It was a joke...
I know, but I figured I would post it anyway just in case.
It was a joke...
The gaiety derived from your post exceeded my self-control tolerances, good sir! You are to be applauded for your efforts!Poor guy probably just watched Mass Effect 3's ending.
Chavs and bogans sound so much cooler than "redneck."
What are Russel Crowe and his boat Tucker doing at the moment?
Newcastle.
Jesus christ at that video. It's a shame that the police only took two tries to take you seriously, good thinking with recording it all. Did you find out why he went insane/singled you out? Just went bonkers?
Some people think I'm bonkers
But I just think I'm free
Man, I'm just livin' my life
There's nothin' crazy about me
Some people pay for thrills
But I get mine for free
Man, I'm just livin' my life
There's nothin' crazy about me
Bonkers
Just remember this is just part of it, went on much longer than this. And it's not that exciting... but here it is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCJBl7vKgEg
Ok, I'll be the guy to take the bait. Please explain?
Your cops sound inept as fuck.
That explains everything... your neighbor is Joey Barton I presume?
Couldn't write this shit guess who just showed up - called cops brb
Wait I thought he got arrested?Couldn't write this shit guess who just showed up - called cops brb
Wait I thought he got arrested?
Wait I thought he got arrested?
Australia sounds mighty fine it's he's already out on bail.
God damn that's depressing. I know this isn't funny OP but I can't but feel like I should be telling you something along the lines of;This is Australia.
Even if he murdered someone he would be let off and have his day in court in a few months time.
...errFucking cops, I swear.
Actually, all (some) of my experiences with them have been fairly positive.
It would be strange to experience the death of a Gaffer in this scenario. I hope the OP is victorious in battle.God damn that's depressing. I know this isn't funny OP but I can't but feel like I should be telling you something along the lines of;
Just remember this is just part of it, went on much longer than this. And it's not that exciting... but here it is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCJBl7vKgEg
...err
Does your neighbor have a history of mental illness? Why the fuck would he just randomly act like that?
When he comes through the door. Baseball bat. Face. Self defense.
Not going to lie, I grabbed a knife and was standing at the top of the stairs waiting for him. Really did sound like he was going to knock it down.
He's already back.OP.
Sorry to inform you but when this guy gets out of jail, and he will...he's going to fuck you up for getting him locked up. Snitches get stitches!
When he comes through the door.Baseballcricket bat. Face. Self defense.
I hope his camera has an auto upload feature so we can see the video no matter what happens.It would be strange to experience the death of a Gaffer in this scenario. I hope the OP is victorious in battle.
Couldn't write this shit guess who just showed up - called cops brb