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No exactly superfresh, but this popped over my feeds thanks to an urologist friend.

Also, I'm not sure what this means for Germany.
*giggles over FakeGAF*

It seems that spam emails inviting men to try increasing the size of their member would be best targeted to addresses ending in .de.

According to the latest data release by the International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery (ISAPS), there were 2,786 operations estimated to have taken place in Europe’s biggest country - which is more than in any other nation.

The organisation estimates that there were 15,414 of these operations performed worldwide so almost one in five of those seeking to add centimetres to their member were in Germany.

It is not a huge amount of men deciding to have an intimate nip and tuck in Germany - it’s roughly eight out of every 100,000 adult males usually resident in the country. However, only Venezuela, where four out of every 100,000 adult males have a penis enlargement operation, comes anywhere near close to the German rate.

It’s worth pointing out here that the figures are not broken down by the nationality of the patient so it’s not necessarily German men or people that live there going for the procedure.

The German Centre for Urology and Phalloplasty Surgery claims to have performed over 6,000 penis enlargements (be warned there are graphic pictures available on the site). They claim to be able to enhance the length of the member by 3-6cm and the girth by 2-3cm. The cost of the operation? €9,600 (including materials and ancillary costs).

The growing trend for penis enlargement was noticed back in 2011 by English language site The Local. They reported the president of the German Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery as saying that the surgery was now the seventh most popular type of aesthetic operation for men in the country.

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Blast me if old.
 
Three times in a row?

/I don't want to live in this country anymore

Well, maybe we German doctors and future doctors are just THAT good that everyone wants to come here and get his wiener tuned.
 
If I had to guess, I'd say it's because we're less prude than many other countries and everybody in this country has insurance, which pays for penis enlargements if the small penis caused depressions or has a detrimental effect on the patient's sex life.
 
If I had to guess, I'd say it's because we're less prude than many other countries and everybody in this country has insurance, which pays for penis enlargements if the small penis caused depressions or has a detrimental effect on the patient's sex life.

Less prude?

You guys just have tiny penises. Nothing to be ashamed about. Seeking professional help is fine in this day and age.
 
If I had to guess, I'd say it's because we're less prude than many other countries and everybody in this country has insurance, which pays for penis enlargements if the small penis caused depressions or has a detrimental effect on the patient's sex life.
Ah, you are just trying to make up excuses :P
 
Yes. We're very open when it comes to sex, which makes it more likely people talk and ultimately do something about problems like this.

You are less open to sex when it comes down to us Dutch, though.

I do not see The Netherlands on that list even though we have fewer inhabitants.

I expected more from Italy. The majority is always so arrogant when it comes down to that.
 
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Are we the weird countries(+US state) on this planet or why?
Most weird news on GAF come from there. Guessing the country in the title has become one of GAF's running jokes.

Cannibalism and/or bizarre sex? Germany or Austria.
Killer bugs and shitty internet stuff? Australia.
A naked, middle aged lady on bath salts assaulted a cashier with a pink dildo when she was refused service? It's Florida. It's always Florida.
 
Are penis enlargement operations even viable? I mostly remember stories about people that had them and were not happy at all with the results or had medical problems afterwards
 
Are penis enlargement operations even viable? I mostly remember stories about people that had them and were not happy at all with the results or had medical problems afterwards
They are, but not everybody gets the same results. IIRC the gains range from 1 to 3 cm or so.

What plastic surgeons won't tell you is that the best way to gain a good couple of centimetres of D is to lose some fat in your underbelly. And since we are talking about a small piece of flesh, something like 2 cm can make a HUGE difference. I still remember the first time I went on a cutting diet. I was checking myself in the mirror after dropping about 8 kg and I was shocked by what I saw. "Where the fuck were you?" is all I could think about.

Seriously, gents. Lose some weight if you can.
 
Are penis enlargement operations even viable? I mostly remember stories about people that had them and were not happy at all with the results or had medical problems afterwards
According to a report I've seen a while ago, most enlargements are purely cosmetic, others are functional and actually work (those are also a lot more invasive and complicated). And German clinics perform both, whereas clinics in many other European countries appear to only perform cosmetic operations, which probably skews the numbers a bit.
 
I'm actually surprised of the numbers to be honest. I actually thought that there would be a higher number of men doing this now a days.
 
That sounds like clickbait and a lot of BS.
Even if not, that's LIFETIME operations, which boils down to like nothing.
 
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They don't seem that small in the before pics. Why would you let someone cut into your dick (disclaimer: I have absolutely no idea how this surgery works) unless it's actually a problem.
Insecurity and hedonism. Maybe they are also showers?

Let's be clear here: small penis fears are crippling for some men. Society and media definitely don't help.
 
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They don't seem that small in the before pics. Why would you let someone cut into your dick (disclaimer: I have absolutely no idea how this surgery works) unless it's actually a problem.

I seem to recall some stats about how it's usually the average sized people who turn out to be more insecure about their penis size.
 
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