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[PetriP-TNT]

Kutcher looks way too happy to be there.

Well when you are picking up the biggest $$$ for episode ever you damn well should be looking happy

 

[ultron87]

Spoiler

Charlie “slipped” and the subway literally blew him apart in a “meat explosion.“

Winning.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

The show title isn't very accurate anymore with or without the recast.

The boy isn't a little kid anymore.

 

[friskykillface]

lol at that last second where they look at you D:

meh i liked the old one better but i'll watch the first episode to check it out,

Spoiler

all of charlies ex girlfriends huh, Mia <3 , Chelsea <3 and ROSE <3

 

[mre]

According to a radio show I listen to, Sheen's character

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dies by getting hit by a train, being described as a 'meat explosion'.

And THAT right there, folks, is comedy.

 

[MisterHero]

Kutcher should be playing Michael Kelso in his 50s

 

[sikkinixx]

Kutcher should be playing Michael Kelso in his 50s

That would be fantastic.

 

[Hyuga]

No Sheen = I'm out!
>:-(

 

[genericsuperhero]

So is there a pool going as to how long the show will last without Sheen?

 

[siddx]

The only reason to leave this show on in the background when nothing else was on and you were busy doing something else like cooking or playing a computer game or jerking off, was Charlie fucking Sheen.

 

[Nappuccino]

Charlie just seemed so damn bored though.

Atleast his on screen brother was trying.

 

[hamchan]

Kutcher should be playing Michael Kelso in his 50s

I'd watch a show about this.

 

[tmarques]

Looks like a SNL parody.

Never liked the show anyway.

 

[Parallax Scroll]

OK, so

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Charlie dies in a meat explosion.

But Why is Kutcher there? He just moves in?

 

[DavieC726]

I will admit, the first 2 or 3 episodes will have my attention just to see how Ashton is as opposed to Charlie (prediction: horrible) but for the most part I stopped watched the show once the damn kid grew up.

 

[Tapiozona]

OK, so

Spoiler

Charlie dies in a meat explosion.

But Why is Kutcher there? He just moves in?

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He buy's Charlie's house.

 

[Parallax Scroll]

Spoiler

He buy's Charlie's house.

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And the fucking brother and kid stay there??

 

[Massa]

Fucking atrocious.

 

[Murrah]

To put it better....

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The last we saw of Charlie Harper he was getting on a plane for Paris with Rose his neighbor/stalker . In the season premiere we learn that Charlie married Rose but then cheated on her while they were still in Paris.

She actually caught him in the shower with another woman!

Bad move.

During the funeral Rose gives a eulogy to remember her husband and said that sometime after the shower incident they were waiting for a Paris subway when she pushed Charlie “slipped” and the subway literally blew him apart in a “meat explosion.“

....I'll take Rose no problem!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is

I've been waiting years for an excuse to post that. I'm glad it was for this

 

[Measley]

Should have just ended the show with the two moving out and Charlie marrying Rose. I know Sheen was an ass, but the producer could have just gave in a little and let Sheen go out properly.

This shit here is just ridiculous.

 

[CozMick]

Kutcher tries too damn hard and he's never fucking funny :\

I hope this show fails from now on.

LONG LIVE CHARLIE SHEEN!

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and his hookers

 

[kehs]

The beard the kid grew is crazy!

Also why is there spoiler tags in this thread?

 

[Measley]

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And the fucking brother and kid stay there??

Yeah, that's just stupid.

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Maybe he could have taken over the house and rented it out to Kutcher? Just seems unrealistic that you'd allow old tenants to stay in a house you just purchased.

 

[DavieC726]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is

I've been waiting years for an excuse to post that. I'm glad it was for this

*bows to you*....that may be one of the best timing things I've ever seen

 

[EXGN]

God, I hate that shit-eating grin that seems to a permanent part of Kutcher's face.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Sheen's better.

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I just watched No Strings Attached and couldn't stand him at this moment.

What happened to this guy? I hated that movie. He seems like hes losing his looks too. Didn't his face look pudgy or weird in that movie to you?

