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What things have you done? Drugs, sex, violence

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MrSardonic

The nerdiest nerd of all the nerds in nerdland
So GAF, rather than some tame "things you have never done" thread, what things have you done with regards to the perennial classics: drugs, sex, violence, and a few miscellaneous excesses. I've laid out a selection of options to kick things off.

'tis a Christmas thread for the non-puritans, for those who experience something akin to warfare in their day-to-day life, and for those who generally act before thinking.

Perhaps a few of these ought to make it onto your list of "alternative New Years resolutions". Without further ado...

UPDATED: With a couple of other things people brought up.

Drugs

- Alcohol
- Tobacco
- Prescription abuse
- Cannabis
- Salvia
- Ecstasy
- MDMA
- Poppers
- Solvents / Glue
- Speed
- Shrooms
- LSD
- Nitrous
- Ketamine
- Crystal Meth
- Cocaine
- Crack
- Opium
- Heroin
- Morphine

Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- With member of same sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- Anal
- Threesome
- Group
- You watched others having sex
- Other(s) watched you having sex
- Got pregnant
- Pissing on sex partner
- With someone already going out with someone else
- With married person
- With best friend's partner
- With friend's mother
- While you were in a relationship (i.e., you cheated)
- In public (i.e., actually seen by others)
- Messy and in someone else's bed...and you didn't tell them
- Been sick during sex
- Left condom inside woman after sex
- Public release of photos / video of you having sex with someone
- Lied about having sex with someone
- Got caught lying about having sex with someone
- Been talking about wanting to have sex with someone, and have them overhear you.
- Sex while on drugs (*insert drugs*)
- Sex at work with coworker
- Sex with prostitute

Violence

- Assault
- Actual bodily harm
- Grievous bodily harm
- Mugged someone
- Physical fight with parents / partner
- Robbed a house
- Robbed an office
- Robbed a high-street store
- Hit a policeman / fireman / paramedic / doctor
- Arson
- Stabbed someone
- Got stabbed
- Shot someone
- Got shot
- DUI

Miscellaneous

- Hit and run
- Stolen a car
- Burnt out your stolen car
- Smashed up someone else's car
- Intentionally driven through a puddle to splash pedestrians
- Been sponsored for charity event, and then kept the money
- Stolen money from family
- Streaked
- Shit yourself
 
D

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Trevor360 said:
at first i thought you were claiming to have done all of those things
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me too :lol

anyway, drug-wise:
weed
shrooms (non-hallucinogenic, more like ecstasy)
salvia
vicodin abuse
 
G

genjiZERO

Member
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ZiZ

ZiZ

Member
none...

the most exciting thing I've done this past month is play uno on xbox live...
 
S

Smitty3000

Member
Drugs

- Alcohol


Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- Anal
- Lied about having sex with someone
- Got caught lying about having sex with someone
- Been talking about wanting to have sex with someone, and have them overhear you.


Miscellaneous

- Intentionally driven through a puddle to splash pedestrians
- Stolen money from family

Not too bad if I say so myself!
 
Erebus

Erebus

Member
Drugs

- Alcohol

Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- Oral
- Anal
- In public (i.e., actually seen by others)

Violence

- Assault
- Hit a policeman
- Stabbed someone
- Shot someone

Miscellaneous

- Hit and run
- Stolen a car
- Burnt out your stolen car
- Smashed up someone else's car
- Intentionally driven through a puddle to splash pedestrians

I've done all the above
in GTA IV
 
J

JumpJeff84

Member
Drugs

- Alcohol
- Tobacco
- Prescription abuse
- Cannabis
- Ecstasy
- MDMA
- Poppers
- Speed
- Shrooms
- LSD
- Ketamine
- Cocaine


Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- Anal
- Threesome
- Voyeur
- Got pregnant
- With someone already going out with someone else
- While you were in a relationship (i.e., you cheated)
- Been sick during sex
- Lied about having sex with someone

Miscellaneous

- Shit yourself
 
B

btkadams

Member
mrsardonic, may i ask you about poppers? does it make sex that much better?

my list:

Drugs

- Alcohol
- Tobacco
- Prescription abuse (Percacet, Oxycontin, Tylenol3)
- Cannabis
- Salvia
- Ecstasy
- MDMA
- Solvents / Glue
- Speed
- Shrooms
- LSD
- Cocaine
- Doda Tea

im not going to list the rest im too lazy.
 
D

drohne

hyperbolically metafictive
Drugs
- Alcohol
- Tobacco
- Prescription abuse
- Cannabis
- Ecstasy (i thought ecstacy was mdma)
- Speed
- Shrooms
- LSD
- Ketamine
- Cocaine

Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- Anal
- With someone already going out with someone else
- With best friend's partner
- While you were in a relationship (i.e., you cheated)
- Been talking about wanting to have sex with someone, and have them overhear you (more talking about wanting to have sex with someone, that someone being told about it, and that someone bringing it up as a joke at every fucking opportunity)

my record's clean on violence and miscellaneous
 
L

Label

The Amiga Brotherhood
I'll just delete the things I have not done off of the list you posted. :p

Drugs

- Alcohol
- Tobacco
- Cannabis
- Salvia
- Ecstasy
- Shrooms

Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- Anal
- Pissing on sex partner (was in the shower & she asked me too D:)
- With someone already going out with someone else
- In public (i.e., actually seen by others)
- Messy and in someone else's bed...and you didn't tell them
- Left condom inside woman after sex
- Lied about having sex with someone

Violence

- Arson
- Stabbed someone

Miscellaneous

- Intentionally driven through a puddle to splash pedestrians
- Streaked
 
E

echoshifting

Banned
Why not.

