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[Cuburt]

Since when did ME: A become a Vita exclusive?

 

[Schlorgan]

It's not a penis, it's a sperm injection apparatus and it takes 7 Vorcha to haul around.

It detaches in combat for convenience.

They actually tuck it; it's their hump.

 

[Stormblessed]

It was the only way to top the cringe of the scenes in Inquisition, I hear.

 

[dh4niel]

Big ol' alien dicks and space tiddys.

Spoiler

Day One

 

[eFKac]

Alix Wilton Reagan in this? If yes then I might just buy it.

 

[gate stormer]

Do you want nipple sized fingers or finger sized nipples? In Mass Effect Andromeda, anything is possible.

 

[grimmiq]

I'm guessing they were a bit sheepish after the whole "Debby does Dallas in Space" comments in mainstream media regarding Mass Effect 1, then Witcher 3 came out and they thought "Wait...we can show that much?!"

 

[Man Called Aerodynamics]

Double hilarious when they give a pass to the Witcher in the same breath.

Didn't you know, when The Witcher has sex scenes it's mature and artistic.

Mass Effect is just a waifu simulator for horny teens, so embarrassing. Cringe, Vita, neckbeard, etc. So immature.

 

[TheGameshark]

Ahaha yup

 

[gate stormer]

Hahaha I almost forgot the obligatory https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=csUf0MAUIs4

 

[Tovarisc]

I'm guessing they were a bit sheepish after the whole "Debby does Dallas in Space" comments in mainstream media regarding Mass Effect 1, then Witcher 3 came out and they thought "Wait...we can show that much?!"

I wonder how much culture has to do with difference there. US has famously... odd culture when it comes to sexuality and sex.

 

[ArtificialIntelligence]

I've just placed my preorder. This is gonna be awesome!

 

[VibratingDonkey]

What can one get away with without triggering an AO nowadays?
Is it weird like how movies only get to have X amount of curse words before the rating goes up? Max three flaccid penises per 10 hours?

 

[Aeana]

Since when did ME: A become a Vita exclusive?

I believe the characters in Mass Effect are of age.

 

[WrenchNinja]

Didn't you know, when The Witcher has sex scenes it's mature and artistic.

Mass Effect is just a waifu simulator for horny teens, so embarrassing. Cringe, Vita, neckbeard, etc. So immature.

I don't see any Witcher fans trying to figure out what Yennefer's sweat tastes like

 

[LycanXIII]

Mass Erect

Is that Geoff?

 

[EdwardTivrusky]

There's a good chance this might be one of the times when a game is censored everywhere apart from Germany

DE import pre-order confirmed.

 

[TheGameshark]

Mass Erect


Is that Geoff?

Yes

 

[Dabanton]

Wolfenstein: The New Order was also terrific.

There was a tenderness to that scene and their relationship in general that I don't think I've seen elsewhere in gaming.

Forgot about that one. That was great as well. The togetherness and intimacy in such a bleak setting, felt earned by the characters.

 

[SoRuffShoNuff]

Reading the title of this thread, I just now realised that I never romanced anybody in my recent playthrough of the trilogy, or with either of my two characters in DA: Inquisition.

Huh. It never even occurred to me.

Guess I must be done with the pointless, awkward as fuck looking, cringeworthy sex scenes in Bioware games.

Or you don't have the moves to get digital tang.

 

[JoduanER2]

I remember when god of war 3 was about to come out and they said there was going to be a sex scene like in the previous games and everyone got excited, good way to get people hyped for a game haha.

 

[Basketball]

 

[Haly]

This is just like in my Hanar x Elcor fanfics.

 

[etrain911]

I see they're going the Battleborn marketing route.

 

[Mediking]

Step your game up, Rockstar!

 

[Vlaphor]

I remember when god of war 3 was about to come out and they said there was going to be a sex scene like in the previous games and everyone got excited, good way to get people hyped for a game haha.

