What does spreading butt cheeks even mean
Spreading the butt cheeks.
What does spreading butt cheeks even mean
Spreading butt cheeks seems pretty tame even in the US.
Goddamn, you are a mark lmao
......I think she thought I was cute. Not trying to joke myself here, I know it's her job, but cmon of course some of them find their clientele hot yes?
Not trying to joke myself here
Not trying to joke myself here
This is what I'm talkin bout!About eight years ago, me and some coworkers went to a strip club for my first and only time. It just so happened a girl I went to high school with was waitressing my group. I rarely talked to her in school, we ran with different crowds. It was pretty awkward at first, but then we started talking and reminiscing and we are still friends to this day.
op if you return to spend a few hundred on your favourite girl every weekend for a couple of months i'm sure she will go out with you and marry you
Those better have been the best butts in the world if you're paying $300. That seems like a ridiculous waste of money.like $300 USD
Uh I don't know but can we not automatically label sex work as some slave industry?
sarcasm? because I think this is possible perhaps but I am not sure...
Those better have been the best butts in the world if you're paying $300. That seems like a ridiculous waste of money.
Spreading butt cheeks seems pretty tame even in the US.
They were VERY nice. I'm serious. They were not old trucker butt or single mom butt. They were absolutely wonderful and that's not hyperbole. I would prefer not to be too vulgar in this thread with my descriptions but please take my word.
Watch the first episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.What does spreading butt cheeks even mean
What does spreading butt cheeks even mean
Depends. Did he spread buttcheeks in the not private conversation area, If yes, then I say that's special. To me it just sounds like he went a really good club but nothing that can't be found in the US.
sarcasm? because I think this is possible perhaps but I am not sure...
sarcasm? because I think this is possible perhaps but I am not sure...
The vast majority of it is.Uh I don't know but can we not automatically label sex work as some slave industry?
It was in a private room. My nose was literally two inches away in full glory of you know what.
She took my shirt off and even let me kiss her body.
Never heard of such a service offered in the US
What does 'practically' mean in this case.With the thong off and your face practically all up in it? I've never done that or heard of that being done at any US club.
This is satire right?They were VERY nice. I'm serious. They were not old trucker butt or single mom butt. They were absolutely wonderful and that's not hyperbole. I would prefer not to be too vulgar in this thread with my descriptions but please take my word. I'm absolutely serious. These women were 20s and 30s and some of the hottest strippers I've ever seen in shear numbers.
I just visited a strip club in Moscow and it was insane. I spread three pairs of butt cheeks tonight. The girls were all gorgeous. The club was legit. Lights and the entire decor were wonderful. The rooms were incredibly private but the ladies I met all set boundaries very politely and in a servile manner. One of them I talked to quite a bit and she gave me a very nice run down of the club and it's rules. It was a long story but the owner of the club married one of his dancers and apparently it's not uncommon for dancers here to start dating their regulars ~_~ Anyways I really liked how personal the girls were and how incredibly touchy feely they were in private dances. One of them gave me a long dance because I was a foreigner and I think she thought I was cute. Not trying to joke myself here, I know it's her job, but cmon of course some of them find their clientele hot yes? This strip club was better than any one I've ever been to in the U.S. So much touching and in general, such a much more lax atmosphere, rules but giving you the benefit of the doubt that you'll behave. So in this thread discuss strip clubs that are not in the U.S. (or discuss them here idc). I want to hear about your experience in strip clubs around the world!
So they ran down the rules, what was off-bounds?
servile
It was in a private room. My nose was literally two inches away in full glory of you know what.
She took my shirt off and even let me kiss her body.
Never heard of such a service offered in the US
That sounds like a huge waste of money to me, but i'm not one to judge.
Yeah he could've bought a nice wallet with that money.
Spreading butt cheeks seems pretty tame even in the US.
They were very helpful and willing to please. I tipped like crazy and was a gentleman... Why does this have to be a bad adjective?Ugh, gross. This isn't a good look, but hey whatever gets you off man. I'm not here to kink shame
I'm weak at "spread three pairs of butt cheeks tonight". It's just not something I expected to read today.
Yeah he could've bought a nice wallet with that money.
I wouldn't really say they did. But I cozy'd up to one girl and we talked quite a bit. She was Russian so her English was kinda hard to understand but she was very helpful. She told me stories of what girls have done against the rules and what clients have done to get themselves banned. She also put a buffer between myself and her after the second dance because I think it would not look good with her staying with one client. Gives off that impression that she may give favors. Either way I absolutely respected the establishment and was called a gentleman by my last dancer. She was an absolute sweetheart and the one I know gave me extra favors. Like legit naked dry humping (her) with you know what on my you know what. I'll be back next week for another $300-$500. I'm totally down for this and any other forms of legal sex work.