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[Meneses]

What's the title this time? SeXbox again? Playstation 4 play? Playstation 4 some? Penetrationstation?

4play station

 

[TheYanger]

Finally, a triple AAA publisher has the guts to stick it to the authoritarian regime of the ESRB, when it comes to nudity. I'm glad they are acknowledging the enourmous success, and taboo breaking, The Witcher 3 had on the gaming industry.

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Dragon Age came out before Witcher 3, and featured probably almost exactly the same kind of nudity that this is referring to. I would go even farther and say that the nudity in DA:I was a lot more tasteful than TW3 (and I have no problem with TW3, I love that game).

 

[Harlequin]

No Turian dong = no buy!

I thought Turians have cloacas . That being said, I too am hoping for some dicks to be shown (though personally I don't really care about Turian dicks... not even if they had dicks).

What's the title this time? SeXbox again? Playstation 4 play? Playstation 4 some? Penetrationstation?

Why not PlayStation 4 Skin ?

 

[joms5]

What? I expect at least 30 vice articles about fucking in MEA.

Given Patrick's juvenile reaction to the tame content in Yakuza 0, I would argue differently. But anything is possible.

 

[GifGafIsTheBestGaf]

 

[mindsale]

And yet Borderlands remains the first to have ever depicted vulva in a game.

Spoiler

 

[Beerman462]

4play station

Good

I thought Turians have cloacas . That being said, I too am hoping for some dicks to be shown (though personally I don't really care about Turian dicks... not even if they had dicks).



Why not PlayStation 4 Skin ?

Eww lol

 

[Glitchesarecool]

So many people desperate for canonical sex scenes, with the inability to discuss the subject intelligently.

 

[10k]

Like if Krogans have secondary and tertiary organs maybe they have two Penis's? And they can twirl them together like Tails from Sonic?

 

[spekkeh]

Lesbian sex scene in the shower = good
Lesbian sex scene in the shower while clothed like in Mass Effect 3 = ...uhh, yeah this can work for me, I guess.

Yeah okay that was the only one that was still hot even if it was ridiculous. I was playing ManShep though. My wife told me she accidentally shagged the yeoman. But she only told me like waaay after, when it wasn't kinky anymore. Ahem

 

[Harlequin]

Eww lol

Foreskins are wonderful .

 

[The Wise Old Man]

So many people desperate for canonical sex scenes between characters.

Oh come on, like you wouldn't love a political scene at the space UN and suddenly the dialogue wheel gives you the option of saying "enough with diplomacy, let's fuck!" then the game switches over to a wild space orgy? I, for one, would welcome that.

 

[Haly]

So how does the ESRB handle alien dicks? Like is it measured by its similarity to human dicks, or is it the intent with which the dick is used?

 

[10k]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=114849301

This thread reminded me of this good ol' post.

 

[Cyanity]

My gayshep is gonna fuck so many alien dicks that he might forget to save the universe

 

[Mediking]

Lmao gonna cry laughing if blowjobs and handjobs are in the game.

 

[DashReindeer]

 

[Khezu]

They should just out source it to some SFM artist.

Actually is artist the right term for that? Developer? Smut peddler?

 

[komorebi]

So how does the ESRB handle alien dicks? Like is it measured by its similarity to human dicks, or is it the intent with which the dick is used?

Not sure if it makes a vas deferens tbh

 

[Shapingo]

Yeah!

Blue Chix and Chill

 

[Harlequin]

My gayshep is gonna fuck so many alien dicks that he might forget to save the universe

Don't forget to use protection. Who knows what kinds of foreign STDs those Andromeda aliens are carrying .

Hm, now I'm wondering if different alien species have differently coloured spunk LOL.

 

[SolicitorPirate]

God I hope that Turian lady is into other women

 

[WeirdoStalkerJr]

i wanna fuck Jaal

Then your cock and balls fall off.

 

[shandy706]

And yet Borderlands remains the first to have ever depicted vulva in a game.

You may want to see a doctor.

 

[SprachBrooks]

Looks like we won't be getting a VICE review.

Glad they finally decided to ditch the silly clothed romance scenes. Just waiting to see if this looks more silly or less now.

I'm confused, why would VICE not review the game because of nudity?

 

[Blastoise]

sfm hype

 

[Instro]

So are both Ryder twins in the game at the same time... 🤔

 

[Tovarisc]

So are both Ryder twins in the game at the same time... 🤔

Yes, they are.

 

[Principate]

So are both Ryder twins in the game at the same time... 🤔

Your not going to have incest in this game. Or I at least hope not

 

[Zasa]

Forecast for the day, Bob?

 

[Already Torn]

Forecast for the day, Bob?

