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Gaf do you change your underwear everyday? Every single day?
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freenudemacusers
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...not really seeing outrage here.
Buddha Beam
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Every morning, I wake up... and I ask myself, "Did I shit myself yet?" Upon realizing that the answer is, indeed, 'no, I did not shit myself yet', I then say, "Great, I can keep my underwear on then!"
But seriously, I occasionally don't change them for a day. Usually on weekends. Not because I'm lazy, but because I don't get dressed until later in the day (well, I guess that's because I'm lazy). So on Sunday mornings, I often find myself saying, "I just put these on yesterday afternoon. They're still clean!"
As long as there aren't skid marks, we're good to go, I say.
Oh, socks, on the other hand... hell no. I pick 'em up off the floor, look at 'em and am like, "Oh, these are still white" and put them on.
I have low standards for socks.
But seriously, I occasionally don't change them for a day. Usually on weekends. Not because I'm lazy, but because I don't get dressed until later in the day (well, I guess that's because I'm lazy). So on Sunday mornings, I often find myself saying, "I just put these on yesterday afternoon. They're still clean!"
As long as there aren't skid marks, we're good to go, I say.
Oh, socks, on the other hand... hell no. I pick 'em up off the floor, look at 'em and am like, "Oh, these are still white" and put them on.
I have low standards for socks.
David Incorporated Esq.
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I disapprove of this thread.
/elitist sneer
/elitist sneer
Beardz
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freenudemacusers
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i wonder how many people here on gaf were raised by wolves.
yeah, i'm sure not changing underwear or socks is done out of effort to save the planet.
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They would die at the sight of mud/dust or anything remotely dirty.
Phonomezer
Banned
Captain Planet only has ONE pair of underpants.
So there.
Edit: I once put on a sock that I had deposited in after a rushed fap once. It was cold and gooey!
GAF really have various kind of people...
You have people saying "I pee in the shower, but its alright cause its STERILE"
You have people saying "I haven't use soap & shampoo for a month and i FEEL GOOD MAN"
You have people saying "I put toilet paper on toilet seat or hover my ass above it because SHIT & PISS GERMS OMG"
You have people saying "I change underwear everyday, but you don't? YOU DIRTY EVIL MOTHERFUCKER"
I can't wait for the next hygiene thread.
You have people saying "I pee in the shower, but its alright cause its STERILE"
You have people saying "I haven't use soap & shampoo for a month and i FEEL GOOD MAN"
You have people saying "I put toilet paper on toilet seat or hover my ass above it because SHIT & PISS GERMS OMG"
You have people saying "I change underwear everyday, but you don't? YOU DIRTY EVIL MOTHERFUCKER"
I can't wait for the next hygiene thread.
Tornado Condor
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Every other day or so.
T.M. MacReady
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Tag fish attempt?
freenudemacusers
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...so we are using the changing of underwear on a daily basis to suggest gaf is full of ocd germaphobes.
well as long as you didn't wear the sock beforehand it's ok.
Phonomezer
Banned
I have actually stopped using shampoo over the past month (I still use conditioner and other products) and have noticed a marked improvement in the quality of my scalp. Hair is fine, smells nice, never oily...
There's a difference between necessity and laziness.
Now what's wrong with peeing in the shower?It's a small ecological gesture.
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
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:lol
I don't believe that you actually pee in the shower for the good of the planet.
No? I wipe clean and then that's done. I'm not going to walk around with shit between my buttcheeks.
I usually work out everyday, so yeah, but I hardly get grossed out when I don't. I think some people could use some germophobia therapy.
Water conservation is like recycling. Everybody should do it and it doesn't make you a tree-hugging liberal if you show a little concern and responsibility. There's no reason to be a disgusting pig about hygiene, but showing a complete lack of care about water conservation is not cool either. Entitled indeed. When parts of the country are forced into water conservation, I think it's pretty irresponsible to be taking 2 showers per day and doing several loads of wash per week. It's unnecessary waste.
Water conservation is like recycling. Everybody should do it and it doesn't make you a tree-hugging liberal if you show a little concern and responsibility. There's no reason to be a disgusting pig about hygiene, but showing a complete lack of care about water conservation is not cool either. Entitled indeed. When parts of the country are forced into water conservation, I think it's pretty irresponsible to be taking 2 showers per day and doing several loads of wash per week. It's unnecessary waste.
Fallout-NL
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Yeah, thats why i have no plans to go there any time soon.
Ok you had me laughing with the dirty devil motherfucker bit.
CrazyDogg77
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Please tell me you're kidding.
Isn't it a shame that GAF is so slovenly that you can't be certain that is a joke post?
