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DryvBy · Feb 13, 2016

Do you like Jurassic Park? Do you like competitive multiplayer shooters? Do you like server browsers? Do you like real video games?

Primal Carnage Extinction is on sale on the PSN for $5.99. Is it a good deal? Some would say "no", but they're not drunk enough to say "yes" I say!

Hi, I'm here to convince you that Primal Carnage Extinction is in fact a real video game. Let's take an exclusive sneak peak inside what it's like playing this exciting video game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-4VpryO1q4

Yes. That dinosaur tea bagged me.

Order now!

Wario64 · Feb 13, 2016

Could just buy a cheeseburger

Magwik · Feb 13, 2016

Wario64 said:
Could just buy a cheeseburger

Or 2 copies of monopoly

kamineko · Feb 13, 2016

that could buy a lot of candy, though, and I'm feeling crave-y

BennyBlanco · Feb 13, 2016

Damn, I thought this was about a new Primal Rage game.

joe2187 · Feb 13, 2016

you convinced me of nothing.

DryvBy · Feb 13, 2016

joe2187 said:
you convinced me of nothing.

You're not convinced this is a game?

Order now!

Onivulk · Feb 13, 2016

Looks real. Looks not great.

Fat4all · Feb 13, 2016

Are u sure this is a real game?

It's not a textbook disguised as a game?

Frenden · Feb 13, 2016

Bought it. That was a persuasive sales pitch.

Jawmuncher · Feb 13, 2016

It's easily the best Dinosaur Game this gen. I mean true it doesn't exactly have a lot of competition. But still it is a good game. I enjoy playing it on PC even now from time to time.
(I count Lego Jurassic World as it's own thing)

Crono27 · Feb 13, 2016

That's like 6 mcdoubles..

Allforce · Feb 13, 2016

I almost bought this today thinking it was that dinosaur-hunting game that came out last year on PSN. This looks awful though.

Warxard · Feb 13, 2016

I could go to my local taqueria and pick up a fat ass burrito for about that price.

NinjamicWZ · Feb 13, 2016

DryvBy said:
You're not convinced this is a game?

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DryvBy · Feb 13, 2016

Allforce said:
I almost bought this today thinking it was that dinosaur-hunting game that came out last year on PSN. This looks awful though.

I have this video to show you then. Look at them chompers!

https://twitter.com/DryvBy/status/698321749650370560

moai · Feb 13, 2016

Looks awesome.

lethial · Feb 13, 2016

What do you mean by 'real video game'?

Fat4all · Feb 13, 2016

lethial said:
What do you mean by 'real video game'?

It's like a walking sim, but with dinosaurs

aka perfect game

edit:

...
...

Everybody's Gone to the Raptor.

Ultimate_Trainer · Feb 13, 2016

Can you actually kill the dinosaurs? It doesn't seem very fun playing as a human. Im not buying it.

DryvBy · Feb 13, 2016

lethial said:
What do you mean by 'real video game'?

There's gameplay. Graphics = video. I really played it and paid $5.99 for it. I also got friends and family to buy this.

It's real.

Ultimate_Trainer said:
Can you actually kill the dinosaurs? It doesn't seem very fun playing as a human. Im not buying it.

Yes. I don't think the T-rex you can because I used an entire flamethrower fuel tank on one (it took a minute+ to empty) and it didn't die. I also shot it several times. But the smaller dinos I could shotgun and kill pretty easy. My KD was 4/12 the first round.

Randolph Freelander · Feb 13, 2016

$5.99 is like 3 tall coffees or 1 grande espresso beverage at Starbucks.

I'm sorry, but I have my priorities.

Alex Connolly · Feb 13, 2016

It's fun on PC, but never *quite* shucked the waft of 'mod' for me. That said, when you find a full-ish server, there's cheap fun to be had.

SalvaPot · Feb 13, 2016

How can a video game be real when our eyes aren't real.

You can't fool me OP:

Fat4all · Feb 13, 2016

SalvaPot said:
How can a video game be real when our eyes aren't real.

You can't fool me OP:

Let's dispel the notion that DryvBy doesn't know what he's doing, he knows exactly what he's doing.

Randolph Freelander · Feb 13, 2016

Fat4all said:
Let's dispel the notion that DryvBy doesn't know what he's doing, he knows exactly what he's doing.

Are you ever going to regret that statement when you finish 5th in New Hampshire...

Katori · Feb 13, 2016

This is a great thread. Whatever happened to that Primal Carnage single-player game that was announced at the PS4 reveal? Is this that?

breadtruck · Feb 13, 2016

DryvBy said:
Yes. That dinosaur tea bagged me.

Order now!

Sold!

Zeta Oni · Feb 13, 2016

Problem with your sales pitch is thats its lacking in the visual department OP.

Those people don't know what joy they are missing:

Fat4all · Feb 13, 2016

Randolph Freelander said:
Are you ever going to regret that statement when you finish 5th in New Hampshire...

How dare the accusation, you'll see that the accusation you dared to say was not worth accusing me of.

*sips mini oil bottle*

Frederik · Feb 13, 2016

Hasn't this game been released half a dozen times on Steam under a different name?

Orayn · Feb 13, 2016

Frederik said:
Hasn't this game been released half a dozen times on Steam under a different name?

That's the other dino shooter, Orion: Whatever Beatdown.

This is a re-launch of Primal Carnage.

Fat4all · Feb 13, 2016

Frederik said:
Hasn't this game been released half a dozen times on Steam under a different name?

No, your thinking of some other asset flip thing.

This has been around for a lot longer then that.

Katori · Feb 13, 2016

Frederik said:
Hasn't this game been released half a dozen times on Steam under a different name?

No, that's Orion, I've played both, they're both fun for about 10 minutes. Orion was a very...interesting 10 minutes.

Trojan · Feb 13, 2016

The origin of the Victory Crouch dates back to the Prehistoric era

Prodigal · Feb 13, 2016

Is there loot of any kind?

kyser73 · Feb 13, 2016

Zeta Oni said:
Problem with your sales pitch is thats its lacking in the visual department OP.

Those people don't know what joy they are missing:

Is that dino taking a shit on the corpse?

BroBot · Feb 13, 2016

Zeta Oni said:
Problem with your sales pitch is thats its lacking in the visual department OP.

Those people don't know what joy they are missing:

Okay I'm not sure what's going on here but I'm SOLD.

Muzicfreq · Feb 13, 2016

Fat4all said:
It's like a walking sim, but with dinosaurs

aka perfect game

edit:

...
...

Everybody's Gone to the Raptor.

Zeta Oni · Feb 13, 2016

kyser73 said:
Is that dino taking a shit on the corpse?

More like giving him a refreshing cup of tea.

Oneself · Feb 13, 2016

Fat4all said:
It's like a walking sim, but with dinosaurs

aka perfect game

edit:

...
...

Everybody's Gone to the Raptor.

Damn you! I laughed out loud while wife & son are sleeping.

Mifec · Feb 13, 2016

this might help you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXkbUe3yKz8

ThoughtsOfSpeaking · Feb 13, 2016

Is it bad that I mentally assoiate every dinosaur themed thread with Jawmucher?

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