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Older gaf are old are you?
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kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
I'm 108 years old, Elaine.
35, give or take.
35, give or take.
Audiophile
Member
Roughly 12,450 days.
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
EerieArcade
Member
Thirty eight. Thirty nine in August.
OverHeat
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Chuck Berry
Gold Member
45 in August and still get carded regularly 
HRK69
Member
You're probably exaggerating but trust me, you don't want it. I've been that guy for years. Luckily I moved and now I live in a nice quiet little town
There's honestly nothing worse than other people effectively deciding when you can sleep and wake up when you really think about it
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Turned 58 earlier this month.
Don't feel it in my head though.
I feel 32ish
EDIT: Nice new avatar pic there pretty boy
Don't feel it in my head though.
I feel 32ish
EDIT: Nice new avatar pic there pretty boy
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Robot Carnival
Member
message a mod and they should be able to correct it for you.
well, the OP did ask for older GAF so that's why.
myself, I'll be 49 soon and the latest trip I took really made me feel my age and realize I need to start working out again.
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Major Insano
Member
I don't mind noisy young kids at all, it's noisy teenagers/in-betweeners that annoy me the most. Hanging around street corners spitting and kissing everywhere.36 since April 9.
Honestly can't wait to be an old grumpy fart who complains about the noisy kids in the neighborhood while playing videogames and blasting Linkin Park as loud as I can
Noisy pets and seagulls as well.
Bloody kids!
Bloody pets!
Bloody birds!
Grumpy old fart, 47 in my prime.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Ah I see, the Michael J. Fox syndrome.45 in August and still get carded regularly
I mean looking younger than your age not parkinson's
Chuck Berry
Gold Member
Chuck Berry
Gold Member
Ah I see, the Michael J. Fox syndrome.
I mean looking younger than your age not parkinson's
I really just chalk it up to no wife and no kids. It maintains my youthful exuberance.
Decal4
Gold Member
Oh my. That was media I've never seen before >.>
I more meant https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlandNameProduct
Decal4
Gold Member
My Dad once said on his 56th birthday that he still felt 30 then.
Terry Pratchett once said inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened
John Bilbo
Gold Member
Approaching 40 pretty, pretty quick.
Bartski
Member
PaleoGaf
Decal4
Gold Member
I cpuld see that! NeoOldGamers shortens up to NOG which unless there's loads of ds9 fans here doesn't make a ton of sense.
PG of course means peeps need parental guidance around here which fits greatly for those of us not over the 3x hill
Chuck Berry
Gold Member
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
I remember at family gatherings when I was a kid looking at my uncles in their 50's.
All of them wearing suits, playing cards while chain smoking and drinking beer from those stubby bottles
It was a different time in the late 70's early 80's.
Hell I'm still dressed today the same as when I was 14, baseball cap, t-shirt, running shoes and Adidas track pants
Miyazaki’s Slave
Gold Member
Yes. Are old am I!
Closer to Trollpher than Peggies
Closer to Trollpher than Peggies
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
When I was 44 I felt 25 (and hung out with lots of people in my 20s, total debauchery).
Now that I'm 47 I feel like I'm 60.
Partied way too hard.
Now that I'm 47 I feel like I'm 60.
Partied way too hard.
dispensergoinup
Member
Used to run games off of cassette tapes old.
JimmyRustler
Member
Are there even people under 30 here?
I'm 39... 40 in about 2 weeks.
Don't even feel old.
I'm 39... 40 in about 2 weeks.
Don't even feel old.
German Shocks
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
kpopSuperstar
Gold Member
40.
The youth don't care about forums, hence why we skew so old.
Forums was the main hub for things 10-15 years ago, so I guess it's in our blood.
Crosssing 40 is honestly the weirdest of times, everything on the internet is skewed for teenagers, because they are the most active on the internet, so everything is built for them.
It makes you feel so old when most of the content is driven by people 20 years younger. Even though 40 ain't old at all.
When I was 18, I thought of 30 as ancient, when I was 30, I though 40 was old man territory. Now that I am here, I feel like I won't be properly old until I am in my mid 60s.
I just need to figure out a way to make the years slow down because things are going by way too fast.
The youth don't care about forums, hence why we skew so old.
Forums was the main hub for things 10-15 years ago, so I guess it's in our blood.
Crosssing 40 is honestly the weirdest of times, everything on the internet is skewed for teenagers, because they are the most active on the internet, so everything is built for them.
It makes you feel so old when most of the content is driven by people 20 years younger. Even though 40 ain't old at all.
When I was 18, I thought of 30 as ancient, when I was 30, I though 40 was old man territory. Now that I am here, I feel like I won't be properly old until I am in my mid 60s.
I just need to figure out a way to make the years slow down because things are going by way too fast.
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Be extremely unhappy and have no routines. Scientifically proven to extend subjective time!
Aesius
Member
It's doubly weird for those of us who grew up with the internet and internet culture in general. Our generation defined the modern internet and now we're basically out-of-touch boomers. It's Gen Z's playground now with Gen Alpha arriving daily.