MrSardonic said:
Drugs
- Alcohol
- Tobacco
- Prescription abuse (Vicoden, Percocet, Hydromorphone, Morphine, Fentanyl, Soma...probably others, that's what pops up in my head)
- Cannabis
- Shrooms

Sex
- With member of opposite sex
- With member of same sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- Anal
- Got partner pregnant

Violence
- Physical fight with parents

Miscellaneous
- Stolen money from family
Click to expand...
 
C

Calidor

Member
- Alcohol
- Tobacco

- Cannabis
- Salvia
- Ecstasy


Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- With someone already going out with someone else
- Public release of photos / video of you having sex with someone
- Lied about having sex with someone
- Got caught lying about having sex with someone


Violence


- Physical fight with parents / partner
- Robbed a house


Miscellaneous


- Smashed up someone else's car
- Intentionally driven through a puddle to splash pedestrians
- Been sponsored for charity event, and then kept the money
- Stolen money from family
- Shit yourself
 
G

GSG Flash

Nobody ruins my family vacation but me...and maybe the boy!
Drugs

- Tobacco: Ate tobacco in paan (google it if your really wanna know what it is) and smoked tobacco through a hookah/shisha/narghile

Sex

None

Violence

None

Miscellaneous

- Hit and run: If you count bumping another car without leaving any marks on either of the cars and then leaving a "hit and run"

My life is fairly sterile
 
E

erlim

yes, that talented of a member
Everybody on GAF is either a virgin or their girlfriends have an unwanted pregnancy.
 
D

Dark Stalkers

Member
What's the difference between crack and cocaine?

anyway

Drugs

- Alcohol

Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- Threesome
- With someone already going out with someone else


Violence

- Assault
 
M

Mik2121

Member
MrSardonic said:
Drugs

- Alcohol

Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- Messy and in someone else's bed...and you didn't tell them
- Lied about having sex with someone

Violence



Miscellaneous

- Been sponsored for charity event, and then kept the money
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Not much really. And the charity event from which I kept the money was most likely fake and the people who started it would have kept the money otherwise, so yeah..
 
D

Destructo Spin

Member
Drugs

- Alcohol
- Tobacco
- Cannabis
- MDMA
- Poppers
- Shrooms
- LSD
- Ketamine
- Cocaine

Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- Messy and in someone else's bed...and you didn't tell them
- Lied about having sex with someone
- Got caught lying about having sex with someone

Violence

Nothing.

Miscellaneous

Nothing.

Putting things in a list like this makes life sound more rock'n'roll than it is.
 
H

HallucinatingElvis

Banned
Drugs

- Alcohol
- Tobacco
- Cannabis
- Poppers
- Speed
- Shrooms
- LSD
- Cocaine
- Crack

Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- With member of same sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- Anal
- Threesome
- Group
- Voyeur
- With someone already going out with someone else
- With married person
- With best friend's partner
- While you were in a relationship (i.e., you cheated)
- In public (i.e., actually seen by others)
- Messy and in someone else's bed...and you didn't tell them
- Public release of photos / video of you having sex with someone
- Been talking about wanting to have sex with someone, and have them overhear you.
 
G

Gallbaro

Banned
Drugs

Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- With married person
- Messy and in someone else's bed...and you didn't tell them

Violence

- Shot someone
Well, at.

Miscellaneous
[/QUOTE]
 
G

got2bekidding

Member
I thought I knew all the drugs out there but wtf are poppers?

n/m Google was my friend.

Drugs

- Alcohol
- Tobacco
- Prescription abuse (vicodin, loratab, somas, percocet, xanax, aderall, and a few others)
- Cannabis
- Ecstasy
- MDMA
- Speed
- Shrooms
- LSD
- Cocaine (was mixed with weed)
- Hash
- Nitrous Oxide

Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- With married person
- While coming down from LSD (not recommended)
- While on XTC (alskfaskf;j awesome! DO IT!)

