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Take a look at the Official Trailer for Jesus Simulator, a narrative-driven simulation game developed by VRCFORGE Studios. Players will experience the life of Jesus Christ and be taken on a journey through the Gospels. Witness sermons, miracles, and explore the Christ-like nature of Jesus. Jesus Simulator is launching on March 23 for PC (Steam).

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Somebody is actually making a Jesus game without outright mocking Him? That's a genuinely fresh take. Here's hoping it's decent.

 

[Signalis]

This is blasphemy

 

[nowhat]

This is blasphemy

No, this is Jesus. What are you, Satan?

 

[nowhat]

Somebody is actually making a Jesus game without outright mocking Him? That's a genuinely fresh take. Here's hoping it's decent.

I mean it's boring as fuck, with production values I could fart out without eating beans. But it's there if you're so inclined.

 

[HRK69]

There is only one Jesus

 

[Grildon Tundy]

I mean it's boring as fuck, with production values I could fart out without eating beans. But it's there if you're so inclined.

Thanks for sharing; I didn't know that existed.

Let me refine my take: I'd like to see a game about Jesus that depicts him and his actions like out of the Bible (and with mediocre or better gameplay and graphics). For example, head-to-head battles isn't something that came up much. Then again, maybe it does in Revelations.

 

[BennyBlanco]

i prefer my biblical games from perfectly hinged mind of mdickie

 

[adamsapple]

Everyone should watch the accompanying original video animation for this called Bible Black.

 

[Rentahamster]

We all play Jesus Simulator in our heart of hearts when we refrain from the evils of masturbating.

 

[midnightAI]

 

[Fbh]

Joseph looks like he isn't quite buying Mary's explanantion

 

[GymWolf]

Absolute cinema.

 

[Deerock71]

I'm not touching that with a 10 foot pole.

 

[Diseased Yak]

Jesus Fucking Christ. Move over Crimson Desert!

 

[Signalis]

No, this is Jesus. What are you, Satan?

It's blasphemy to create a game that you contol Jesus, it's very very wrong. No one is worthy of even thinking of being able to control God in flesh.

 

[Rentahamster]

It's blasphemy to create a game that you contol Jesus, it's very very wrong. No one is worthy of even thinking of being able to control God in flesh.

*Peter Molyneux enters the chat*

 

[moogman]

It's blasphemy to create a game that you contol Jesus, it's very very wrong. No one is worthy of even thinking of being able to control God in flesh.

Just wait until you've seen the DLSS5 representation of Jesus.

 

[nowhat]

It's blasphemy to create a game that you contol Jesus, it's very very wrong. No one is worthy of even thinking of being able to control God in flesh.

I mean, if we're going to go into theology, he was also a man. Yes, my parents were very Christian. I've read the Bible multiple times. It's the best way to raise an atheist.

...but if you're suggesting no representations of a deity should be permitted, a) what's with all the art then, and b) you're sounding very much like another monotheistic religion. Hopefully not carrying bomb vests yet.

 

[winjer]

 

[SEGAvangelist]

Everyone should watch the accompanying original video animation for this called Bible Black.

Is it a sequel?

 

[Loomy]

This is blasphemy

No.

In all seriousness. How far are they taking this simulation, I wonder?

 

[DeepEnigma]

Somebody is actually making a Jesus game without outright mocking Him? That's a genuinely fresh take. Here's hoping it's decent.

There's this one too that actually looks pretty interesting in the reveal.

This Video Game Will Take Players to a World Before the Flood

Indie video game developer CALYXIR announced its first game “The Abased” will bring players to a time before the Flood as they...

www.movieguide.org

 

[RaptorGTA]

man this looks rough.

The idea of doing some type of interactive New Testament game could be interesting, but this looks just bleh.

Being Jesus just seems like the game would be on rails as it all had been predetermined.

 

[Soodanim]

i prefer my biblical games from perfectly hinged mind of mdickie

I need to know more about this MDickie fella. Every one of his games has reviews that directly mention him and seem to place him somewhere between cult figure and cult leader.

 

[Signalis]

I've read the Bible multiple times. It's the best way to raise an atheist.

How edgy

 

[DKehoe]

i prefer my biblical games from perfectly hinged mind of mdickie

Came into the thread to reference MDickie and did not expect someone else to have already done so. I see you're a man of taste.

I need to know more about this MDickie fella. Every one of his games has reviews that directly mention him and seem to place him somewhere between cult figure and cult leader.

That about sums it up.

 

[BennyBlanco]

Came into the thread to reference MDickie and did not expect someone else to have already done so. I see you're a man of taste.


That about sums it up.

I need to know more about this MDickie fella. Every one of his games has reviews that directly mention him and seem to place him somewhere between cult figure and cult leader.

Mdickie rules. I made this thread about him over 10 years ago.