I have no doubt that the vast majority of GAF actually does change their underwear daily and isn't a plate licking mouthbreather, but this disgusting minority is slowly and steadily skewing my perception the other way.
Escape Goat
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This is why GAF meet ups scare me.
I'll bring a portable bidet in a suitcase and teach you all how to use it.
Barberetti
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I change my plates every day and lick my underwear.
1. I pee in the shower.
2. I only use soap on my pits and lower region. I thoroughly wash my face with face wash, and then twice weekly, I exfoliate. I shampoo and condition my hair daily. Not using soap elsewhere isn't a big deal.
3. I don't bother with this except in the absolute worst circumstances. I like feeling clean, but germs don't exactly scare me, either.
4. As I stated earlier, I change my underwear daily. This has a little to do with hygiene, sure, but it also has to deal with the fact that wearing fresh clothes feels good.
I do. Often, I'll be getting ready to get in the shower in the morning, and despite rather going in the toilet, I'll wait until I'm in the shower. Flushing uses a ton of water.
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Deleted member 81567
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I don't. It's a waste of time and money.
SapientWolf
Trucker Sexologist
Wiping doesn't really do the job. You either need a bidet or soap and water. Which is one of the reasons why underwear even exists.
Liquidsnake
Banned
ahahahaha.
This phrase really gets me, haha. I don't know any other way to work out.
Answer for me is that I change at least once a day. Twice if I work out.
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Deleted member 17706
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All of these people flipping out, have you seriously never worn a pair of underwear for more than 24 hours? Have you never been in situation that demanded that of you? Did you suddenly start to stink and smell like shit after that 24 hour mark? Did you start spreading disease and killing everyone around you?
And, what the hell is this with shit stains? I've never had a shit stain in my underwear. Do you not properly wipe your ass? Do you eat such a horrible diet that you're constantly farting out shit particles or something?
And, what the hell is this with shit stains? I've never had a shit stain in my underwear. Do you not properly wipe your ass? Do you eat such a horrible diet that you're constantly farting out shit particles or something?
Man, I get some really dry skin on occasion and I only take warm/hot showers. I've been told to switch it up to cold but never cared for a cold shower. Time to change that and see how I feel.
Evolved1
make sure the pudding isn't too soggy but that just ruins everything
I change my drawers when I shower. This could be once a day, or twice. More even, if circumstances call for it.
I change t-shirts about 4-5 times a day though. It's a weird quirk. And not something I can always do when I have a full day of classes + work. But when I'm home, t-shirts get changed every couple of hours. My friends make fun of me for this, I don't care.
I change t-shirts about 4-5 times a day though. It's a weird quirk. And not something I can always do when I have a full day of classes + work. But when I'm home, t-shirts get changed every couple of hours. My friends make fun of me for this, I don't care.
MrOogieBoogie
BioShock Infinite is like playing some homeless guy's vivid imagination
Weeks/months at a time? What the fuck?
Harry Dresden
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Underwear/Socks - Daily when I run low, wash them. I just keep a basket in the laundry room full of clean socks and underwear - no folding. Just out of the drier, into the basket.
Work Pants - Wear the same pair to work all week, wash on weekends
Work Shirts - Have 6 shirts I wear during the week, wash on weekends
T-shirts - Wear once, wash
Jeans/Shorts - Depends, usually just wash them if they start to get funky, or get something on them.
Work Pants - Wear the same pair to work all week, wash on weekends
Work Shirts - Have 6 shirts I wear during the week, wash on weekends
T-shirts - Wear once, wash
Jeans/Shorts - Depends, usually just wash them if they start to get funky, or get something on them.
Emerson
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What a terrible argument, and so many people in this thread have said it. My ass is not smeared with shit after I drop one. Nor is my dick soaked with piss. My underwear is no dirtier after I go to the bathroom than before.
I change mine once a day. I have rarely ever done more than that, maybe if it's really hot and I've got bad swampass. If I'm going to the gym it's usually in the morning and I'll wear my previous day shit to the gym and change after I shower after.
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Deleted member 17706
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Only twice, huh? At what exact hour of the second wearing do your jeans and hoodies become foul enough to demand a washing?
freenudemacusers
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Probably a raw denim bro. I can't do it.
Yes, I have, but I think the point here is that some people regularly and willingly go without changing their drawers over days at a time, which IS pretty gross. I mean, once in a while, whatever, it aint gonna kill ya. But dont make a habit of it. It just seems like a step towards being a slob. Clean clothes, apart from being CLEAN clothes, feel good to have on. The actual feeling of wearing them and the little confidence boost you get from knowing you're properly groomed and dressed is nice and a good habit to be in.
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