you know (I will say it) we live in a digital age now, this Gen has all been about connectivity and 24/7 access and day 1 patches...it is not the end of the world, and to be honest (in a nice way) if you live in a area where your internet is really crap that is not the rest of the worlds fault is it? at some point we have to accept that the vast majority of people now have fast* internet and as such games et al should be OK with large patches.
that sounds awfully like a screw you post, but it is not far from it
* fast being subjective of course, here in the UK the Government considers 2MB fast (I do not)