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Strax · Apr 23, 2016

I just found out today that this is a thing and I wanted to share with GAF.

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.

This book hopes to change that.

Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

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LINK to the book

Cooking with Cum is the homepage of the Author

The Author makes a Macho Mojito - video

The Author makes a Chocolate Peanut Butter Semen Dessert- video

What does GAF think about this?
Anyone willing to give this a chance?

NoblesseOblige · Apr 23, 2016

I was willing to give it a chance when it was new years ago.

HeisenbergLannister · Apr 23, 2016

I don't know what I expected.gif

xam3l · Apr 23, 2016

Would you eat your own children?

Princess Viola · Apr 23, 2016

I don't know if this is better or worse than women that cook and eat their placenta

moggio · Apr 23, 2016

I like my jizz fresh from the source or on a biscuit.

Always-honest · Apr 23, 2016

Nah, i'm good.

chrisPjelly · Apr 23, 2016

Aztechnology · Apr 23, 2016

Nooooope. Abandon Thread.

akira28 · Apr 23, 2016

Princess Viola said:
I don't know if this is better or worse than women that cook and eat their placenta

around the same amounts of horrible bad to worse.

thecouncil · Apr 23, 2016

I dream of a restaurant where the chef jacks off into my food because I asked him to.

PartTimeWarrior · Apr 23, 2016

NoblesseOblige said:
I was willing to give it a chance when it was new years ago.

What? Eating cum is too mainstream now or something?

Wyndstryker · Apr 23, 2016

I guess there's something for everyone out there, even for those with...unique....tastes and preferences

JimJamJones · Apr 23, 2016

tim.mbp · Apr 23, 2016

Heard it was good for your skin too.

Numb · Apr 23, 2016

People will eat anything

Arnie7 · Apr 23, 2016

Raist · Apr 23, 2016

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00BN2JP78/

Sojgat · Apr 23, 2016

Krakn3Dfx · Apr 23, 2016

I like a smoothie as much as the next person.

But I'm good.

Eighty Deuce · Apr 23, 2016

The fact this is a thing makes me hate society

Makai · Apr 23, 2016

Bladeoftheimmortal came through

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1147608

Chariot · Apr 23, 2016

thecouncil said:
I dream of a restaurant where the chef jacks off into my food because I asked him to.

There is a restaurant in Japan where you fuck the animal before they cook it.

Concrete Charlie · Apr 23, 2016

This is fucking disgusting.

Stitch · Apr 23, 2016

Oh yeah, I've seen a bunch of JAVs like this.

Black Republican · Apr 23, 2016

Reminds of that hentai manga I read recently

BitStyle · Apr 23, 2016

Yeah...

Always-honest said:
Nah, i'm good.

That special spicy sauce tho

Phased · Apr 23, 2016

Ratrat · Apr 23, 2016

old
neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=342687

Sblargh · Apr 23, 2016

Arnie7 said:

I could use 1 throught 7.

Darryl · Apr 23, 2016

what really kills it is the flan on the cover. amazing example food, invokes just enough disgust

Squirrel Killer · Apr 23, 2016

3 tablespoons!? I'm a man, not a machine.

Glasshole · Apr 23, 2016

Chariot said:
There is a restaurant in Japan where you fuck the animal before they cook it.

Well that's enough internet for me today.

I'll see myself out.

Bye.

Bye.

Brutalitops · Apr 23, 2016

Imagine children generations from now discovering what grandma's secret ingredient really was

strafer · Apr 23, 2016

what if you have whiskey dick and get the teaspoons you need...will the bake be ruined?

moggio · Apr 23, 2016

Darryl said:
what really kills it is the flan on the cover. amazing example food, invokes just enough disgust

It's a blancmang/creme caramel.

Oare · Apr 23, 2016

Next up: boogers and ear wax.

lucebuce12 · Apr 23, 2016

Squirrel Killer · Apr 23, 2016

strafer said:
what if you have whiskey dick and get the teaspoons you need...will the bake be ruined?

Tablespoons.

Zombine · Apr 23, 2016

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Aztechnology · Apr 23, 2016

Bacon mac'n'...cheese

Ric Flair · Apr 23, 2016

Fuck no

Cheddahz · Apr 23, 2016

Chariot said:
There is a restaurant in Japan where you fuck the animal before they cook it.

I need a membership

Ratrat · Apr 23, 2016

Chariot said:
There is a restaurant in Japan where you fuck the animal before they cook it.

Smells like bullshit.

hey_it's_that_dog · Apr 23, 2016

Arnie7 said:

Wow, all those alleged benefits. I'd be stupid not to chug cum constantly.

DarkCronos · Apr 23, 2016

apparently there is a sequel...

WhiskerFrisker · Apr 23, 2016

Strax said:
I just found out today that this is a thing and I wanted to share with GAF.

Aztechnology said:
Nooooope. Abandon Thread.

Oh my god I am dying holy crap.

Dude Guy · Apr 23, 2016

Aztechnology said:
Nooooope. Abandon Thread.

I can't fucking breathe LMAO

ironcreed · Apr 23, 2016

Natural Harvest? Spicy Special Sauce?

RyanW · Apr 23, 2016

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