - Alien 3 Special Edition assembly cut
15 - The Beyond
16 - Creep (2004)
17 - Creep (2014)
18 - Wind Chill
19 - The People Under the Stairs
20 - Death Line
21 - Dead Man's Shoes
22 - Wilderness
23 - Vampire Circus
24 - The Omen (1976)
25 - Scream
26 - Dog Soldiers
27 - Before Dawn
28 - In Fear
29 - The House by the Cemetery
30 - Horns
31 - The Skull
 
44. Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) One of the most underrated and unfairly treated horror films ever. So many people shit on this movie for not having Michael Myers, yet it ends up being quite a good horror film with a much more sinister plot than "guy in mask wants to kill sister and anyone who gets in his way". 7.5/10

45. The Beyond (1980) Fulci's masterpiece. Great gore effects, good story, fantastic soundtrack, and an excellent ending. One of my favorites. 8.5/10

46. Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) I get such a kick out of this film thanks to the homo-erotic undertones, and the fact that it's probably the last "dark" Freddy movie before he started becoming the king of one-liner slashers. The acting sucks, but it always holds a place in my horror-loving heart. 7.5/10
 
Part 1
Part 2:
Chilling Visions: 5 Senses of Fear (2013) - 2/5
Goosebumps (2015) - 3/5
The Circle (2015) - 4/5
The Monster Squad - 3/5.
John Dies at the End - 3/5

Movie #30 ... The Others (2001)
This film was alright. It is Gothic horror and the film is very good atmosphere. The pacing is very slow. "The Babadook" did the mother going insane thing better. However, I would say it is a 3/5 if you enjoy Gothic horror. I personally give it 2/5 like Oculus for the same reasons. Very comparable films. Acting is also great. The hardest 2/5 I had to give. Bad pacing kills my film enjoyment. I liked the last 40 minutes.
 
31 Days of Horror
Pre-31 Days of Horror 1 - Behind the Mask
Pre-31 Days of Horror 2 - Unfriended
Day 1 - The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
Day 2 - The Thing (1982)
Day 3 - The Cabinet of Dr. Calagari
Day 3 Double Feature - Dead Silence
Day 4 - Black Death
Day 5 - Maniac Cop
Day 6 - The Omen (1976)
Day 7 - Creep (2014)
Day 8 - The Taking of Deborah Logan
Day 9 - The Return of the Living Dead
Day 10 - ATM
Day 10 Double Feature - From Dusk Till Dawn
Day 11 - The People Under the Stairs
Day 11 Double Feature - The Strangers
Day 12 - Stake Land
Day 13 - Fright Night (2011)
Day 14 - The Ward
Day 15 - Tales from the Darkside: The Movie
Day 16 - Cube
Day 17 - Dark Skies
Day 18 - The Theatre Bizarre
Day 19 - The Monster Squad
Day 20 - Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead
Day 21 - Night of the Demons
Day 22 - Suspiria
Day 23 - Friday the 13th Part III
Day 24 - Black Christmas (1974)
Day 25 - Kill List
Day 26 - Ravenous
Day 27 - 30 Days of Night
Day 28 - We Are Still Here
Day 29 - Would You Rather
Day 30 - Videodrome
Day 30 Double Feature - Grabbers

Would You Rather
Interesting concept that's been done to an extent with Saw movies, except they participated by choice. The movie would have been a cool knock off of Saw but it was plagued by terrible acting and a pretty weak story. I thought it was okay overall, but it could have been way better.

Rating: Skip

Videodrome
This movie was weird to me. I'm not into movies that focus on sex, so it turned me off initially but as I kept watching, it transcended just sex and became a true horror. Acting was top notch and the music was great. I can't emphasize enough how much I prefer practical effects to CGI. If I were to give an example of good practical effects in a movie not named The Thing, I would immediately point to this film. Highly recommend checking it out.

Rating: Watch

Grabbers
Cool monster movie. Pretty fun movie overall, but nothing really stood out to me. If you want to see drunks go against monsters, check it out.

