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[Alpende]

I have never seen the guy. He is my new hero.

 

[Arjen]

Love this guy, i already knew him because Kakhiel uses him all the time

I'd translate the text, but it's a pun in Dutch, doesn't make any sense in English.

It's something like.

Does Mum want any coffee?

I don't know.

I don't know a Doesmum

 

[stn]

Subbing just in case some of you photoshop experts decide to go to work!

 

[kulapik]

This is a goldmine: http://reddit.com/r/youdontsurf

 

[Moff]

laughed way to hard at this OP, excellent

 

[Nephtis]

Looks like Nate got over his embarrassment and decided to just straight up let his sister see what he was looking at.

 

[rtcn63]

Is dat mark gatiss

 

[kulapik]

 

[wondermega]

Pretty sure I've used this guy for a tax & flood insurance info graphic before

 

[BlackGhost]

This is a goldmine: http://reddit.com/r/youdontsurf

:LOL

 

[CaptainSlow]

I helped create my university's website when I was a student IT summer worker and the amount of stock photos I had to sift through to find one that didn't make you burst into awkward laughter was insane. Why not just take a camera, go around campus and take some pictures. Why do I have to sift through 1,000,000 photos to find a picture of 3 women sitting in the grass reading a book. Ugh

/end stock photo rant

Also, has anybody actually seen a picture of the guy used on a website? I can't imagine any web developer going... "Yes. YES! That's EXACTLY what I was looking for!"

 

[benjipwns]

oh god at these

amazing

 

[warthog]

Haha, thank you for a good laugh OP.

 

[Masquerader]

Antony Worrall Thompson has some odd hobbies these days~

 

[chaosaeon]

Some of these are practically begging to have doritos and dew shopped all around him as his mind pounds upon the glass his body cannot acknowledge. .

 

[HeySeuss]

These are the threads that pop up from time to time and remind me exactly why I love this site.

Good job OP

 

[wildfire]

I never thought I would see stock photo models getting a fan base.

 

[kulapik]

https://www.facebook.com/mauriceandmavis

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

I haven't laughed so much at an OP in some time. Bravo.

This one is the best for having the flowchart with "Project" as the title. "Start > ? > Success"

Start
?????
Profit!

 

[muteki]

 

[Salmonax]

The saddest of eyes.

 

[How About No]

lol

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Keep the captions coming.

Honestly, though, how the fuck does this guy get hired to do stock photos? When he smiles he looks like he's just opening his mouth wider.

 

[Twilight Gap]

 

[RangerBAD]

"I'm sorry, sir, you have seven days to live."

Now the pained look makes sense.

 

[EdmondD]

This man is filled with hate. His soul is as black as the abyss. He has killed many people. I can see it in his dead eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'.

 

[Ferrio]

Bitch took his coffee.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Thread of the year right here

Eat your heart out Eightbitnate

 

[mjontrix]

BAHAHAHAHA oh man too much!

 

[Ferrio]

This guy + random porn comment = win

 

[CrazyDogg77]

This is a goldmine: http://reddit.com/r/youdontsurf

These made me laugh way too hard

 

[ZackGamer]

LOL OMG

 

[Higgins113]

 

[Juz]

I laughed way too much.

 

[tauroxd]

This is a goldmine: http://reddit.com/r/youdontsurf

I'm dead... Seriously dead.

 

[Herbspiceguy]

I love silly threads like these, especially if they contain photoshopped images. OT at it's best.

 

[Gamble]

this is creepy and hysterical

 

[The Insane Dufresne]

That project photo is amazing

 

[AkuMifune]

Oh no, just sharted again.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Hahaha, "he might psychic" got me good.

 

[ScottSullivan]

These caption edits are fucking killing me oh man

 

[Gray Matter]

...breath... Can't... Breath.

 

[KevinRo]

I wonder what the ? box represents. Is it like "Did the project succeed yet? Y/N"

That's what a diamond box usually is, a conditional statement.

 

[CorvoSol]

I am on pain killers today and this thread is making me laugh way harder than I should be.

 

[Deified Data]

This is a goldmine: http://reddit.com/r/youdontsurf

That kid is clearly not his son.

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

OP has been filled with depressing threads or serious discussions for so long now. It's been a LONG time since a classic GAF thread like this has sprung up.

 

[DeadNames]

Man I fucking love stock photos. There's just something so... mysterious about them.

Like, that dude has a wife and kids and stuff, but he's been eternilized as a completely different dude in those pictures. In one, he's a guilty masturbaitor. In another, he's a friendly gamer. In another, he's a business leader. They posed for shots that aren't actually happening.

So much potential story in those photos. Absolutely mystifying.

 

[InFamousRaiden]

LMAO !

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

#dead

 

[TheJollyCorner]

Lmao. Reminds me of this

cry-laughing at this, lol