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WAR recon zero · Jul 25, 2016

Lift the fucking seats you animals

And if you don't lift it. AIM WELL

and if you don't aim well clean up your mess

It really baffles me how disgusting people can be.

ItIsOkBro · Jul 25, 2016

like why do you care what your friends do in a stall tho

Marky Mark · Jul 25, 2016

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WAR recon zero · Jul 25, 2016

ItIsOkBro said:
like why do you care what your friends do in a stall tho

I care if they are fucking pigs

Mesoian · Jul 25, 2016

And if you're going to poop and want to create a little cover fort for your butt to not get the germs (spoilers, you're still getting the germs), flush all that shit before you leave. Leaving a ring of toilet paper we all know your ass has been on is pretty much the same as pissing all over the seat.

EvilKatarn · Jul 25, 2016

I'm not your friend so this doesn't concern me.

Zeneric · Jul 25, 2016

ItIsOkBro said:
like why do you care what your friends do in a stall tho

would u care if you needed to poop?

WAR recon zero · Jul 25, 2016

Marky Mark said:
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Imagine golden piss all over the seat

Sectorseven · Jul 25, 2016

Zeneric said:
would u care if you needed to poop?

That's why you poop in the urinal.

Balances out the universe.

John Kowalski · Jul 25, 2016

WAR recon zero said:
I care if they are fucking pigs

There's a britain joke in there somewhere.

Sn4ke_911 · Jul 25, 2016

I'm not your friend, Amigo.

ItIsOkBro · Jul 25, 2016

Zeneric said:
would u care if you needed to poop?

i don't understand this scenario where i let my friend pee in a stall first while i wait to use the same stall to poop.

ElectricBlanketFire · Jul 25, 2016

And guys that put both hands on their hips while urinating: What are you doing?

Maklershed · Jul 25, 2016

I'm not your buddy, pal!

Htown · Jul 25, 2016

Public restrooms are essentially a microcosm of how people treat the whole planet.

Take the bare minimum effort to not make this a terrible experience for the next person? Why? I'm not going to be here so why should I care? I'll just screw everything up in here because I'm lazy and it's marginally easier, and somebody who actually gives a shit will be by later to clean up my mess. And even if they don't, I won't have to deal with it, so fuck it.

Escape Goat · Jul 25, 2016

Maklershed said:
I'm not your buddy, pal!

Im not your pal, chief.

WadiumArcadium · Jul 25, 2016

ElectricBlanketFire said:
And guys that put both hands on their hips while urinating: What are you doing?

It goes where it wants to go.

ZOONAMI · Jul 25, 2016

It is pretty baffling. Worse is when someone somehow gets shit on the fucking seat and they don't fucking clean up after themselves. Disgusting.

TwoDurans · Jul 25, 2016

Happy to lift the seat, but where do we stand as far as stall doors and their closure in a pee scenario? Technically no one can see anything, and I don't require privacy when I've got my back to the world, but it feels weird to not close a stall door when I'm using it.

Machine · Jul 25, 2016

I prefer to pee in the sink or trash can.

Duane Cunningham · Jul 25, 2016

Most of the time stall pissers seem to just piss all over the floor.

.JayZii · Jul 25, 2016

ItIsOkBro said:
i don't understand this scenario where i let my friend pee in a stall first while i wait to use the same stall to poop.

Do you understand not forcing the next person who has to sit on the toilet to clean up someone else's piss?

inner-G · Jul 25, 2016

I prefer to pee on the toilet paper roll - it's way more absorbent than the toilet seat.

kidding - public restrooms are gross. I avoid them at all costs

double jump · Jul 25, 2016

Htown said:
Public restrooms are essentially a microcosm of how people treat the whole planet.

Take the bare minimum effort to not make this a terrible experience for the next person? Why? I'm not going to be here so why should I care? I'll just screw everything up in here because I'm lazy and it's marginally easier, and somebody who actually gives a shit will be by later to clean up my mess. And even if they don't, I won't have to deal with it, so fuck it.

Wow, this is a perfect analogy.

Protome · Jul 25, 2016

I usually try to get it over the divider into the next stall. Trick shots or I may aswell pee at home.

Fat4all · Jul 25, 2016

pee in a zip-lock bag, then place it in the bowl

confuse the hell out of whoever is next in the stall

Rayis · Jul 25, 2016

I see pee on the floor even close to the urinals, some people just don't want to adjust their junk before peeing.

The God · Jul 25, 2016

lol touching a public seat what do you think this is op

The Beard · Jul 25, 2016

This is why I exclusively shit on the floor in public restrooms.

Fucking animals.

LyleLanley · Jul 25, 2016

People who make a mess in the office toilet should be publicly shamed and then fired.

Protome · Jul 25, 2016

The Beard said:
This is why I exclusively shit on the floor in public restrooms.

Fucking animals.

Gotta get schwifty in there.

Maximo · Jul 25, 2016

I have trained by bowls to go in the morning and night when I'm home on my own toilet, public toilets freak me the fuck out.

Clockwork5 · Jul 25, 2016

Sorry, I sneezed.

Thebeardofknowledge · Jul 25, 2016

I will piss all over seats and stall handles all I want

Fight me OP

styl3s · Jul 25, 2016

Rayis said:
I see pee on the floor even close to the urinals, some people just don't want to adjust their junk before peeing.

I have been in bathrooms that looks like dudes walked into the bathroom with their dicks out already pissing.

Few years back i stopped at a truck stop and there was shit and piss all over the floor.

HStallion · Jul 25, 2016

Things could be worse...

Strangelove77 · Jul 25, 2016

I don't tell the pee where to go, the pee tells me where to go.

Apt101 · Jul 25, 2016

Haha. I'm a rebel, I never lift the seat. Never!

Escape Goat · Jul 25, 2016

HStallion said:
Things could be worse...

What

goldensun · Jul 25, 2016

styl3s said:
I have been in bathrooms that looks like dudes walked into the bathroom with their dicks out already pissing.

Few years back i stopped at a truck stop and there was shit and piss all over the floor.

Thank you for this post, I nearly pissed myself laughing (no coincidence intended).

WAR recon zero · Jul 25, 2016

This is a public bathroom & work with 700 people.

I stay 9 hours in the day here. I need to take dumps. I take dumps 3 times a day.

I sometimes hunt for a clean stall. But there are 3 bathrooms and all of them full of pigs

Don't get me started with people That don't wash their hands after going To town. Dude. Why?

Megawarrior · Jul 25, 2016

WAR recon zero said:
I take dumps 3 times a day.

Dayum.

Pankratous · Jul 25, 2016

I almost always lift the seat, but if I forget then I always wipe the seat down after.

I am a true gent.

RionaaM · Jul 25, 2016

I... What the... That gif up above, that's not right, that's not meant to happen. I want to believe it's chocolate or something.

nullref · Jul 25, 2016

WAR recon zero said:
And if you don't lift it. AIM WELL

Uh, always lift it. I don't care how well you think you aim. Nobody's aim is actually good enough to avoid micro-splashback.

CalamityPixel · Jul 25, 2016

It's a warzone in there. Pray and spray.

Lambtron · Jul 25, 2016

Alternatively you could fucking sit down in a stall. But I don't know. I think some people get their jollies off of pissing all over everything.

Tarkus · Jul 25, 2016

Men that need to piss in a stall:

AntChum · Jul 25, 2016

I'll start lifting the seat as soon as the guy before me learns to stop pissing on the seat.

MrBadger · Jul 25, 2016

ItIsOkBro said:
like why do you care what your friends do in a stall tho

Cause some people have to sit on those seats

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