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bjork · Mar 6, 2005

I know this'll probably get locked, but demi's on a roll... had me cracking up for the last two weeks or so.

:bows to the random insanity:

NLB2 · Mar 6, 2005

Yeah man, demi's cool.

Suerte · Mar 6, 2005

He's dead to me.

fennec fox · Mar 6, 2005

I am way cooler than he is, especially on irc.

Space Age Playboy · Mar 6, 2005

I know this'll probably get locked, but demi's on a roll... had me cracking up for the last two weeks or so.

:bows to the random insanity:

IBTN
IAWTP

Rorschach · Mar 6, 2005

I agree with fenegi-

Demi has gotten better without all the fucking spamming, but he's still a twit!

Also, lock this crappy thread pls.

NLB2 · Mar 6, 2005

demi · Mar 6, 2005

Hi guys what's up? Ask me any question you want and I will answer it to the best of my knowledge.

demi

xx

android · Mar 6, 2005

I like him to. But not in a gay way. Not that theres anything wrong with that. Well maybe in a gay way. How bout it Demi

NLB2 · Mar 6, 2005

How big is your wee wee?

Brannon · Mar 6, 2005

May I have some of your infinite money?

ToxicAdam · Mar 6, 2005

Lets all pitch in and buy demi a gift.

Suerte · Mar 6, 2005

android said:
I like him to. But not in a gay way. Not that theres anything wrong with that. Well maybe in a gay way. How bout it Demi

I'm afraid me and demi got married in Canada, twice.

demi · Mar 6, 2005

android said:
I like him to. But not in a gay way. Not that theres anything wrong with that. Well maybe in a gay way. How bout it Demi

Anything for a fan!

NLB2 said:
How big is your wee wee?

DJ Brannon said:
May I have some of your infinite money?

No.

ToxicAdam said:
Lets all pitch in and buy demi a gift.

Oh my!

retzy · Mar 6, 2005

Wow, somebody beat me to creating this thread. I was just about to say how I can't stop thinking about demi and how I want to have his babies.

See the link below...
For those of you who can't read between the lines above

android · Mar 6, 2005

demi said:
Anything for a fan!

All right.

How big is your wee wee?

I can now answer this. Ten inches long and about a half a inch wide. Kinda like a pencil.

impirius · Mar 6, 2005

android said:
All right.

I can now answer this. Ten inches long and about a half a inch wide. Kinda like a pencil.

Hahahahaha, looks like someone fell for the old "pencil trick"

Flynn · Mar 6, 2005

Any man who likes Nick Frost is a-okay.

demi · Mar 6, 2005

Flynn said:
Any man who likes Nick Frost is a-okay.

His birthday's the 28th, you know! Happy 33rd, big guy!

FortNinety · Mar 6, 2005

I just want to know the basics: What do you do? Where do you live? All that regular jazz.

nitewulf · Mar 6, 2005

NLB2 said:
How big is your wee wee?

HAHAHAHA, i swear upon all that is holy and mighty that i was going to ask the exact same question.
i mean, what the fuck.

GaimeGuy · Mar 6, 2005

Who cares about demi when you have GAIMEGUY?!

NLB2 · Mar 6, 2005

GaimeGuy said:
Who cares about demi when you have GAIMEGUY?!

...

demi · Mar 6, 2005

FortNinety said:
I just want to know the basics: What do you do? Where do you live? All that regular jazz.

http://www.ga-forum.com/member.php?u=2413

impirius · Mar 6, 2005

His avatar's sweet!

need the check by Wednesday though, for real

NLB2 · Mar 6, 2005

demi said:
http://www.ga-forum.com/member.php?u=2413

Holy crap you're nineteen?

demi · Mar 6, 2005

Your act of surprise intrigues me, please elaborate such feelings!

NLB2 · Mar 6, 2005

I always viewed you as a very regal being. You act beyond your age, demi.

alejob · Mar 6, 2005

Who's your daddy and what does he do?

demi · Mar 6, 2005

Funny story, I've only met my real dad twice! Dunno what he does though.

Do The Mario · Mar 6, 2005

demi said:
Funny story, I've only met my real dad twice! Dunno what he does though.

* removes Demi's cock from mouth

:lol

Bumping your own appreciation thread

this is no longer a freebie

demi · Mar 6, 2005

Do The Mario said:
* removes Bioware's cock from mouth

I would have answered his question sooner but I was taking a poop.

A 3 hour long poop.

It hurts.

carbonbased · Mar 6, 2005

demi is awesome

awesome is demi

ZombieSupaStar · Mar 6, 2005

CRACKWHORE!!

needs more cocktape!

capslock · Mar 6, 2005

Odnetnin · Mar 6, 2005

So that fat guy from Shaun's Nick Frost?

Demi rocks. His avatar's cool and he's a funnee boy.

Litigation Manuel · Mar 6, 2005

This one time, Demi gave me a tape of him making love to my wife.

It was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

ISB

Rorschach · Mar 6, 2005

I still can't believe this thread exists.

Hurricane_Chris · Mar 6, 2005

Who is that in Demi's avatar?

psycho_snake · Mar 6, 2005

Hi guys what's up? Ask me any question you want and I will answer it to the best of my knowledge.

demi

xx

Should I be jealous of you?

demi · Mar 6, 2005

psycho_snake said:
Should I be jealous of you?

Magic 8 ball says: Ask Rorschach

ddkawaii said:
Who is that in Demi's avatar?

Magic 8 ball says: Ask Odnetnin

Litigation Manuel · Mar 6, 2005

Did you know that the story of Johnny Appleseed was based on Demi? Well, except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men.

Did you know that if you put a phonograph needle on Demi's nipple it will play all of the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds"?

ISB

capslock · Mar 6, 2005

I masturbate to the teletubbies.

DarienA · Mar 6, 2005

...this is not a thread about the FF spell demi is it....

demi · Mar 6, 2005

Sorry, this is for Quarter. You passed Demi 5 doors down.

ohamsie · Mar 6, 2005

I both respect and admire Demi.

Litigation Manuel · Mar 6, 2005

Third friend of Demi: "This one time Demi took his whole family to Sea World-"
First friend of Demi: "I'm wearing a diaper!"
Third friend of Demi: (after slight pause) Anyway, they were watching Shamu the whale when Demi got splashed!
Second friend of Demi: (speaks incoherently)
Third friend: "Right. So Demi yells 'I'm Demi and no one gets me wet!' So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws him into the audience, splashes him and yells 'How do you like it!?' And then damn if Demi didn't step in there and finish the show!"

ISB

Minotauro · Mar 6, 2005

He once had sex with a cigarette machine!

SSGMUN10000 · Mar 6, 2005

Who is demi and why is he rolling?

bjork · Mar 6, 2005

:lol @ thread

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