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Chittagong · Jan 16, 2011

assuming consistent.. *cough* proportions, I'd assume getting things going could prove to be a bit challenging..

Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew · Jan 16, 2011

She has big needs, if you know what I mean...

krypt0nian · Jan 16, 2011

ITT Dwarf sex

Lamel · Jan 16, 2011

Damn he's huge.

And what is she even doing in that second pic?

CygnusXS · Jan 16, 2011

I knew the name sounded familiar.

Door2Dawn · Jan 16, 2011

The dude is in his 30s I think.

brianjones · Jan 16, 2011

looks like he could be her dad

The Take Out Bandit · Jan 16, 2011

Saadster said:
And what is she even doing in that second pic?

Ly dow

enzo_gt · Jan 16, 2011

Is that Putin?

bathala · Jan 16, 2011

I thought she was going out with peter patrelli from heroes

Discotheque · Jan 16, 2011

Saadster said:
Damn he's huge.

Or more likely she's just really small. That guy could be 5'10" for all we know lol.

dorkimoe · Jan 16, 2011

the guy before him was like 10 years older than her too

sixteen-bit · Jan 16, 2011

alarming height disparity

rikichi · Jan 16, 2011

theres always a way

Lamel · Jan 16, 2011

Discotheque said:
Or more likely she's just really small. That guy could be 5'10" for all we know lol.

Well she's listed as 5'0" which is really short, but seeing them together the guy is at least 6'6".

TheKaeptain · Jan 16, 2011

He could have a small penis like my 6'7" black friend.

NaughtyCalibur · Jan 16, 2011

I know a few people her met her in person and said she was tiny as hell. This dude is probably average height lmao.

alr1ght · Jan 16, 2011

guy is 6'6" and he can whoop yo ass
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wladimir_Klitschko

USD · Jan 17, 2011

She's dating Wladimir Klitschko? Hahaha, oh wow.

jamesinclair · Jan 17, 2011

Wiki says

Wladimir Klitschko
1.98 m (6 ft 6 in)
Birth date 25 March 1976 (1976-03-25) (age 34)

Hayden Leslie Panettiere
August 21, 1989 (1989-08-21) (age 21)

Discotheque · Jan 17, 2011

wtf that's Klitschko? I take back questioning his size. All stalkers should back off of her for a while.

ClovingWestbrook · Jan 17, 2011

The Take Out Bandit said:
Ly dow

:lol :lol :lol

Manager · Jan 17, 2011

Hayden is 5' 4½" (1.64 m), IMDB.

Lamel · Jan 17, 2011

alr1ghtstart said:
guy is 6'6" and he can whoop yo ass
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wladimir_Klitschko

Called it! I mean the guy is a giant but it doesn't help that she's small too. Weird couple.

Manager said:
Hayden is 5' 4½" (1.64 m), IMDB.

BS. No way. Celebs always say they are taller than they actually are.

Quick google search...

Ducarmel · Jan 17, 2011

Guy is huge. No wonder paparazzi has backed off from her.

TheKaeptain · Jan 17, 2011

alr1ghtstart said:
guy is 6'6" and he can whoop yo ass
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wladimir_Klitschko

I was thinking he looked familiar.

Arment · Jan 17, 2011

The Take Out Bandit said:
Ly dow

Oh internet. I love it.

SouthernDragon · Jan 17, 2011

I have a cousin who looks like this alongside her husband, in terms of height disparity and size.

She's this little pixie and he's this muscular giant of a man. He looks cartoonish to a point.

Awesome couple.

I try not to dwell on how they produced the child they have.

S. L. · Jan 17, 2011

who's that tiny girl Wladimir Klitschko is dating?

Chittagong · Jan 17, 2011

The Take Out Bandit said:
Ly dow

:lol

that's right my brain renders my emoticons no one can deny that from me

Always-honest · Jan 17, 2011

CaptYamato said:
He could have a small penis like my 6'7" black friend.

your dating a tall black dude with a small penis?

Barrage · Jan 17, 2011

She has a healing factor, so she doesn't limp

kamspy · Jan 17, 2011

Manager said:
Hayden is 5' 4½" (1.64 m), IMDB.

I got them beat.

I'm 6'6 and my wife is 5'2.

Nemo · Jan 17, 2011

USD said:
She's dating Wladimir Klitschko? Hahaha, oh wow.

That was my first reaction. Holy shit

TacticalFox88 · Jan 17, 2011

Here I was expecting some kind of acrobatic shit or some talent.

taylor910 · Jan 17, 2011

If there's one thing I know, it's that you never mess with Mother Nature, mother-in-laws, or mother-fucking Ukrainians.

bengraven · Jan 17, 2011

She's so tiny and baby-faced that every time I see her with a man in his 30s, I get creeped out.

Tntnnbltn · Jan 17, 2011

The Take Out Bandit said:
Ly dow

I find this post humerous because it describes the actions of Hayden P. in the photo (she is 'lying down'), yet does so in the JBaird meme style ('ly dow,').

dudeworld · Jan 17, 2011

kamspy said:
I got them beat.

I'm 6'6 and my wife is 5'2.

can she stay standing when giving you a bj?

alr1ght · Jan 17, 2011

Tntnnbltn said:
I find this post humerous because it describes the actions of Hayden P. in the photo (she is 'lying down'), yet does so in the JBaird meme style ('ly dow,').

nothing gets by you

lightless_shado · Jan 17, 2011

He could do better. If I was as famous, cut, and tall I'd set my sets higher.

Lamel · Jan 17, 2011

alr1ghtstart said:
nothing gets by you

Equus Bellator Apex · Jan 17, 2011

I feel really small right now.

Femmeworth · Jan 17, 2011

Kissing/hugging/etc. must be awkward.

I don't see how a relationship like that can (and it won't) last, with such a hindrance to the physical relationship.

bud · Jan 17, 2011

She has a tattoo of the Italian words Vivere senza rimipianti [sic] running down the side of her left flank. The word rimpianti is misspelled in what otherwise would mean "To Live Without Regrets"

smh

SnakeXs · Jan 17, 2011

The Take Out Bandit said:
Ly dow

Always-honest · Jan 17, 2011

she looks awefully bored by the way.

kamspy · Jan 17, 2011

dudeworld said:
can she stay standing when giving you a bj?

Almost. If I get up on my toes and she ducks down just a little bit we can get it done. The stand-n-blow is almost a reality.

-Pyromaniac- · Jan 17, 2011

The amount of posts before someone mentioned who he was is disgusting.

bud · Jan 17, 2011

hahaha

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