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[Duki]

I made a thread asking if you'd fuck your father to save your mothers life.

:lol

what a way to go

 

[Koodo]

What's with all the tall people quoting their height? It's not only that this particular dude is tall, but he's also built like a beast. It's not going to look as ridiculous if you're two heads above your partner but only marginally wider.

Anyhow, paperbag the dude and he's totally yummy.

 

[water_wendi]

Are those labradors? If they are she is very tall.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

Are those labradors? If they are she is very tall.

They're rats. She's actually very small.

 

[DonMigs85]

They're rats. She's actually very small.

But I heard she has a hard time finding her shoe size in every mall.

 

[water_wendi]

But I heard she has a hard time finding her shoe size in every mall.

If shes that small she should try KB Toys.

 

[MiniBossBattle]

Jeez. I suddenly am really glad Vikings no longer exist.

 

[DonMigs85]

If shes that small she should try KB Toys.

Spoiler

those aren't actually Labs, just small mutts

 

[Tntnnbltn]

If shes that small she should try KB Toys.

This post is unfunny because it does not follow the same rhyming trend established in the previous three posts.

 

[water_wendi]

This post is unfunny because it does not follow the same rhyming trend established in the previous three posts.

i was going to end in "KB Toys found in every mall" but mall was already used

 

[BeEatNU]

you jealous!

 

[Lion Heart]

I'm 9'6 and my girlfriend is 2'8, its perfectly normal.

 

[RustyNails]

Fuckin vaginas, how do they work?

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am smanging my girlfriend? Everyone needs to smang their girlfriend, even the very tall.

humorous.

 

[BamYouHaveAids]

ITT: Gaffers think dick size is proportional to height.

In my research through hours and hours of studying pornography in great detail, the majority of people with freak dicks are smaller guys. Exhibit A: Mandingo.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

Jeez. I suddenly am really glad Vikings no longer exist.

Somewhere, Hayden Panettiere is crying into her pillow, lamenting this very fact.

 

[(._.)]

goes easy on her for one.

she is always on top.

 

[MetalAlien]

More pictures of Hayden Pantywearer.

 

[EricHasNoPull]

Fuckin vaginas, how do they work?

Hah! The single most funniest post in this thread, (so random)
You and your 'Johnny Drama' Avatar always deliver the laughs!

 

[sneakypete]

I'm 9'6 and my girlfriend is 2'8, its perfectly normal.

Amazing, I lol'd, bravo sir.lol)

 

[Plywood]

Suddenly feeling better about being 33 and dating a 22 year old.

+

 

[Sickboy007]

I would like to inform the people who didn't know who Klitschko is that he has a BIGGER and BADDER brother who's also heavyweight champion (yeah that's possible today).

imagine the possibilities.

 

[Darklord]

gold digging

10 year difference isn't out of the normal.

 

[jaxword]

10 year difference isn't out of the normal.

I'm 20, nothing wrong with dating a 30 year old woman who knew what she was doing.

In fact, I sort of did. Well, I was 19 and she was 27, but whatever.

 

[trineo_feo]

I made a thread asking if you'd fuck your father to save your mothers life.

lol

 

[Pein]

I would like to inform the people who didn't know who Klitschko is that he has a BIGGER and BADDER brother who's also heavyweight champion (yeah that's possible today).

imagine the possibilities.

Their parents must be beasts

 

[DaMan121]

Their parents must be beasts

They are wearing their parents!

 

[Always-honest]

I made a thread asking if you'd fuck your father to save your mothers life.

hahaha. Jesus christ. How the hell did you come up with that?

 

[DonMigs85]

They are wearing their parents!

And who is that man in the middle? It looks like Kevin Butler

 

[Salazar]

hahaha. Jesus christ. How the hell did you come up with that?

Spin-off from Vigilant Walrus's terrorist dolphin concept, I imagine.

Edit: Damn, GAF is weird. How on earth am I using the words "Vigilant Walrus's terrorist dolphin" in sequence and making sense ?

 

[dojokun]

I made a thread asking if you'd fuck your father to save your mothers life.

