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Mass Effect Andromeda Will Feature "Full Nudity" & "Softcore Space Porn" - Yongyea

Soph

Member
They better have that HD rumble for the Switch version, oh wait there's no Switch version. Missed opportunity!
 

Fisty

Member
In grand Bioware romance tradition, they will look like poorly constructed mannequins rubbing against each other, but this time they'll be loosely recognizable as being nude.

I wonder if Bioware has learned how to properly render ears and hands yet... not sure I want to see space boobs from them
 

bltn

Member
A YouTube video of someone reading tweets. What a waste, could simply have been a link.

Looking forward to the space porn though!
 
I want creativity in my science-fiction anatomy and lovemaking.

"bristling with nipples"

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In grand Bioware romance tradition, they will look like poorly constructed mannequins rubbing against each other, but this time they'll be loosely recognizable as being nude.

I wonder if Bioware has learned how to properly render ears and hands yet... not sure I want to see space boobs from them
Yep. The scenes in DAI weren't hot at all.
 

xealo

Member
You won't see a penny from me unless I get some clap action blasting over my speaker system.

They'd get slapped with an Adult Only rating if they went full frontal nudity and featured genitalia. It's in their own best interest to not go quite that far.
 

sjay1994

Member
God I fucking hate how useless these fucking things are in Bioware games. I only bother with the relationship for the achievement.

SFMer's make better porn than Bioware.
 

Vlodril

Member
Is it even a problem anymore? Witcher 3 (and 2) gave no fucks about sex and full nudity there wasnt any uproar.
 

sjay1994

Member
Is it even a problem anymore? Witcher 3 (and 2) gave no fucks about sex and full nudity there wasnt any uproar.

At least witcher 3 was creative with their sex scenes.

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ME is just this awkward softcore slapping that feels like such a stupid addition to the game.
 
Is it even a problem anymore? Witcher 3 (and 2) gave no fucks about sex and full nudity there wasnt any uproar.

There probably won't be much of an uproar, but on the other hand nobody is really expecting BioWare to really handle it maturely. At best it's going to be janky awkward prom night sex that wants you to take it seriously. You know, Heavy Rain.
 

Havel

Member
Not sure if I want to look at BioWare's take on genitalia considering they have proved time and time again that they can't model natural looking faces or bodies. They are rivaled only by Bethesda in that regard.
 

TheYanger

Member
I'm surprised that so many people are surprised.

DA:I had nudity in mostof the sex scenes and it was totally tasteful and fine. I assume ME:A will be largely the same.
 
Not gonna lie I'm now kinda interested in this game. Had no interest in it before as I found the previous titles to be a slog, but I might rent this one.
 
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