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Shoho said:
15 minutes.

Guys im scared. im shaking. I am cold.



it hurts all over my body. the reason why I got a 360 has come to this day. the reason why I started playing the early FPS like quake and doom and wolfie and dark forces and goldeneye... it was all because of this day. because of this game.

this game that will not only be the last significant game of all time. but also the game that will counter-attack and kill WoW and all the other "Omg online phenomenon". Red vs blue on this... its going to be... I cant write anymore. I cant. I have to hide under my desk.

I just cant. I just cant....
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Whoa.
 
Shoho said:
15 minutes.

Guys im scared. im shaking. I am cold.



it hurts all over my body. the reason why I got a 360 has come to this day. the reason why I started playing the early FPS like quake and doom and wolfie and dark forces and goldeneye... it was all because of this day. because of this game.

this game that will not only be the last significant game of all time. but also the game that will counter-attack and kill WoW and all the other "Omg online phenomenon". Red vs blue on this... its going to be... I cant write anymore. I cant. I have to hide under my desk.

I just cant. I just cant....
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Holy shit.
 
Opus Angelorum said:
Look if you hate the Halo franchise just come out and say it.
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No, mate. I love it. I feel blessed.


What was Halo? huh?

Halo was 8 weapons, 2 types of grenades. 10 levels where you just go from point a to b to c. Halo had 4-5 different types of vehicles and a few more types of enemies. That was it.
That was Halo.


But so many don't understand. They don't understand that it's about the chanting monks. It's about being a supersoldier on a dying star, falling from grace with a carmina burena inspired soundtrack! That's what its about.

the... pink enemy palette. the bright colors and strange art designs. the mix of tactical only-two weapons, and frantic doom run and gun(the libary level)...

it all just colided together.


And when people ask me, why I love Halo so much, I just look at them. I just look at them, and I don't say a god damn word. Because they dont understand. They dont understand that its about the guy next to you(ai or co-op buddy).
 
Shoho said:
15 minutes.

Guys im scared. im shaking. I am cold.



it hurts all over my body. the reason why I got a 360 has come to this day. the reason why I started playing the early FPS like quake and doom and wolfie and dark forces and goldeneye... it was all because of this day. because of this game.

this game that will not only be the last significant game of all time. but also the game that will counter-attack and kill WoW and all the other "Omg online phenomenon". Red vs blue on this... its going to be... I cant write anymore. I cant. I have to hide under my desk.

I just cant. I just cant....
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baby-tunnel.gif
 
Shoho said:
No, mate. I love it. I feel blessed.


What was Halo? huh?

Halo was 8 weapons, 2 types of grenades. 10 levels where you just go from point a to b to c. Halo had 4-5 different types of vehicles and a few more types of enemies. That was it.
That was Halo.


But so many don't understand. They don't understand that it's about the chanting monks. It's about being a supersoldier on a dying star, falling from grace with a carmina burena inspired soundtrack! That's what its about.

the... pink enemy palette. the bright colors and strange art designs. the mix of tactical only-two weapons, and frantic doom run and gun(the libary level)...

it all just colided together.


And when people ask me, why I love Halo so much, I just look at them. I just look at them, and I don't say a god damn word. Because they dont understand. They dont understand that its about the guy next to you(ai or co-op buddy).
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Haha, that was deep.
 
Shoho said:
No, mate. I love it. I feel blessed.


What was Halo? huh?

Halo was 8 weapons, 2 types of grenades. 10 levels where you just go from point a to b to c. Halo had 4-5 different types of vehicles and a few more types of enemies. That was it.
That was Halo.


But so many don't understand. They don't understand that it's about the chanting monks. It's about being a supersoldier on a dying star, falling from grace with a carmina burena inspired soundtrack! That's what its about.

the... pink enemy palette. the bright colors and strange art designs. the mix of tactical only-two weapons, and frantic doom run and gun(the libary level)...

it all just colided together.


And when people ask me, why I love Halo so much, I just look at them. I just look at them, and I don't say a god damn word. Because they dont understand. They dont understand that its about the guy next to you(ai or co-op buddy).
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Please seek help.

Immediately.
 
flipping_heck said:
Gamespot
Korea

Review: 9.7

http://www.gamespot.co.kr/xbox360/review/0,39051453,39340068-39091082p,00.htm

Well done.. i suppose..
i didn't know Gamespot had a Koean site
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strong + weak transalated:

- Strong point: It associates a block bus sprouting movie beautiful [su] toe [li], until fine material feeling the graphic and the realism which are expressed well the sound which overflows, will become worse the fun of game and the mote play

- Weak point: The [thyu] toe [li] will freeze and not to be FPS it comes in contact to it is adapted to this [me] ramyon opening initially, it is difficult a little degree?
 