Back on topic though. I wonder if Poseidon approves of his sons relationship.

I would fuck Hayden Panettiere to save my mother's life.

 

[Plywood]

10 year difference isn't out of the normal.

My hope was to implant paranoia into unomas' mind so that whenever his twenty-two year old lady friend would inquire about finances he would have doubt about the integrity of the relationship and would question her motives. This way there would always be an air of uncertainty so that whenever he is around her unomas would have his guard up, surely he would begin testing her, acting differently. At first he would stop wearing such expensive clothing than he'll not pay the bill for when they go out to high class restaurants. Soon after not shaving his uncouth sweltering neckbeard and not showering for days. All the while growing more and more distant from his lady friend as she inquires as to what is wrong, he would lash out at her and tell her that she knows exactly what is wrong, she will understandably be confused and will tell him that she does not know of what he speaks. This will continue on for months until she has had enough, she will inevitably break up with him. Then I will be there, to be her rebound and I will make it linger!

 

[Sickboy007]

And who is that man in the middle? It looks like Kevin Butler

i think it's the boss of boss. i heard he's boss.

 

[MarshMellow96]

The stair shot had me for a second because of the size. It was all 'whathowcomethey'rethesamesize-ohhe'sstandingonsomestairs'.

I'll get the door..

 

[J Tourettes]

Another sign of how much a big joke the heavyweight division is that no one even remembers who the champion is. Can you imagine people wondering who mike Tyson was? Smh

The heavyweight division isn't what it once was but a large proportion of Europeans would know who he was.

 

[J Tourettes]

Jeez. I suddenly am really glad Vikings no longer exist.

If they had chins like Wladimir it wouldn't be a worry.

 

[Dead Man]

She is gorgeous, and their size disparity is amusing, but this is what I have taken from this thread:

Another sign of how much a big joke the heavyweight division is that no one even remembers who the champion is. Can you imagine people wondering who mike Tyson was? Smh

 

[Esch]

If they had chins like Wladimir it wouldn't be a worry.

hahahahaha

the actual boxinggaf fans know whats up

 

[Sickboy007]

If they had chins like Wladimir it wouldn't be a worry.

 

[Monocle]

Allow me to clear up a problem some of you may still be struggling with. An orifice that can expand to squeeze out a whole baby can also fit a cock. A cock of any size. Or even a whole goddamned forearm. So put your minds at ease, GAF, and stop worrying about how Goliath fucks Thumbelina. Far more strenuous blasphemies occur in your neighborhood every weekend.

 

[jts]

Allow me to clear up a problem some of you may still be struggling with. An orifice that can expand to squeeze out a whole baby can also fit a cock. A cock of any size.

But would a woman get used to give birth every other day?

 

[MYE]

Those are lions. She's looking at an adult giraffe, right in the eyes

 

[Monocle]

But would a woman get used to give birth every other day?

I can inform you right now that your ploy to get me to make a joke about conservative polygamists will not work. You've been foiled, good sir.

Also, that guy must have a subspace pocket in his shorts if his dong is the size of a baby. Or maybe it's like one of those spongy animal toys that expands to fill your sink when you dunk it in water.

 

[Melchiah]

Suddenly feeling better about being 33 and dating a 22 year old.

35 and 24 here. =)

She's also a lot shorter than me. There are two good things about shorter girls; the first you can probably guess, the second is their petite feet.

 

[Tntnnbltn]

She's also a lot shorter than me. There are two good things about shorter girls; the first you can probably guess, the second is their petite feet.

You can pack them into suitcases?

 

[Melchiah]

You can pack them into suitcases?

Tighter cavities.

 

[Tntnnbltn]

Tighter cavities.

I would not have guessed this. <_<

 

[Ratrat]

But would a woman get used to give birth every other day?

No, you see, it gets easy if not down right pleasurable after your firstborn. How do you not know this? >_>

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

No, you see, it gets easy if not down right pleasurable after your firstborn. How do you not know this? >_>

............... give it to me "baby" o.0

 

[Seep]

Pretty much the same height difference between me and my missus and we don't have any issues.

Feels good man!