The more I try to slog through this dated trash heap the more confused I get. Where does all this praise come from? Was 2011 really that bad? I've been trying to work my way through it with a friend and I can't believe how many unnecessary systems you have to engage with to play through the supposed GOAT. We just beat the
in his instance and that might be the worst boss I've seen in any of these games. Here's what immediately comes to mind after our session:
Here's my Souls timeline if that matters:
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Say no more GAFers, going to trade in all my Soulsborne titles at Gamestop tomorrow morning
Moonlight Butterfly
- Need to be human to summon, but lose your humanity along with your souls.
- Can't fast travel between bonfires (at least until way late in the game?)
- Can't light bonfires when a summon is around.
- Garbage Estus flask implementation (number carried based on bonfire, slow to drink, summons can't heal on their own, probably more dumb shit I'm forgetting)
- Molasses movement; super slow sprinting & anything below fast roll is a bad time
- Dope PC port that requires several mods and tweaks to run decently
Here's my Souls timeline if that matters:
- Demon's Souls: Killed the first couple bosses; haven't gone back yet. Gets a pass cause it came first.
- Bloodborne: Played through the first few bosses alone; realized I owned something special.
- Dark Souls II: SotFS - Beat the whole game with a friend on XB1. Long as fuck, but a good time.
- Dark Souls III Vanilla - Got at launch on PS4; beat the whole thing with same buddy. Solid entry
- Dark Souls: Why did I buy this
- Bloodborne: Came back and beat the entire game + DLC with my friend. Still amazing
- Nioh: Played up to a couple missions in the second region. Decent game with shit co-op restrictions.
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OP, you genuinely don't deserve to enjoy this series. Please just stop playing.
Say no more GAFers, going to trade in all my Soulsborne titles at Gamestop tomorrow morning