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What is the most hell-spawn looking kaiju ass shit that exists in the real world that you've ever seen?

German Hops

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Goblin sharks.

Luckily for me my thalassophobia means I'll never have to be anywhere near the nightmare fuel in this thread.

Good pick! I also *suffer* from Thalassophobia.. Even looking at these pictures is pretty darn anxiety inducing lol. Did you also have trouble with the movie Cast Away with Tom Hanks?
 
Good pick! I also *suffer* from Thalassophobia.. Even looking at these pictures is pretty darn anxiety inducing lol. Did you also have trouble with the movie Cast Away with Tom Hanks?
It doesn't bother me as much when it's on screen, especially when it's fast paced. My phobia is very much an "in real life" situation. If I can't see the bottom of what ever water I'm on then I'm my head there's all kinds of creatures waiting to attack me. I know it's irrational, I grew up and still live within a mile of the beach. I used to canoe when I was younger and the deep water didn't bother me, it's an adult thing.
 

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It doesn't bother me as much when it's on screen, especially when it's fast paced. My phobia is very much an "in real life" situation. If I can't see the bottom of what ever water I'm on then I'm my head there's all kinds of creatures waiting to attack me. I know it's irrational, I grew up and still live within a mile of the beach. I used to canoe when I was younger and the deep water didn't bother me, it's an adult thing.

Funny how phobias develop huh.. Mine grow in intensity with the years as well
Why bother going deep sea when the most fucked up living thing could be in your own house?

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Yup. Was waiting for it. Didn't want to mention spiders so as to give subconscious incentive.. Then again it was just a matter of time. I'm out.
Just so you know I was squinting my eyes seeing and then quoting your post because I just can't take it lol.
 

Mohonky

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look at this bitch

that's something you would design to put in a video game/movie

but it's real



If you think it looks weird, you should read up on the reproductive cycle....if you thought the male prayingmantis copped it bad, you're in for a treat!!
 

Dural

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Goblin sharks.

Luckily for me my thalassophobia means I'll never have to be anywhere near the nightmare fuel in this thread.

Good pick! I also *suffer* from Thalassophobia.. Even looking at these pictures is pretty darn anxiety inducing lol. Did you also have trouble with the movie Cast Away with Tom Hanks?

Me and my wife were snorkeling in Grand Cayman and at the edge of the reef you can see the cliff that drops off to God knows how deep, while I don't have Thalassophobia that freaked me out a bit.
 

Tschumi

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Mu ka fucking de.
Mukade.
むかで。
These things are savage, large and programmed deep into my prehistoric inherited fear DNA. They also bossed my old house in the mountains of Japan and crawled on my hand at midnight once. I slapped it away rabidly and i HEARD it thunk against a wall. Sounded like a toothpaste tube hitting a brick...

They say if you pick one up and drown it in sesame oil it eventually dissolves into an anti serum. We use chopsticks for this. I fucking dare any one of you to try. If you don't get a good grip they'll run up the sticks and head for your face.
 
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Ikutachi

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Mu ka fucking de.
Mukade.
むかで。
These things are savage, large and programmed deep into my prehistoric inherited fear DNA. They also bossed my old house in the mountains of Japan and crawled on my hand at midnight once. I slapped it away rabidly and i HEARD it thunk against a wall. Sounded like a toothpaste tube hitting a brick...

They say if you pick one up and drown it in sesame oil it eventually dissolves into an anti serum. We use chopsticks for this. I fucking dare any one of you to try. If you don't get a good grip they'll run up the sticks and head for your face.
Damn. It's not just any house centipede.

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INC

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I dont think it's something you have to 'pretend'. Most humans will have thalassophobia regardless. After all, the deep sea is one of mans most unknown places..

I think its more the unknown come up underneath you.

I worry more about currents, I know I'm not a strong enough swimmer to survive, so just stay away from that situation
 
deep in the ocean mother nature doesn't care about looks

just give it bones, blank eyes, spikes.. just the ugliest bare minimum offerings

a cheetah or a tiger, lion they'll shred you up but they also look majestic

im just waiting for them to find some deep sea creature that looks like a human

a sea primate of some kind

35000 feet below sea level

straight darkness

motherfucker just floats there like a ghost and when you look at it, it makes eye contact with you
 

Tschumi

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These things are straight out of hell.

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Happily they're harmless to humans and are actually beneficial because they crawl around under your house eating genuinely scary things like Mukade..

Edit: i notice now that it's not this one, but I'll maintain my segue..

Speaking of which





The sticks, they do nothing!
 
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