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I want what Von Trier's having. 12 new (possibly/very NSFW) posters for NYMPHOMANIAC

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Ew man. That last guys bottom row of teeth look awkwardly small. Like he filed them down or something. Makes me want to throw up.
 
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Willem Dafoe really, really knows how to fuck. Like you can just look at him and tell. He's not incredibly handsome (although to a subset of women I think he'd be absolutely irresistable, he seems like he has a love it or hate it vibe going for him), he has creepy eyes and lips and fingers, he does have a certain physical presence going for him which is probably a large part of why certain people would love him physically.

But beyond all that, every time I look at him I can't stop thinking about how good he probably is at fucking. He undoubtedly gets his women (specific women) insatiably turned on before even touching them. He knows what to say, and every movement is artful. For him romance is a ballet, a silent undercurrent with intermittent throbs. A forbidden fruit so close to your fingertips that every inch seems like a million miles.

I would like to take this moment to thank Willem Dafoe for how awesome he is at romance inside of my imagination.
 
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Timedog said:
Willem Dafoe really, really knows how to fuck. Like you can just look at him and tell. He's not incredibly handsome (although to a subset of women I think he'd be absolutely irresistable, he seems like he has a love it or hate it vibe going for him), he has creepy eyes and lips and fingers, he does have a certain physical presence going for him which is probably a large part of why certain people would love him physically.

But beyond all that, every time I look at him I can't stop thinking about how good he probably is at fucking. He undoubtedly gets his women (specific women) insatiably turned on before even touching them. He knows what to say, and every movement is artful. For him romance is a ballet, a silent undercurrent with intermittent throbs. A forbidden fruit so close to your fingertips that every inch seems like a million miles.

I would like to take this moment to thank Willem Dafoe for how awesome he is at romance inside of my imagination.
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You watched Antichrist right?
 
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Krauser Kat

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Timedog said:
Willem Dafoe really, really knows how to fuck. Like you can just look at him and tell. He's not incredibly handsome (although to a subset of women I think he'd be absolutely irresistable, he seems like he has a love it or hate it vibe going for him), he has creepy eyes and lips and fingers, he does have a certain physical presence going for him which is probably a large part of why certain people would love him physically.

But beyond all that, every time I look at him I can't stop thinking about how good he probably is at fucking. He undoubtedly gets his women (specific women) insatiably turned on before even touching them. He knows what to say, and every movement is artful. For him romance is a ballet, a silent undercurrent with intermittent throbs. A forbidden fruit so close to your fingertips that every inch seems like a million miles.

I would like to take this moment to thank Willem Dafoe for how awesome he is at romance inside of my imagination.
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He also has a massive wang. They had to use a body double in one of his movies naked scenes because the director believed people wouldnt believe it was real.
 
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Resilient

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It looks like Willem is getting pegged, you can see his butt pointing out at the bottom. Take note GAF. He knows what's up.
 
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Replicant

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Those are some of the most unattractive O faces I've had the displeasure to see. Jamie Bell is probably the only one who looks remotely okay in those.
 
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Mordeccai

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Those are some of the most unattractive O faces I've had the displeasure to see. Jamie Bell is probably the only one who looks remotely okay in those.
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I like the posters because they aren't airbrushed to hell. Its nice to see an "O" face from hollywood that isn't glamorized. Again I know nothing about the movie but this was just my initial impression.

Anybody who has seen an O face in real life knows it's not a glamorous, attractive face based off of aesthetics alone. You are near the end of fucking, sweaty, body convulsing (hopefully) and totally zoned out. You aren't going to look like Brad Fucking Pitt or ScarJo while having an orgasm.
 
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