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Why is GAF Obsessed With Hygiene

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I have noticed a few threads of late e.g. toilet seat paper and the latest plate licking one, and have noiced that a lot of GAF are what you would call germaphobes. I and most of the people I know hold themselves to nowhere near the same hygiene standard of a lot of the people on GAF and we don't get sick anymore than is normal. The stupid part of me says its linked to the whole 'posting on a forum'~'weird' but I doubt that is the case.

What is it that makes GAF home to the most insanely hygienic people I have ever come across (possibly to the point of crazy)?

How can you some of you have sex with a woman with some of the attitudes you have? Life is dirty and so it should be. I welcome the backfire if it is to be the case :(

Edit: I shower everyday, clean my hands after I use the toilet, have an immaculate house etc

Edit 2: Why are you suggesting I am filthy and don't shower or wipe my arse for heaven's sake? I am talking about the extra length that a lot of people on here seem to go to remain germ free.

Edit 3: I know its a joke but I have never been anywhere near a convention for anything, let alone comics or Japanese cartoons. I have no idea what the hygiene standards are there.
 
what the fuck why the fuck are you so obsessed with being dirty with you ass crack itching and smelling like curled cheese?

pretty sure this is a joke thread!
 
As long as I've been posting those type of threads have always existed, personally I find them the most interesting in seeing how people around the world view such simple ways of living.
 
milanbaros said:
I have noticed a few threads of late e.g. toilet seat paper and the latest plate licking one, and have noiced that a lot of GAF are what you would call germaphobes (sp?).(
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Wanting to protect your ass while sitting on a public toilet seat does not make you a germaphobe.

Mostly GAF has a very reasonable sense of hygiene IMO.
 
Gamer nerds on the internet what do you expect.

Still, I can proudly say I piss in bidets any time I encounter one.
 
Lireu77 said:
Wanting to protect your ass while sitting on a public toilet seat does not make you a germaphobe.

Mostly GAF has a very reasonable sense of hygiene IMO.
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Actually, you're right. It makes you psychotic. When it comes to germs, that toilet seat is probably the cleanest thing in the bathroom.
 
I haven't noticed the hygiene threads but in general I would say the Internet is a dirtier place than real life. I've seen many people say they don't wash daily. They say people can't tell but I bet people can tell.
 
Remember that huge ass thread on here about people who stopped using soap and shampoo for MONTHS because it made their skin and hair feel nice? And they insisted they didn't stink?

Yeah. Plenty of GAF clearly doesn't give a shit about proper hygiene.
 
Aesius said:
Remember that huge ass thread on here about people who stopped using soap and shampoo for MONTHS because it made their skin and hair feel nice? And they insisted they didn't stink?

Yeah. Plenty of GAF clearly doesn't give a shit about proper hygiene.
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Don't remind me. I had to shower just reading those comments.
 
re: women - When sex takes over my brain, I don't generally process my usual thoughts on hygiene, and things can get animal style fairly quickly. But if I see even a hot woman doing something gross without sex on the brain, that ruins possible future attraction. I guess it's evolutionary biology at work.

When you're doin the damn thing, you're not going to be wondering if her hands are clean or where that particular body part you're sucking in has been all day. You're going to just hope your immune system is up to the task, and keep going, because you've got the sex drive. If you're sitting at the kitchen table, in normal mode, thinking normal thoughts, you're going to want to avoid germs and infection as normal.
 
I'm so sick of other men walking into the bathroom to take a piss, and then walking straight out without even glancing at the sink. I know there are people in here who do it. You know who you are. Disgusting! You guys sicken me!
I hate shaking hands when I meet strangers.
 
Falcs00 said:
I'm so sick of other men walking into the bathroom to take a piss, and then walking straight out without even glancing at the sink. I know there are people in here who do it. You know who you are. Disgusting! You guys sicken me!
I hate shaking hands when I meet strangers.
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Why would I be inclined to wash mash my hands after taking a piss? Because I touched my penis with three or four fingers? You should be more concerned with shaking someone's hand after they've touched their cell phone, car keys, or the doorknob to the bathroom.
 
OP's house!

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NEOPARADIGM said:
Why would I be inclined to wash mash my hands after taking a piss? Because I touched my penis with three or four fingers? You should be more concerned with shaking someone's hand after they've touched their cell phone, car keys, or the doorknob to the bathroom.
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Or money, money is the dirtiest thing we touch daily.
 
Aesius said:
Remember that huge ass thread on here about people who stopped using soap and shampoo for MONTHS because it made their skin and hair feel nice? And they insisted they didn't stink?

Yeah. Plenty of GAF clearly doesn't give a shit about proper hygiene.
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Ha. I tried that after reading the thread out of scientific curiosity, though not for nearly as long as the OP there. I somehow got laid much more while I was doing this than I did during the rest of the year, but I didn't really do much to minimize and control variables.

I like getting all sudsy with my lufah, though, so I abandoned the extra sex. :\
 
NEOPARADIGM said:
Why would I be inclined to wash mash my hands after taking a piss? Because I touched my penis with three or four fingers? You should be more concerned with shaking someone's hand after they've touched their cell phone, car keys, or the doorknob to the bathroom.
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Which has also happened countless times during the day; Taking a leak offers 100% of men ample opportunity to clean up after the aforementioned dirtier mundane activities that spread germs. Failure to do so is pretty grimy.

My office allows pet dogs, which is great. But in the interest of controlling an allergic reaction I wash my hands pretty often. About 3/4 times on the hour.
 
NEOPARADIGM said:
Why would I be inclined to wash mash my hands after taking a piss? Because I touched my penis with three or four fingers? You should be more concerned with shaking someone's hand after they've touched their cell phone, car keys, or the doorknob to the bathroom.
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Must be nice. I need both hands to hold my penis.
 
Falcs00 said:
I'm so sick of other men walking into the bathroom to take a piss, and then walking straight out without even glancing at the sink. I know there are people in here who do it. You know who you are. Disgusting! You guys sicken me!
I hate shaking hands when I meet strangers.
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I don't know about you but my penis is probably one of the cleaner spots on my body. Urine is also sterile so it's not like it's going to cause many problems (not that i get it on my hands anyway).

Having said that i do wash my hands after doing a piss but it's nowhere near as big a deal as some people make out.
 
Licking a plate is just bad manners. Nothing to do with hygiëne.

NEOPARADIGM said:
Why would I be inclined to wash mash my hands after taking a piss? Because I touched my penis with three or four fingers? You should be more concerned with shaking someone's hand after they've touched their cell phone, car keys, or the doorknob to the bathroom.
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Correct. The reason I was my hands after taking a piss is because I've touched much dirtyer things afterwards. Like the flusher and doorknob.
 
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