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strafer · Sep 12, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ObllYaw6Ek

I don't know. o.0

Stealth Editor · Sep 12, 2011

Cant be worst

zargle · Sep 12, 2011

It's like hes staring into my soul. Its so terrifying.

Jason's Ultimatum · Sep 12, 2011

Does the new season start tonight?

DavieC726 · Sep 12, 2011

wtf was that. at least keep the kid as the third guy.

mre · Sep 12, 2011

Is this better or worse than Sheen's version?

Deleted member 81567 · Sep 12, 2011

I'm sorry, 2.5 men was all about Sheen.

ZeroCypher · Sep 12, 2011

They give some creepy looks

DavieC726 · Sep 12, 2011

Jason's Ultimatum said:
Does the new season start tonight?

Next Week I believe

Ninja Scooter · Sep 12, 2011

Kutcher seems like he's trying too hard.

Shadow780 · Sep 12, 2011

Sheen's better.

I just watched No Strings Attached and couldn't stand him at this moment.

Lerozz · Sep 12, 2011

Ashton Kutcher looks like a bum.

funkystudent · Sep 12, 2011

I give it 10 episodes.

MIMIC · Sep 12, 2011

I watch the show infrequently, but this intro sounds way too "Awimawayish" to me....if that makes any sense.

Anyway, when do the episodes with Kutchner air?

ultron87 · Sep 12, 2011

So did they just kill off Sheen's character or what?

Stealth Editor · Sep 12, 2011

funkystudent said:
I give it 10 episodes.

Ratings for the 2nd episode are gonna be fun to see.

ConfusingJazz · Sep 12, 2011

Ninja Scooter said:
Kutcher seems like he's trying too hard.

Kutcher has never been one for subtlety, but I didn't think he could overact this. He proved me wrong.

meadowrag · Sep 12, 2011

That will kill an acting career faster than you can blink.

TheSeks · Sep 12, 2011

ultron87 said:
So did they just kill off Sheen's character or what?

Yes.

CJUNDERGROUND · Sep 12, 2011

LOL! What a fucking joke.

backflip10019 · Sep 12, 2011

Something tells me that isn't Kutcher's real singing voice.

kai3345 · Sep 12, 2011

ultron87 said:
So did they just kill off Sheen's character or what?

yup

Fisticuffs · Sep 12, 2011

ultron87 said:
So did they just kill off Sheen's character or what?

no. Ashton is sheens character

Lactose_Intolerant · Sep 12, 2011

Jon Cryer's creepy smile at the end

badcrumble · Sep 12, 2011

Terrible show gets somehow, improbably, worse.

Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew · Sep 12, 2011

TheSeks said:
Yes.

What's the canonical story of killing the character?

Ushojax · Sep 12, 2011

I've never seen this but has Sheen been recast or is Kutcher playing someone else?

Rapstah · Sep 12, 2011

Fisticuffs said:
no. Ashton is sheens character

No, Ashton is Sheen. The characters are separate and Sheen's is dead. Get it right.

Chuck Norris · Sep 12, 2011

This show should have been left dead

Chuck Norris · Sep 12, 2011

ultron87 said:
So did they just kill off Sheen's character or what?

They should have the character be committed or something. Just for hilarity stakes

tycoonheart · Sep 12, 2011

So Ashton's character is the 1/2 man?

CloudWolf · Sep 12, 2011

I was half-expecting Michael J. Anderson to show up.

toastyToast · Sep 12, 2011

Isn't about time that that kid moved out?

Phenomic · Sep 12, 2011

How exactly did they kill off Sheen's character?

TheSeks · Sep 12, 2011

shagg_187 said:
What's the canonical story of killing the character?

I don't know? I'm not a show writer/insider? But TMZ has had "set pictures" that leaked with a wake for Sheen's character.

Tucah · Sep 12, 2011

DavieC726 said:
wtf was that. at least keep the kid as the third guy.

That IS the kid.

Enco · Sep 12, 2011

backflip10019 said:
Something tells me that isn't Kutcher's real singing voice.

LIES!!

Never watched this but I might check it out to see how much it bombs/doesn't.

mantidor · Sep 12, 2011

I'm actually really interested about this, whether it crashes in flames or it becomes a huge success, both scenarios look really entertaining.

Clevinger · Sep 12, 2011

It's the same embarrassingly intro except with Kutcher swapped with Sheen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObEc39sdrtA

ivysaur12 · Sep 12, 2011

shagg_187 said:
What's the canonical story of killing the character?

Spoilers? I mean, it's fucking 2 1/2 Men...

It's either he dies in a plane crash on the way to Europe or he dies in Europe. One of the two, I forgot. The first episode is a funeral with all of Charlie's ex-girlfriends

PetriP-TNT · Sep 12, 2011

What the crap was that? And wasn't the story that Sheen is dead and Kutcher is some millionaire guy?

Cmagus · Sep 12, 2011

ugh the look on kutchers face just want to punch it in

Chuck Norris · Sep 12, 2011

Clevinger said:
It's the same embarrassingly intro except with Kutcher swapped with Sheen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObEc39sdrtA

Wow nice work picking up on that, sherlock

Darklord · Sep 12, 2011

ivysaur12 said:
Spoilers? I mean, it's fucking 2 1/2 Men...

It's either he dies in a plane crash on the way to Europe or he dies in Europe. One of the two, I forgot. The first episode is a funeral with all of Charlie's ex-girlfriends

They could have made it so much more clever than but hey, it's 2 and a half men. I don't expect clever. Does the kid even do anything on the show these days or just acts like a dumbass to other peoples comments still?

MorisUkunRasik · Sep 12, 2011

Kutcher looks way too happy to be there.

Souldriver · Sep 12, 2011

That was horrendous... But then I youtubed to previous intro song, and turns out it is just as horrendous.

Qwomo · Sep 12, 2011

Kutcher looks like he's trolling.

DavieC726 · Sep 12, 2011

ivysaur12 said:
Spoilers? I mean, it's fucking 2 1/2 Men...

It's either he dies in a plane crash on the way to Europe or he dies in Europe. One of the two, I forgot. The first episode is a funeral with all of Charlie's ex-girlfriends

To put it better....

The last we saw of Charlie Harper he was getting on a plane for Paris with Rose his neighbor/stalker . In the season premiere we learn that Charlie married Rose but then cheated on her while they were still in Paris.

She actually caught him in the shower with another woman!

Bad move.

During the funeral Rose gives a eulogy to remember her husband and said that sometime after the shower incident they were waiting for a Paris subway when she pushed Charlie slipped and the subway literally blew him apart in a meat explosion.

....I'll take Rose no problem!

LakeEarth · Sep 12, 2011

According to a radio show I listen to, Sheen's character

dies by getting hit by a train, being described as a 'meat explosion'.

Clevinger · Sep 12, 2011

Chuck Norris said:
Wow nice work picking up on that, sherlock

No, I'm saying it's not any worse than the old one. They're both horrible.

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