Thread 'Any love for MDickie games here?'

Mar 7, 2016

Hard Time is great. A prison sim that kinda looks like it was made in the ps2 era. Gang system. Pro wrestling based combat. Court system. Picking up a slice of pizza off the ground, eating it and throwing up and pooping at the same time. Some really fucking weird dialogue and choices to make. Robocop guard. A beach and a wrestling ring directly on the other side of the prison fence. There's some real great theater of the absurd stuff going here.

It's 1 dude and he's made a bunch of similar games, but from what...

• BennyBlanco
• Replies: 16
• Forum: Gaming Discussion

 

[Don Carlo]

Hope it is decent

 

[Closer]

I mean, if we're going to go into theology, he was also a man. Yes, my parents were very Christian. I've read the Bible multiple times. It's the best way to raise an atheist.

...but if you're suggesting no representations of a deity should be permitted, a) what's with all the art then, and b) you're sounding very much like another monotheistic religion. Hopefully not carrying bomb vests yet.

I mean, Switch is also a home console but we insist its a handheld. Him being "also a man" means nothing.

 

[Soodanim]

Mdickie rules. I made this thread about him over 10 years ago.

Thread 'Any love for MDickie games here?'

Mar 7, 2016

Hard Time is great. A prison sim that kinda looks like it was made in the ps2 era. Gang system. Pro wrestling based combat. Court system. Picking up a slice of pizza off the ground, eating it and throwing up and pooping at the same time. Some really fucking weird dialogue and choices to make. Robocop guard. A beach and a wrestling ring directly on the other side of the prison fence. There's some real great theater of the absurd stuff going here.

It's 1 dude and he's made a bunch of similar games, but from what...

• BennyBlanco
• Replies: 16
• Forum: Gaming Discussion

Watched part of 2 videos on YouTube. One was an iceberg that constantly talked about how nice he is and how he interacts with fans all the time, the other was a youtuber talking about controversies MDickie has like getting review bombed after putting a Charlie Kirk poster in his game post murder.

Is MDickie all things at all times? He seems to sit on all ends of all spectrums.

 

[DKehoe]

Watched part of 2 videos on YouTube. One was an iceberg that constantly talked about how nice he is and how he interacts with fans all the time, the other was a youtuber talking about controversies MDickie has like getting review bombed after putting a Charlie Kirk poster in his game post murder.

Is MDickie all things at all times? He seems to sit on all ends of all spectrums.

You're a wrestling fan, right? His wrestling games are arguably his signature ones. So I'd recommend checking out Wrestling Empire. His games are weird but it's not a "so bad it's good" type thing because I have had a lot of sincere fun playing them. And then the weird quirks of how they're made add in a lot of chaotic elements that mean crazy shit can unexpectedly happen.



You can also use mods to change the rosters (there are multiple promotions) to the real-life wrestlers.

Just looking there, Wrestling Empire is currently 50% off on Steam and has a playable demo too. There really isn't anything else like it so it's well worth checking out.

 

[nick776]

Stuff like this is precisely why religion and Christianity are made fun of and sometimes hated.

 

[Gonzito]

Stuff like this is precisely why religion and Christianity are made fun of and sometimes hated.

But that's not Jesus's fault or Christianity's fault

The problems are humans and how they portray their faith.

Humans always ruin everything

 

[Senua]

This is blasphemy

 

[kiphalfton]

There's this one too that actually looks pretty interesting in the reveal.

This Video Game Will Take Players to a World Before the Flood

Indie video game developer CALYXIR announced its first game “The Abased” will bring players to a time before the Flood as they...

www.movieguide.org

Attack on Titan prequel

 

[uncreativename]

Being Jesus just seems like the game would be on rails as it all had been predetermined.

Yeah. Playing as an unmentioned disciple of Jesus could be a really interesting game, though., I think. If it were actually a well made game with lots of historical research.

 

[vodka-bull]

There is only one Jesus

 

[//DEVIL//]

lol

 

[Bartski]

Hope they improved those demon shooting mechanics with holy spirit superpowers

 

[Trunx81]

Hear me out: Jesus in a God of War like game!
After the crucification, Jesus is out for revenge.

 

[Trilobit]

Thanks for sharing; I didn't know that existed.

Let me refine my take: I'd like to see a game about Jesus that depicts him and his actions like out of the Bible (and with mediocre or better gameplay and graphics). For example, head-to-head battles isn't something that came up much. Then again, maybe it does in Revelations.

The last boss battle would be with a massive dragon with lots of heads.

 

[nick776]

But that's not Jesus's fault or Christianity's fault

The problems are humans and how they portray their faith.

Humans always ruin everything

I agree completely. It all boils down to what humans do.

 

[ThroatPie]

 

[Ge Os]

Does it have crossplay tho?