Me too
Poor Miranda. The scanning machine broke down with Yvonne Strahovski inside, right? Looks nothing like her. Seems the same thing happened with female Ryder in Andromeda.
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Mass Effect Andromeda Will Feature "Full Nudity" & "Softcore Space Porn" - Yongyea
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Poor Miranda. The scanning machine broke down with Yvonne Strahovski inside, right? Looks nothing like her. Seems the same thing happened with female Ryder in Andromeda.
This thread is pure gold lol
The Wise Old Man
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Jesus I can't wait to jam my Krogans uncut ram rod into some Asari's blue roast beef curtains.
Chaos2Frozen
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Guys, calm down.
Lunafreya Nox Fleuret
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More like cringe as hell.
It just means that GAF is a bunch of horndogs to me.
Complistic
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That's exactly why it's hilarious. I can always rely on GAF for a good laugh lol.
Vulcano's assistant
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Now I'll really miss Vanderloo Shepard
Okay mister Lunafreya Nox Fleuret
CarbonatedFalcon
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Not sure if bait, but just looking at those comparison pics yeah, the female character doesn't look nearly as close to her model as the male one in terms of facial features.
Though it's hard to say if that's on purpose or if BioWare is just incompetent at modeling (scanning even?) women.
Son Of Sparda
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Would double dip just to get the cover lol
Valkerionseven
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Full alien vagina? Peni are so last gen.
AWizardDidIt
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100% bait
umop_3pisdn
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penises are timeless
BackLogJoe
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Space porn. Natalie Dormer.
Yes please.
Yes please.
Basketball
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Rellik
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Does virtual pene offend you?
So no fun means we can't have a side of Turian with a side of Hanar?
Basketball
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if that means I don't want to see my characters pene then sure
Son Of Sparda
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NightShift
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I seriously hope this is true. With this and Watch Dogs 2, it's showing the world that video games can be mature enough when it comes to nudity and sexual content. The less restrictive, the better.
Obliterator
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I'm really not sure what happened with this one. Like the guy looks spot on to the actor but the girl looks considerably different
No makeup, different hairstyle, and confirmation(from shinobi) of slight modifications done will do that.
They got the same jaw, mouth and nose. But i think it's really the eyes and hair that makes it hard to compare.
Obliterator
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Well I hate to say it, and who am I to judge, but I don't think they made the best choices there. The model just looks a bit off somehow, even before comparing it to the original actress. People picked up right off the bat that Fem Ryder just looked a tad bit weird early on and before most or any of us saw who she was based off of.
Meanwhile Male Ryder looks great, and not just because dude is handsome it just looks like they did a much better job on his model than hers
CharmingCharlie
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I have to say I was laughing my arse off at this. I mean sure the guy looks passably like the actor/face model. But dear god the woman. Honestly did no one at Bioware go "yeah erm we need to do the female character again". There is nothing about the female model that looks anything like the real actor/face model.
As for nudity/wobbly bits. I am sure it will be appropriately ....................... cringe inducing. Either way I cannot wait to see what mans1ay3r comes up with given this bounty of new material, We'll bang OK.
Bioware's mo-cop doesn't work for females, I'm guessing.
Yvonne, Jess Chobot, and now Jayde Rossi all got destroyed
Son Of Sparda
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I reposted that pic cause it was the comparison made in the original article, but I think this is better image for comparison sake.
She looks really good in this one, though I gotta admit that she still doesn't look like Jayde Rossi.
CommandThrower
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Was Bioware looking at some of the Steam Film Maker porn and say to themselves "We can do better"?
That's what I think of when I read this news.
That's what I think of when I read this news.
Mattakuevan
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Great, I can't wait to watch the most awkward shitty sex possible.
Already Torn
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This thread is about Mass Effect: Andromeda, not about the new mirror you installed on your ceiling.
MrTroubleMaker
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lol
Can't wait.
George Oscar Bluth II
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I'll see how far they go on YT. Never was one for video game romances.
AWizardDidIt
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oh snap. this thread discussing virtual poon just got real
Sounds like someone's jealous they're not getting some of that Krogan.
SargerusBR
I love Pokken!
GuessMyUserName
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Sounds like I better catch up with this "Mass Effect" series, hope it's good!