Shoho said:
15 minutes.

Guys im scared. im shaking. I am cold.



it hurts all over my body. the reason why I got a 360 has come to this day. the reason why I started playing the early FPS like quake and doom and wolfie and dark forces and goldeneye... it was all because of this day. because of this game.

this game that will not only be the last significant game of all time. but also the game that will counter-attack and kill WoW and all the other "Omg online phenomenon". Red vs blue on this... its going to be... I cant write anymore. I cant. I have to hide under my desk.

I just cant. I just cant....
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You got some serious issues dude :p

And...
this game that will not only be the last significant game of all time
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What? :lol
 
Shoho said:
15 minutes.

Guys im scared. im shaking. I am cold.



it hurts all over my body. the reason why I got a 360 has come to this day. the reason why I started playing the early FPS like quake and doom and wolfie and dark forces and goldeneye... it was all because of this day. because of this game.

this game that will not only be the last significant game of all time. but also the game that will counter-attack and kill WoW and all the other "Omg online phenomenon". Red vs blue on this... its going to be... I cant write anymore. I cant. I have to hide under my desk.

I just cant. I just cant....
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uh, we haven't posted shoe's review yet -- how'd you get it?

j/k!
 
blah141 said:
strong + weak transalated:

- Strong point: It associates a block bus sprouting movie beautiful [su] toe [li], until fine material feeling the graphic and the realism which are expressed well the sound which overflows, will become worse the fun of game and the mote play

- Weak point: The [thyu] toe [li] will freeze and not to be FPS it comes in contact to it is adapted to this [me] ramyon opening initially, it is difficult a little degree?
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Translated? Into what, klingon? :lol
 
blah141 said:
strong + weak transalated:

- Strong point: It associates a block bus sprouting movie beautiful [su] toe [li], until fine material feeling the graphic and the realism which are expressed well the sound which overflows, will become worse the fun of game and the mote play

- Weak point: The [thyu] toe [li] will freeze and not to be FPS it comes in contact to it is adapted to this [me] ramyon opening initially, it is difficult a little degree?
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Ah, I see.
 
If the reviews are poor there might be mass cancellations at Amazon.

#1 in games & gaming hardware - Halo 3 Non Scratched Disc Edition
#2 in games & gaming hardware - Halo 3 Limited Edition
#3 in games & gaming hardware - Halo 3 Legendary Edition
 
Zzoram said:
So the OST contains music not in the game? Weird.
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The in-game music is fully dynamic (bar cutscene stuff), and adjusts to what's happening in the game (fading in and out appropriately as you start combat, hitting a crescendo if you do something particularly epic, switching themes as appropriate depending on what/where you're fighting, etc).

So the OST music won't be new, as such, but the arrangements will be done specifically for the soundtrack, to maximise the impact and make it all flow properly as an album, rather than as in-game music.
 
blah141 said:
strong + weak transalated:

- Strong point: It associates a block bus sprouting movie beautiful [su] toe [li], until fine material feeling the graphic and the realism which are expressed well the sound which overflows, will become worse the fun of game and the mote play

- Weak point: The [thyu] toe [li] will freeze and not to be FPS it comes in contact to it is adapted to this [me] ramyon opening initially, it is difficult a little degree?
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Game's bout toes now?
 
Jel0man said:
Gamespot Korea (9.7) video review I assume (slow as hell)?:

http://www.gamespot.co.kr/videos/0,39048625,39339771,00.htm
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From a Google translation (taken from TXB:)

http://forum.teamxbox.com/showpost.php?p=9977092&postcount=173

Originally Posted by Gamespot Korea translated by google

Essential purchase and complete river weight!

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It preceded and the element wild external Edo loading which it refers comparison as will not become the position point held shortly, the point which provision does as a favor the realism which is positive leads the vibration, the stay it will fall and in situation of multi [su] toe [li] to follow differs production does as a favor the lucidity and the atmosphere of top the back which it is because has the strong point which is various.
As well the great work. There are not two end percentage necessities

Reaches to the superior game result graphic, a sound and a koreanization until what one defect seeks the place which it will catch difficult [hey] straight road 3. XBOX 360 it had to this [me] ramyon, it knows it will reach personally and it plays the hazard XBOX 360 which it purchases, the game which it will not regret
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Shoho said:
15 minutes.