God of War 3's sex scene is still one of the best in gaming in my opinion. You interrupt a lesbian three-way to have sex with a goddess so hard that the other two women suddenly have sex with each other. That should be the basis for all other video game sex scenes. If I wanted tasteful depictions of sex, I wouldn't be looking for them in a shooty/kill video game

 

[DJMicLuv]

Softcore?
Zero G cumshots or I'm not interested.

 

[Bisnic]

We know krogans have 4 testicles(established in ME1 i think), do we really want to see this ingame? DO WE?

 

[Lan Dong Mik]

Softcore?
Zero G cumshots or I'm not interested.

Yeah, I don't need no more Emmanuel in Space softcore bullllllshit. This better be on some Star Whores level shit or GTFO

 

[Vlaphor]

Softcore?
Zero G cumshots or I'm not interested.

https://youtu.be/U5ewfyyE6DI?t=144

Imagine this, but white instead of red...and the guns are actually penises.

 

[Memnoch]

Man that's just not necessary.

 

[Kurumi]

I ain't gay but tell me you haven't wondered just how massive a Krogan's penis is?

Well now

 

[Nokagi]

Time to preorder.

 

[grimmiq]

Mass Erect


Is that Geoff?

Yeah, he went on FOX to try and talk about how the romance scenes in Mass Effect weren't very graphic, were short and required a large amount of playtime, were optional and required the player to make certain dialog choices as well as being with characters you develop a relationship/rapport with.

I think the interview basically ended with 1 person saying "I don't want my child playing Debbie Does Dallas in Space" and another saying "It doesn't matter if there's a choice, a young boy would always choose the sex option.".

 

[Lanrutcon]

Ok, but are they going to give the alien folk weird genitalia or phone it in?

 

[Bisnic]

Yeah, he went on FOX to try and talk about how the romance scenes in Mass Effect weren't very graphic, were short and required a large amount of playtime, were optional and required the player to make certain dialog choices as well as being with characters you develop a relationship/rapport with.

I think the interview basically ended with 1 person saying "I don't want my child playing Debbie Does Dallas in Space" and another saying "It doesn't matter if there's a choice, a young boy would always choose the sex option.".

So basically they just admit they didn't give a shit about the ESRB rating?

 

[Outrun]

80sGAF right there

 

[AuthenticM]

I believe the characters in Mass Effect are of age.

LMAO

 

[psynergylover]

Indubitably

 

[StevePharma]

If those nudity models are provided as is in the game, the SFM community is gonna have a field day with is. They were going to either way, but wooooo boy, there's gonna be a lot of SFM content really fast I'm guessing.

 

[Trey]

Sexbox is back, baby.

 

[rhandino]

I don't see any Witcher fans trying to figure out what Yennefer's sweat tastes like

Why would they? The game really makes a point to inform you that it tastes like gooseberries and lilac.

Wait.

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Since when did ME: A become a Vita exclusive?

I believe the characters in Mass Effect are of age.

Screaming

 

[Brokun]

Ok, but are they going to give the alien folk weird genitalia or phone it in?

 

[Taliban Stan]

All of them have had "softcore porn", haven't they? I assume that's how they refer to the sex scenes.

 

[grimmiq]

So basically they just admit they didn't give a shit about the ESRB rating?

Pretty much, still baffles me how video games have the same sorts of ratings as films and tv shows, and parents will look at a movie poster, see the R or the M rating and think "My 12 year old can't watch that." but see the exact same thing on the case of a game and their brain seems to go "It's a game so obviously it's OK for children!".

 

[Catvoca]

tbqh the DA:I sex scenes were pretty well done.

Yeah. Even the kissing looked fine IIRC

I ain't gay but tell me you haven't wondered just how massive a Krogan's penis is?

 

[foxuzamaki]

Remember that a lot of western gamers hate VN-esque romance options in a lot of Japanese games, make sure to point to this game from now on

 

[Back-In-Black]

tbqh the DA:I sex scenes were pretty well done.

They also had nudity.

 

[The Wise Old Man]

This is stupid. Compared to the fan made stuff on the internet, it's going down to be tame. What audience are they going for here? Give me insertion or give me nothing at all. No lousy half steps please.

 

[foxuzamaki]

Sci-Fi Meet and Fuck

I already played that one