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ElectricBlanketFire · Aug 5, 2016

No pineapple available.

Six years after the initial thread and three years after this one:

cincinnati.com said:
Xavier University is winning the hearts of campus pizza lovers with a recent addition to a residence hall.

The university put a Pizza ATM in Fenwick Place that serves up a fresh, restaurant-quality pizza in minutes. The bonus: it's open 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

"We were looking for a way to solve this problem of having a late-night pizza option on campus," Assistant Vice President Jude Kiah said. "This meets our students where they’re at in their residence hall."

Kiah said this pizza vending machine was a cost-effective and innovative way to make students happy and satisfy their cravings. The machine's cost was $55,000.

#sorrynotsorry · Aug 5, 2016

Can you really call it pizza without pineapple?

echoshifting · Aug 5, 2016

When it's too early for flapjacks, pizzATM will be there

Sephzilla · Aug 5, 2016

Interesting concept.

But what kind of monster willingly puts pineapple on a pizza?

Timeaisis · Aug 5, 2016

The future is now.

That pizza doesn't look so good, though.

HvySky · Aug 5, 2016

Sephzilla said:
Interesting concept.

But what kind of monster willingly puts pineapple on a pizza?

People who like delicious pizza.

Edit: We're one step closer to our pizzapocalyptic downfall. I fully embrace it.

QuantumBro · Aug 5, 2016

Paying $9 for a medium pizza. hahahaha

perfectchaos007 · Aug 5, 2016

ElectricBlanketFire said:
No pineapple available.

Six years after the initial thread and three years after this one:

55K? That's only 2 years of college tuition for one student. And it will pay for itself in a few months probably. Shit I should have invested...

LProtag · Aug 5, 2016

So I can deposit a pizza and take one out later?

Azure Dream · Aug 5, 2016

The blue stretchy "arm" delivering the pizza from inside the box and "Xavier" University, almost wondered if this could be X-Men viral advertising for a moment.

ElectricBlanketFire · Aug 5, 2016

QuantumBro said:
Paying $9 for a medium pizza. hahahaha

Eh, you pay like $1 for a bag of chips in from a vending machine so the price seems reasonable.

keltickennedy · Aug 5, 2016

I would like a slice of wolverine, hold the adamantium.

SeanC · Aug 5, 2016

Should it be "APM?"

ATM doesn't make sense in this context.

Burn it all down.

Anoregon · Aug 5, 2016

There are literally like 5 pieces of pepperoni in the OP pic. That shit's fucking tragic.

DietRob · Aug 5, 2016

Oh, wow! I grew up about 5 miles away from Xavier.

Not sure if I want to try.

yanipheonu · Aug 5, 2016

Knowing the rate college students devour pizza, this is a perfectly reasonable decision lol

zma1013 · Aug 5, 2016

#sorrynotsorry said:
Can you really call it pizza without pineapple?

How can you say you love pizza if you can't even eat its pineapple?

GKSilKamina · Aug 5, 2016

But is the pizza actually good?

Shanlei91 · Aug 5, 2016

For some reason I'm ok with Cupcake ATMs but weirded out by Pizza ATMs.

SliceSabre · Aug 5, 2016

I like to pretend my standards are higher than that but I know how I was back in college and I would fucking hurt myself on that machine.

univariate · Aug 5, 2016

Sephzilla said:
Interesting concept.

But what kind of monster willingly puts pineapple on a pizza?

lol love that chappelle bit .

Puruzi · Aug 5, 2016

Holy shit that's amazing.

DOWN · Aug 5, 2016

There's cupcake ATMs in Vegas and Orlando

Crossing Eden · Aug 5, 2016

#sorrynotsorry said:
Can you really call it pizza without pineapple?

The less stuff that's on a pizza, the more it's considered pizza.

minor effort · Aug 5, 2016

Can they make one that's like one of those Coke freestyle machines, but instead it just dumps a bunch of cheese and sauce and toppings into a cup?

For my convenience.

QuantumBro · Aug 5, 2016

ElectricBlanketFire said:
Eh, you pay like $1 for a bag of chips in from a vending machine so the price seems reasonable.

I'd just go to the on campus Dominos and get better pizza at a cheaper price.

TemplaerDude · Aug 5, 2016

minor effort said:
Can they make one that's like one of those Coke freestyle machines, but instead it just dumps a bunch of cheese and sauce and toppings into a cup?

For my convenience.

And the cup is a pizza crust.

inky · Aug 5, 2016

QuantumBro said:
I'd just go to the on campus Dominos and get better pizza at a cheaper price.

Can you do that at 2 am? Isn't that the whole point of this thing?

Anoregon · Aug 5, 2016

TemplaerDude said:
And the cup is a pizza crust.

Pizzacone, dog. It's the pinnacle of human achievement.

Gintoki · Aug 5, 2016

No pineapple no sale

Bread · Aug 5, 2016

no pineapple? i'm on board let's make this thing happen.

echoshifting · Aug 5, 2016

Three minutes, wow that is fast. Imagine the line for this thing at one in the morning during crunch week.

QuantumBro · Aug 5, 2016

inky said:
Can you do that at 2 am? Isn't that the whole point?

Internet tells me it's open till 3am. After that point, I'll agree it's worth the premium, but you should really just be asleep.

RBH · Aug 5, 2016

QuantumBro said:
Paying $9 for a medium pizza. hahahaha

Eh, not too extravagant of a price when you consider the convenience factor of it (which is kinda the whole point of this).

Garuroh · Aug 5, 2016

Wait, I thought America already had them

Hazmat · Aug 5, 2016

This thing being in a dorm makes me think that it will do crazy business late at night.

inner-G · Aug 5, 2016

Pepperoni + pineapple is amazing

Sweet and spicy. Juicy and greasy. Ahhhhhh

Ham and pineapple on the other hand, is H2O overload and makes a drippy gross pizza.

RPGCrazied · Aug 5, 2016

Is this just heating up a frozen pizza?

Luschient · Aug 5, 2016

GKSilKamina said:
But is the pizza actually good?

ColdPizza · Aug 5, 2016

awful pepperoni coverage there

Shadax the wizard · Aug 5, 2016

Strange choice to exclude it, pineapple would be perfect for atm-tier pizza 🤔

Gorillaz · Aug 5, 2016

they really put that shit out without an option for pineapple on it

PeterVenkman · Aug 5, 2016

Cmon, CincyGAF needs better stories to take traction. Harambe and pizza ATM? I promise we are a fun city.

would totally try this just for the hell of it

LilWayneSuckz · Aug 5, 2016

That looks like sub-bowling alley tier pizza.

Also smdh at people eating pineapples on a pizza...disgusting.

Dash_Riprock · Aug 5, 2016

Pizza doesn't look that bad, guys. I've seen (and eaten) far worse.

Brakke · Aug 5, 2016

SeanC said:
Should it be "APM?"

ATM doesn't make sense in this context.

Burn it all down.

Automatic Telling-you-your-pizza-is-ready Machine.

TheOMan · Aug 5, 2016

#sorrynotsorry said:
Can you really call it pizza without pineapple?

Winter is coming.

Tankman · Aug 5, 2016

Anoregon said:
Pizzacone, dog. It's the pinnacle of human achievement.

This look amazing. Looks like the nearest place that serves it is 50 miles away. Road trip time!

Forerunner · Aug 5, 2016

The pic kind of looks gross.

Beer Monkey · Aug 5, 2016

XU is like three miles from my house but I don't think I can be the guinea pig on this one.

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