Guys im scared. im shaking. I am cold.



it hurts all over my body. the reason why I got a 360 has come to this day. the reason why I started playing the early FPS like quake and doom and wolfie and dark forces and goldeneye... it was all because of this day. because of this game.

this game that will not only be the last significant game of all time. but also the game that will counter-attack and kill WoW and all the other "Omg online phenomenon". Red vs blue on this... its going to be... I cant write anymore. I cant. I have to hide under my desk.

I just cant. I just cant....
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You really bought into the hype didn't you?

And as far as killing WoW, WoW has more subscribers than Halo 3 will even sell copies. Don't hold your breath on it dwarfing that or CS.
 
blah141 said:
strong + weak transalated:

- Strong point: It associates a block bus sprouting movie beautiful [su] toe [li], until fine material feeling the graphic and the realism which are expressed well the sound which overflows, will become worse the fun of game and the mote play

- Weak point: The [thyu] toe [li] will freeze and not to be FPS it comes in contact to it is adapted to this [me] ramyon opening initially, it is difficult a little degree?
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You sure this isn't the review for LocoRoco?
 
blah141 said:
strong + weak transalated:

- Strong point: It associates a block bus sprouting movie beautiful [su] toe [li], until fine material feeling the graphic and the realism which are expressed well the sound which overflows, will become worse the fun of game and the mote play

- Weak point: The [thyu] toe [li] will freeze and not to be FPS it comes in contact to it is adapted to this [me] ramyon opening initially, it is difficult a little degree?
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Im gonna be honest. I was worried about the ramyon...
 
5 minutes guys. oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god!!!!

Guys... i cant.. what if it gets less than 9.4 on gamespot? I wouldnt be able to deal with it. I would.. Guys... Please dont let them give it less than halo 2. Please dont.


Gertsmann. I love you. Dont do this. I know you thought it was fun, making the zelda fanboys mad, but you are better than this. there is more to this world than Tony Hawk 3(10) and the GTA ps2 series(9.6)!!! Please jeff. Please. I beg of you.
 
GreekWolf said:
No, OCD is when you have to jump over cracks on the sidewalk.

I saw Jack Nicholson do that.
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lol

Shoho said:
No, mate. I love it. I feel blessed.


What was Halo? huh?

Halo was 8 weapons, 2 types of grenades. 10 levels where you just go from point a to b to c. Halo had 4-5 different types of vehicles and a few more types of enemies. That was it.
That was Halo.


But so many don't understand. They don't understand that it's about the chanting monks. It's about being a supersoldier on a dying star, falling from grace with a carmina burena inspired soundtrack! That's what its about.

the... pink enemy palette. the bright colors and strange art designs. the mix of tactical only-two weapons, and frantic doom run and gun(the libary level)...

it all just colided together.


And when people ask me, why I love Halo so much, I just look at them. I just look at them, and I don't say a god damn word. Because they dont understand. They dont understand that its about the guy next to you(ai or co-op buddy).
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you're layin' it on a little to thick don't you think?
 
This is gonna be great with all the people here who apparently dont know gamespot uses the .5 increment system. A 9 would make them explode.
 
Shoho said:
5 minutes guys. oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god!!!!

Guys... i cant.. what if it gets less than 9.4 on gamespot? I wouldnt be able to deal with it. I would.. Guys... Please dont let them give it less than halo 2. Please dont.


Gertsmann. I love you. Dont do this. I know you thought it was fun, making the zelda fanboys mad, but you are better than this. there is more to this world than Tony Hawk 3(10) and the GTA ps2 series(9.6)!!! Please jeff. Please. I beg of you.
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Your shtick wore thin ten minutes ago. Ban.
 
Shoho said:
5 minutes guys. oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god!!!!

Guys... i cant.. what if it gets less than 9.4 on gamespot? I wouldnt be able to deal with it. I would.. Guys... Please dont let them give it less than halo 2. Please dont.


Gertsmann. I love you. Dont do this. I know you thought it was fun, making the zelda fanboys mad, but you are better than this. there is more to this world than Tony Hawk 3(10) and the GTA ps2 series(9.6)!!! Please jeff. Please. I beg of you.
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You can drop the façade now Kaz, I know it hurts.
 
2 minutes. oh my gooooddddddd. guys I cant. Im gonna urinate on the floor. god help me. oh god. this is insane!!! this is the biggest moment of my life. I can't breathe. Please be good please be good. oh god ohh god.
 
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