"Angry" Joe the Hedgehog
Joe grew up on a Farm near Frog Forest and was surrounded by Friends and Family. One Day he decided to move up North to Westopiles and got a Job at Burger king to get himself some Cash. Over Time he got a Better Job as a Famous Youtuber who Reviewed and Played Games. He became a Massive Success and got himself alot of Cash via his Impressive Army of Subscribers. He got himself a Nice House in the Center of Westopiles and continued his Job as a Reviewer. But he had a yearning for Adventure and was Inspired by the Heroics of Sonic and Co. He soon proved to be a Hero when he Single Handedly Protected Station Square from an Eggman Mech. He became a Valuable and Beloved Friend and Allie to Sonic and Co
You hear that shit? Mine is a successful Youtuber who plays video games. Already better than your moist ass hedgehog's day job.
Special Abilities
Can Run up to 1450 MPH.
Has Strength that Rivals Knuckles.
Gets Stronger and Faster the Angrier he becomes.
Can Hack into a Variety of Machines and Databases.
Can easily Charm a Women.
Is a Master at Handling Fire Arms.
Impressive Hand-To-Hand Combat Skills.
That's almost twice the fucking speed of sound. Strong as Knuckles? Gets strong like the Hulk? Lady killer? Uber hacker? Awesome at, apparently, all forms of combat? Fuck, I bet this dude even has an uncle who works at Nintendo. What a badass. But here's the best part.
Weaknesses: Rarely he may get too Cocky and Underestimate the Enemy.
My only weakness is that rarely, RARELY, I start thinking too hard about how awesome I am and someone gets a leg up. Not because they're actually better than me, though. Just because I wasn't paying attention because I was probably too busy seducing all the hedgehog babes.
tl;dr my hedgehog beats up your hedgehog.