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bishoptl · May 23, 2012

Heads will fucking roll, I promise you

Smellycat · May 23, 2012

huh? I didn't notice product placement in the trailer.

Log4Girlz · May 23, 2012

Wasn't me. I swear.

DMczaf · May 23, 2012

bishoptl said:
Heads will fucking roll, I promise you

You wanted an R rating, you have to deal with the consequences.

SCULLIBUNDO · May 23, 2012

bishop's avatar goes so well with the thread title.

blame space · May 23, 2012

it was Ice Cube

TheKaeptain · May 23, 2012

Spoiler

TheSeks · May 23, 2012

What? I didn't notice any beer in the trailer. Then again I was laughing at my date for covering their eyes (but they could still hear the trailer while I couldn't) to "avoid seeing the trailer."

Previous · May 23, 2012

THIRST

Ultima_5 · May 23, 2012

Coors seems to target 80s nostalgia....

Count of Monte Sawed-Off · May 23, 2012

They have the awesome futuristic shit on the bottle that tells you when the beer is cold. You know, so you don't have to use your hand.

dream · May 23, 2012

Bud Light won't pay them nothin

Hot Coldman · May 23, 2012

And it turns out the Xenomorphs were constructed from old Burger King waste.

bishoptl · May 23, 2012

They just showed it on NBC.

"SOME THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE"
big ol' spaceship wide shot

"SOME THIRST FOR POWER"
cool HUD sequence...wait, there's a faint outline of a can onscreen?

"SOME THIRST FOR something else which I can't remember"
Fassbender non-penis shot...the can is growing bigger! and it's beading! and there's a C on it

"ALL THIRST FOR ICE COLD COORS"
Big shot of Coors can all up in my grill, yo.

Prometheuscomingsoontoatheaternearyou

Horrific.

TheKaeptain · May 23, 2012

dream said:
Bud Light won't pay them nothin

ZROCOOL · May 23, 2012

Coors fans will watch now. Genius

Alligatorjandro · May 23, 2012

Ban Coors for a month

The Elite · May 23, 2012

bishoptl said:
They just showed it on NBC.

"SOME THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE"
big ol' spaceship wide shot

"SOME THIRST FOR POWER"
cool HUD sequence...wait, there's a faint outline of a can onscreen?

"SOME THIRST FOR something else which I can't remember"
Fassbender non-penis shot...the can is growing bigger! and it's beading! and there's a C on it

"ALL THIRST FOR ICE COLD COORS"
Big shot of Coors can all up in my grill, yo.

Prometheuscomingsoontoatheaternearyou

Horrific.

I need to see this.

remz · May 23, 2012

bishoptl said:
They just showed it on NBC.

"SOME THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE"
big ol' spaceship wide shot

"SOME THIRST FOR POWER"
cool HUD sequence...wait, there's a faint outline of a can onscreen?

"SOME THIRST FOR something else which I can't remember"
Fassbender non-penis shot...the can is growing bigger! and it's beading! and there's a C on it

"ALL THIRST FOR ICE COLD COORS"
Big shot of Coors can all up in my grill, yo.

Prometheuscomingsoontoatheaternearyou

Horrific.

Is this for real? seriously? hahahah

that's awful but it's also kind of hillarious

bishoptl · May 23, 2012

I found the abomination up on the Youtubes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mKh5AzGhKs

*hisssssssss*

Previous · May 23, 2012

http://movieline.com/2012/05/22/prometheus-coors-light-video/

Id direct link the youtube but I guess I made the mistake of giving Google my real age when I signed up years ago..

edit: beaten

Davidion · May 23, 2012

I can see the embryonic fluid that facehugger eggs are filled with tasting exactly like Coors, so I don't quite see why you're so outraged.

SCULLIBUNDO · May 23, 2012

Nope. Won't watch!

dabig2 · May 23, 2012

dream said:
Bud Light won't pay them nothin

Now, time for me to go mount Charlize Theron

in my head

AndyD · May 23, 2012

Scullibundo said:
bishop's avatar goes so well with the thread title.

I always go on guard when I see bishop posting. I think its the avatar, because it does not happen with any other mod.

Also, I bought one of the bishop gaf t-shirts and i only wore it once. I see it hanging up in the closet and i look away. Its hilarious.

As to the commercial, BONGGG! BONGGG! I hate that sound.

StriKeVillain · May 23, 2012

Uh, spoilers!

friskykillface · May 23, 2012

i did, sorry

lol spoilers

way more · May 23, 2012

They won't have beer in the future?

Atramental · May 23, 2012

*CRINGE*

Ughhuhughuhuhuh.

MiniBossBattle · May 23, 2012

I am gonna say Radium worked on this promo but can't confirm it.

bengraven · May 23, 2012

[spoilers]OMG the space jockey is Coors![/spoilers]

CF_Fighter · May 23, 2012

Game over man, game over!

DopeyFish · May 23, 2012

Why are you watching hockey on NBC?

CBC exists for a reason!

G-Fex · May 23, 2012

HAHAHAHA.

Clever!

So much for them, we got to the Prometheus of the problem.

ChiTownBuffalo · May 23, 2012

What's wrong with Coors?

Its a fine banquet pilsner and employs many people in Colorado, as well as other locations.

My mother for one.

I <3 Coors.

Although, technically she works for CoorsTek.

Horse Detective · May 23, 2012

Space Jockeys are classier than that. Sponsor a gin company.

Sub_Level · May 23, 2012

We always have brand name advertising on board. Company policy. You got the feds, commerce, colonial administration all needing advertisement. But don't let that fool you, it's really an ok practice.

xbhaskarx · May 23, 2012

I wasn't gonna watch this PoS before but I will have to check it out just for the refreshing Coors...

Dead Man · May 23, 2012

bishoptl said:
I found the abomination up on the Youtubes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mKh5AzGhKs

*hisssssssss*

That is the worst thing I have ever seen. And that bottle design is ridiculous.

Horse Detective · May 23, 2012

Sub_Level said:
We always have brand name advertising on board. Company policy. You got the feds, commerce, colonial administration all needing advertisement. But don't let that fool you, it's really an ok practice.

Okay I lol'd.

Switters · May 23, 2012

YOU ARE AN OLD MAN AND A FOOL!

*Brought to you by the makers of mead.

Replicant · May 23, 2012

It's good to know that in whatever century of the future, one beer brand still exists.

Fimbulvetr · May 23, 2012

bishoptl said:
I found the abomination up on the Youtubes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mKh5AzGhKs

*hisssssssss*

They aren't even trying anymore, holy crap.

Man · May 23, 2012

There is actually a significant spoiler in that commercial.

DON'T READ if virgin eyes etc

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Goreomedy · May 23, 2012

Man said:
There is actually a significant spoiler in that commercial.

DON'T READ if virgin eyes etc

tkjsskjsdfhshkfitshowsafacebursteraksdjasdha

Does that spoiler require beer goggles?

Metalmurphy · May 23, 2012

Doesnt really seem to be a trailer for Prometheus but just an ad for the drink.

Amagon · May 23, 2012

bishoptl said:
I found the abomination up on the Youtubes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mKh5AzGhKs

*hisssssssss*

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

d0c_zaius · May 23, 2012

thank you for showing this to me.

Now I have an outlet for my anger.

UrokeJoe · May 23, 2012

If Coors thought like a corporation... Bawahahaha...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M6TnGTcemc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxfFZHeF78Q

Jibbajabbawockky · May 23, 2012

NO! The air temperature is too hot for beer!

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