GAF would be a sight to behold if PlayStation doesn't take November.
Naw, the glory days are done. We have no villians anymore, no killer gifs, no cboats; we are left with off-white eggshell paint people: Krishnamurti is an old Japanese banker, Spencer is a corporate PR savant despite his motormouth, Shawn Layton and Andrew House might as well be old Japanese bankers.
Finally, now that the console releases are out of sync, there are no head to head battles and MS and Sony put stuff on PC while Ninty is on mobile.
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Anyway, here are my wall of shame predictions:
Nintendo will win everything. Switch will be a massive hit. Their mobile game revenue will be greater than their hardware + ecosystem + traditional software combined for 9 out of the next 10 years.
In 2028, videogame sytems will be outlawed by the neo liberal elite because they cause global warming and make economies less competitive. They will be re-legalized in 2032, however, because the lack of neural anesthesia causes the masses to wake up leading to the potential overthrow of the neoliberal global elite and declining superhero movie revenue.
Oh, and Bill Clinton will be the first recipient of the secret cure for aging, making him immortal.