ProtoCents
Banned
So we're all 23. We don't get to spend a lot of time together since we all went to college in different states and after college we've all moved away from our hometown. Well over the New Year's break we thought that we'd have a guys night like old times. Sleeping over at one friend's basement just playing games and drinking beer. So we drink. All day. Just beer though so we're all still functional. Or so I thought.
Well watching one person play Skyward Sword got boring after 5 hours so we decided to play some DotA 2. Or more like I decided to play and they could just gaze upon my awesome skills (I went 11-14 as Viper >.<) But as I'm playing one friend keeps fondling his nuts underneath his basketball shorts. After telling him several times, "Yo, cut that out man, Fucking nasty." he just decides that it will be hilarious to just pull out his dick and wave it around. Me and the other friend just glance at each other and realize that he is a total light weight and was feeling the alcohol too much.
Flash forward to later that night. People start trying to get the best bed to sleep in. I'm already trying to pass out in one room but I hear from the other room what's going on. More dick waving, this time from the other person, to try and get him out of his bed. Later, they both come in my room dick waving. I hide under the sheets like Uncle Sandusky is coming for his nightly raspberries. Eventually someone steps on a bottle of body wash and it gets all the fuck over the carpet. That ends the night antics.
But next morning guess what I wake up to? Dick jiggling in my face.
Woops... I lost the last paragraph
Does anyone have friends like this? Super immature? Waving dicks?
Well watching one person play Skyward Sword got boring after 5 hours so we decided to play some DotA 2. Or more like I decided to play and they could just gaze upon my awesome skills (I went 11-14 as Viper >.<) But as I'm playing one friend keeps fondling his nuts underneath his basketball shorts. After telling him several times, "Yo, cut that out man, Fucking nasty." he just decides that it will be hilarious to just pull out his dick and wave it around. Me and the other friend just glance at each other and realize that he is a total light weight and was feeling the alcohol too much.
Flash forward to later that night. People start trying to get the best bed to sleep in. I'm already trying to pass out in one room but I hear from the other room what's going on. More dick waving, this time from the other person, to try and get him out of his bed. Later, they both come in my room dick waving. I hide under the sheets like Uncle Sandusky is coming for his nightly raspberries. Eventually someone steps on a bottle of body wash and it gets all the fuck over the carpet. That ends the night antics.
But next morning guess what I wake up to? Dick jiggling in my face.
Woops... I lost the last paragraph
Does anyone have friends like this? Super immature? Waving dicks?