Tropical Storm John is my character's name

 

[Tovarisc]

Your not going to have incest in this game. Or I at least hope not

Fanfic and Rule34 have your incestRyder needs covered already, I hear.

 

[semiconscious]

I have full confidence in Bioware to not make this awkward, pointless, and out of place whatsoever.

the man speaks for us all! ...

 

[Uno Venova]

Good, tired of going to private trackers for my video game hentai needs.

 

[Vlaphor]

They should just out source it to some SFM artist.

Actually is artist the right term for that? Developer? Smut peddler?

Artisan, sculptor, or master-creator would also apply to some of the work I've seen.

I was thinking that myself, but then I realized that a good chunk of SFM artists also work in areas that could cause quite a bit of controversy if linked to a major company. StudioFOW does animation work that is on par with stuff I've seen from major studios, but they're also the group whom Kotaku introduced as "The People Who Make Brutal Video Game Porn", and that's not really a headline that major publishers really want associated with their brand, at least explicitly. I'm sure there's some way around that by hiring the individuals as contractors with no mention of their parent group/SFM name, but don't expect to see a "StudioFOW" logo pop up before a game next a "Bioware" logo any time soon.

 

[Steve.1981]

Or you don't have the moves to get digital tang.

Yo step off me dude, I got all the moves. Did everyone available in the trilogy at one point or another over multiple female/male/gay/straight characters. Been there, done it all, had nightmares about the various unnatural ways that bodies awkwardly collide together in the Mass Effect universe...

 

[Cloukyo]

It's bad enough that you have to see those hideous character models with their clothes on...

 

[Kimaka]

I'm confused, why would VICE not review the game because of nudity?

This one time Patrick over exaggerated being embarrassed over an erotic scene in Yakuza 0 so now they are all horrible prudes.

 

[Crooked16th]

I hope it's not as awkward as the dancing in rain scene with Quiet in Mgs V because I could see it going that route.

 

[Tovarisc]

I hope it's not as awkward as the dancing in rain scene with Quiet in Mgs V because I could see it going that route.

I think we need to wait for Death Stranding before that shitshow of character (interaction) design can be topped.

 

[Rizific]

Well, that's strange. Can't say it'll have any effect on my buying the game. But softcore porn in my vidya? Ok, I guess.

 

[Kawngi]

pre-order justified ))

 

[todesengel1432]

It'd be nice if games could get over the usual American bashfulness about full frontal nudity. Doesn't really mean we need to have a bunch of soft porn scenes in these games, those tend to be just awkward as hell, but titillation and intimate scenes are great ways to create interesting character interaction. The way supposed mature games skirt away from adult relations in Western games is rather silly to me. W3 was very welcome change, but even that was a bit too focused on the awkward act, outside the few main romance scenes.

You don't realize that America was founded with Puritanism, and Christian values in mind (note I'm not saying the U.S government).So you can see why nudity and sex are societal taboos at least for some Americans. You can say the same with the Japanese and pixelating the nether regions of the the two sexes. I agree with what you said about The Witcher 3.

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Dragon Age came out before Witcher 3, and featured probably almost exactly the same kind of nudity that this is referring to. I would go even farther and say that the nudity in DA:I was a lot more tasteful than TW3 (and I have no problem with TW3, I love that game).

I totally agree with you The only drawback was that In DA:I was that the Iron Bull/Sera romances had silly moments. Yes, like you TW3 is a game that blew my expectations and is one of my personal top ten games.

 

[Zasa]

Tropical Storm John is my character's name

I support you, fam.

 

[IanVanCheese]

This one time Patrick over exaggerated being embarrassed over an erotic scene in Yakuza 0 so now they are all horrible prudes.

Can't speak for everyone, but I've been calling for dongs since day one.

 

[ebev91]

IT'S TRUCK SHEPARD!

 

[i-Lo]

Will Fox News pick this up and will Mr. Keighley will have once again defend the honour of the medium, you know, in 2016 when average age of a gamer is above say, EC?

Also, guess this means that I'll be calling the male Ryder, "Monsoon" which is a shame because I really wanted to play as the female.

HOLY FUCKING HEYSUS CHRIST!!!

 

[Poodlestrike]

Ed for next page!

 

[ebev91]

Will Fox News pick this up and will Mr. Keighley will have once again defend the honour of the medium, you know, in 2016 when average age of a gamer is above say, EC?

Also, guess this means that I'll be calling the male Ryder, "Monsoon" which is a shame because I really wanted to play as the female.



HOLY FUCKING HEYSUS CHRIST!!!

Doubt they'll even do a story on it. There's tons of nudity in video games now. Plus they'll probably just be busy doing political coverage.

 

[Poodlestrike]

Is this the official anthem of Mass Effect Andromeda?

Spoiler

Yes