Violence

I'm not a violent person. :)

Miscellaneous

- Intentionally driven through a puddle to splash pedestrians
- Stolen money from family (once when I was young)
- DUI (but was expunged)
- Stole from Wal-mart when I was young (also expunged)
 
B

BakedPigeon

Banned
Drugs

- Shrooms
- Weed
- Meth
- DXM
- MDMA
- Salvia
- Oxycontin
- Cocaine
- Lots of Alcohol
- Triptamine
- Poppers
- Morphine
- Adderall
- Suboxone
- Xanax
-Tobacco

Possibly Done

- Ecstacy cut with LSD
- Ecstacy cut with Ketamine
 
A

AkuMifune

Banned
High School
LSD & XTC = Sex & Threesomes

College
Alcohol & Cocaine = Assault & Robbery

Now
Marijuana = Marriage

My whole life makes sense now actually. :lol
 
S

sooperkool

Member
I have had a full and merry life:

Drugs

- Alcohol
- Prescription abuse
- Cannabis


Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- Anal
- Threesome
- Group
- Voyeur
- Got someone pregnant
- With someone already going out with someone else
- With married person
- With best friend's partner
- With friend's mother
- While you were in a relationship (i.e., you cheated)
- In public (i.e., actually seen by others)
- Messy and in someone else's bed...and you didn't tell them
- Been sick during sex
- Left condom inside woman after sex
- Lied about having sex with someone
- Got caught lying about having sex with someone
- Been talking about wanting to have sex with someone, and have them overhear you.

Violence

- Assault
- Physical fight with parents / partner
- Robbed a house
- Hit a policeman
- Arson
- Shot someone

Miscellaneous

- Hit and run
- Stolen a car
- Smashed up someone else's car
- Streaked
 
K

Karakand

Member
Drugs

- Alcohol
- Tobacco
- Ambien + Xanax
- Darvocet + Alcohol
- Alcohol + Xanax
- Oxy
- Marijuana

Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- Threesome
- Got pregnant
- With someone already going out with someone else
- While you were in a relationship (i.e., you cheated)
- Been sick during sex
- Lied about having sex with someone
- Got caught lying about having sex with someone

Violence

- Fistfight(s)
- Been punched in the mouth a few times.
- Physical fight with parents / partner.
- Not arson but I went through a pretty extensive pyromaniac phase when I was in my late teens.
 
K

Kipz

massive bear, tiny salmon
I just googled poppers. They sound fucking dangerous.
I've only done weed never really been drunk or smoked a cigarette and nothing crazy sexually. Compared to some people here I'm pretty sheltered.
 
B

besada

Banned
Easier to list the things I haven't done, but then again I've had more time to do them than most of you here.

My wife was someone's fiancee when we first hooked up. That's one of the more heinous things I've done, although we've been together now for thirteen years, so, in retrospect, it was a pretty good call to step into that relationship.

Also, I was an alcoholic for the better part of thirteen years, so I had lots of drunken excuses to do many tremendously self-destructive things, which I took advantage of with a vengeance.

Don't be like me, kids.
 
I

inner-G

Banned
Drugs

- Alcohol
- Tobacco
- Prescription abuse
- Cannabis
- Salvia
- Ecstasy
- MDMA
- Solvents / Glue
- Speed
- Shrooms
- LSD
- Cocaine
- Crack

I'll add in Nitrous, Opium and Robitussin, lol

now i mainly just smoke cigs and weed. i don't really even drink much anymore.

Sex

- With member of opposite sex
-- Oral
- Vaginal
- Anal
- With someone already going out with someone else
- With married person (1 was in an open marriage, and one was separated in the divorce process)
- With friend's mother
- Lied about having sex with someone


Violence

- GBH (I dont know what this is, so i dont know if I've done it.)
Been in fights, but never got arrested


Miscellaneous

- Hit and run (a parked car, not a person)
- Stolen money from family
 
B

BLaZiN PRopHeT

Member
Drugs

- Alcohol
- Tobacco
- Weed

Sex

- With member of opposite sex
- Oral
- Vaginal
- Anal
- Threesome
- Group
- Voyeur
- With someone already going out with someone else
- With married person
- With best friend's partner
- While you were in a relationship (i.e., you cheated)
- In public (i.e., actually seen by others)
- Messy and in someone else's bed...and you didn't tell them
- Been sick during sex
- Public release of photos / video of you having sex with someone
- Lied about having sex with someone
- Been talking about wanting to have sex with someone, and have them overhear you.

Violence

- Fistfights
- Got Stabbed


Miscellaneous

- Hit and run
- Stolen a car
- Smashed up someone else's car
- Stolen money from family
 
P

Poimandres

Member
Drugs:

- Alcohol
- Weed
- Ecstacy
- Speed
- Kratom
- Datura/ Angels Trumpet
- Salvia
- Mushroom (3 varieties)
- Truffles (Philosophers Stone)
- DMT
- Mescalin (from assorted Cactus varieties)
- 2CI
- 2CB
- 2CT7
- LSD
- LSA (woodrose seeds)

Sex:

- Oral
- Vaginal
- Anal
- Cheated
- Condom inside
 
T

Truant

Member
I've done some shit. It's a long story, but someone almost got tortured to death in my bands practice space.
 
B

bounchfx

Member
uh, sex. lots. but I don't understand why something mostly harmless and amazing like sex gets grouped in with fucking VIOLENCE and DRUGS?

I mean, I guess you can combine it with one of those and have a little more fun but yeesh, it's not like it's a terrible harmful thing.

and I've had a beer once and champagne once. yes, I'm boring as fuck. and I'm fine with it.
 
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