Florida_Man_5000
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Lol! But as long as the rainbow star child doesn't find us, we're good.I can just see it...
You found a way to travel to another galaxy on a remote, unhabited planet of the Milky Way that wasn't in the books. You get there and explore your first planet on foot... mysterious, beautiful, unlike anything you've seen in your own galaxy...when suddenly you hear noise behind a cliff, you look there carefully and... you see a base filled with Turians and Salarians!
Commander Tempest : "What the hell? What's going on? Why is there Turians and Salarians here?"
Turian captain : "Oh commander, nobody told you? This "remote and unhabited planet"(air quote similar to Turian Councilor in ME2) was know by all our top governments! There's plenty of all the Citadel races here, even Batarians and Vorchas found a way to get in this galaxy.
Commander Tempest 3 choices:
-That's great to hear
-Oh...they could have told me
-For fuck's sake!
I choose the "renegade" option: slugs the messenger then shoots his gun in the sky while screaming like Charles Hestin at the end of Planet of the Apes.