 

[mantidor]

I don't see this new set-up being less stupid or absurd than the one before. It's two and half men, you people are seriously expecting something to make sense, at all?

 

[Tuck]

Want to see how they handle the change, but I'm not expecting much. I am however expecting that the plot doubles as a 'Screw you' to Sheen.

I was a fan of the show before, but Charlie was basically the show, so I guess we will see.

EDIT: And i agree that Kutcher's smile looks fucking stupid in the intro. As does the beard.

 

[DMczaf]

Kutcher's smiling creeps me out.

 

[Discotheque]

He doesn't even look like sexy jesus, just a hobo.

Kutcher's smiling creeps me out.

yeah man, that's a genuine rape face for sure

 

[C.Dark.DN]

I'm gonna watch a few episodes.

They are going to have hella high ratings.

 

[Piercedveil]

Is this real..?

 

[C.Dark.DN]

Cryer and the Kid have this "Can we stop the pose now?" look at the end.

 

[davepoobond]

1/2 man means that someones a tranny now, right?

 

[Kurtofan]

To put it better....

Spoiler

The last we saw of Charlie Harper he was getting on a plane for Paris with Rose his neighbor/stalker . In the season premiere we learn that Charlie married Rose but then cheated on her while they were still in Paris.

She actually caught him in the shower with another woman!

Bad move.

During the funeral Rose gives a eulogy to remember her husband and said that sometime after the shower incident they were waiting for a Paris subway when she pushed Charlie “slipped” and the subway literally blew him apart in a “meat explosion.“

....I'll take Rose no problem!

"En raison d'un accident grave de voyageur, vous êtes priés de descendre immédiatement de la rame."

 

[lightless_shado]

Kutcher looks way too happy to be there.

he's giving off a creepy vibe. Like he wants to molest the kid.

 

[Rentahamster]

When Ashton does that squinty-eyed grin, he reminds me of Deuce Bigelow's restroom attendant father.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysRYNwJEIRE

 

[Diprosalic]

The show title isn't very accurate anymore with or without the recast.

The boy isn't a little kid anymore.

i always thought allen was the half men. with him being a bit girly. ah who cares. in german speaking countrys the show actually had "charlie" in the title (my cool uncle charlie).

 

[Murkas]

The way the kid can't focus on the mic and keeps looking into the camera annoys me.

 

[DMczaf]

The show title isn't very accurate anymore with or without the recast.

The boy isn't a little kid anymore.

They'll just continue to comb his hair forward to hide his hairline.

 

[Tuck]

Cryer and the Kid have this "Can we stop the pose now?" look at the end.

The kid has it at several points actually. It was kind of... weird and unprofessional.

 

[Zibrahim]

They should have let this thing die.

 

[Acerac]

Want to see how they handle the change, but I'm not expecting much. I am however expecting that the plot doubles as a 'Screw you' to Sheen.

Considering how the way is being sent off is dying by getting hit by a train and exploding, I think this is a fairly safe bet.

One which sounds hilarious, at least in theory. It'd be tough to bid him farewell in a less respectful fashion.

 

[Xanathus]

Hahaha, I just noticed that Cryer gives Kutcher a "who the fuck are you?" look when Kutcher pops up.

 

[Mikey Jr.]

Whats with the 5 seconds at the end of just pure creepiness?

 

[artist]

Finally, the show gets redeemed.

 

[lightless_shado]

The way the kid can't focus on the mic and keeps looking into the camera annoys me.

he's trying to send you a message. Can't you see the sheer terror in his eyes? its like he's saying "HELP ME! you don't know what they'll do when the cameras are off"

 

[Kinyou]

Ashton Kutcher looks like a bum.

His hair looks effing greasy

 

[DavieC726]

The way the kid can't focus on the mic and keeps looking into the camera annoys me.

Am I the only one who will be surprised if the kid doesn't end up being a homosexual in real life?

 

[Slayven]

Kid stopped being funny when puberty struck, and it hit him hard. But I was always shocked at how much stuff they were allowed to get away with on the show.