Rating: Watch

I can't believe today is the last day. Definitely going to watch Halloween, but I may end up watching a few other films too.
 
time to finish off the month with #31 Ghostwatch aka one of the best things to some from the BBC in the early 90s i may watch Trick R Treat again after it unsure yet
 
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30) Phantasm (1979) (Oct 30)

It's rare that I actually get scared by horror movies, not because I'm some brave manly man, but because most horror movies simply aren't relatable or even plausible. There are however, few things I find creepier than funeral homes. The thought of them is just icky so I had expected to be really creeped out by Phantasm. The small bits of it I did see as a child stood out in my mind of being very dark and disturbing.

In what seems to be a common trend this month, what I got was not what I expected. I had no idea Phantasm was so comedic. Because of that I was somewhat disappointed as I feel my selection for the month was already too comedy-centric.

Overall, it's not a bad movie though. The humor is fairly charming, the score is really good and the Tall Man is awesome. It's just a shame that they didn't go beyond the jump scares for some really gross dead body stuff in the funeral home. Dead bodies creep me out, man.

I'm not sure if the ending was stupid or genius - but it did make me want to watch the sequels sooner rather than leaving them for next year like I had planned to. I'm curious as to what gaps they fill in, so I'll probably be going though them during November and posting my thoughts in the general horror OT.

Rating:
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out of 5 Michaels from Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror.

Would you buy ice cream from a bald man with a ponytail?
 
Movie 32 - Mother's Boys
I actually thought this was better than I would have imagined going in. It's more of a mental movie I guess.

With an estranged mother coming back into her childrens' lives and trying to turn them against their father and his new girlfriend.

Also interesting to see Jamie Lee Curtis be pure evil.

Movie 33 - The Culling
This movie... is utterly forgettable, truthfully.

Movie 34 - Nightmare on Elm St (Remake)
Tried as much as possible to avoid this one. It kind of takes away all the "Charm" and fright of the original.

Though, I will say this much, unlike many of the other slasher remakes this one doesn't really try hard at making you understand Freddy, and believing he may be a sympathetic villain.

Movie 35 - Nightmare on Elm St
Movie 36 - Nightmare on Elm St 2
Movie 37 - Nightmare on Elm St 3
Movie 38 - Nightmare on Elm St 4
Movie 39 - Nightmare on Elm St 5


There's a marathon on IFC and for some reason I just couldn't turn away today.

I'm sure you've all seen the series and know what to expect. Uneven entries, and it kind of sucks that so few of the heroes can actually do battle with Freddy twice, but some cool deaths and scenes.

Best is clearly the first, and then I think I'd go with the third.
 
Part 1
Part 2:
Chilling Visions: 5 Senses of Fear (2013) - 2/5
Goosebumps (2015) - 3/5
The Circle (2015) - 4/5
The Monster Squad - 3/5.
John Dies at the End - 3/5
The Others (2001) - 2/5

Last One...
Trick R Treat - 2009
I do enjoy this movie, but only half of it. I like the Sam plot and the School Bus plot. Principal story is just shock value and the virginity plot was meh. I would have lost nothing if they just cut both stories since it is unrelated to main plot. Overall a 3/5 since I love the atmosphere of Halloween this movie has going for it.
 
Though, I will say this much, unlike many of the other slasher remakes this one doesn't really try hard at making you understand Freddy, and believing he may be a sympathetic villain.

It does, but then they throw all of that out the window.
 
Final list:

1) Evil Dead (2013) 3/5
2) Curse of Chucky 3/5
3) Creep .5/5
4) Spring 3/5
5) The Orphanage 3/5
6) The House at the End of Time 3.5/5
7) Nightbreed: Director's Cut 2/5
8) Teeth 3.5/5
9) Dead End 2/5
10) It Follows 5/5
11) Eden Lake 4/5
12) The Loved Ones 4/5
13) The Relic 3.5/5
14) Afflicted 4/5

Nowhere near what I wanted. Baseball got in the way. Plus, this challenge is harder when you are only trying to watch stuff you haven't seen before.
 
Okay maybe they don't do a good job of it!

But I feel like overtly showing his child molestation and secret cave was more damning than the original.

Though could be wrong

Um... that was when they threw the sympathy play out the window. Before that they were trying to make you (and the characters) think that maybe the parents killed an innocent man. EDIT: I typed that as "innocent naan" at first. I'd like to kill some naan right now.
 
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