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Halo 2's midship.

To those who played this game.

Midship right. Is a map designer hiding a cock (pink tower - has shaft and bell end) and at the other side of the map a vagina with ovaries ( car side - with bubbles), right?

stinkles get in here and tell me this was an office joke back in the day that you guys thought someone would have found by now.
 

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Hubble

Member
Heretic in Halo 3 is just as good, and welp, Truth was bad in the Halo 5 beta. Truth does not come close to the character of Midship and Heretic.
 
Came in for a discussion about how it was brilliantly designed for objective gametypes for 2v2 on a single Xbox, but also worked beautifully on Xbox Live with more people.
Now I am not disappointed, just confused.
 

Toa TAK

Banned
Came in for a discussion about how it was brilliantly designed for objective gametypes for 2v2 on a single Xbox, but also worked beautifully on Xbox Live with more people.
Now I am not disappointed, just confused.

Same here. I was thinking it was an appreciation thread.
 
I mean the map is fucking amazing, brilliantly designed, one of my favourite fps maps of all time.

But one one hand, you have this penis at one side of the bridge.

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then on the other hand a bubble with a slit in the middle and two paths leading to two smaller bubbles, looking like a vagina and ovaries, best respresentation i could find is this.

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This is the halo 3 version, "red bubble" being an ovary and is symmetrical on other side.
 
Yeah, no. You should probably take a break from looking at reproductive organs, to get a sense that not all things are them.
 
My guess is that midship started as a cock joke. With pink tower being shaft, bellend and jizzhole and evolved to be opposite a vagina.
 
Wtf, you could say the same about anything else. Wait, is the Y button on the controller a penis while X and B are its balls? And is the left thumbstick a vagina? Pfffft.
 
Hey man, I just wanted to have a discussion over one of the best designed multiplayer maps of all time. Instead I get reproductive organs. I am crushed, good sir, CRUSHED.
 

Alo81

Low Poly Gynecologist
We're gonna need some real high res pics if we're to get anything worthwhile out of this thread
 
This is awfully remenesictent of that thread about the in-game vagina that guy saw when he was playing as a rat in some GameCube game back in the day.

I dig it, carry on folks!
 

Stinkles

Clothed, sober, cooperative
To those who played this game.

Midship right. Is a map designer hiding a cock (pink tower - has shaft and bell end) and at the other side of the map a vagina with ovaries ( car side - with bubbles), right?

stinkles get in here and tell me this was an office joke back in the day that you guys thought someone would have found by now.

"If you look for Toyota RAV4s once, eventually you see them everywhere" - Clifford Bleszinski, 2014
 
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