I have never shared this with you all, but we were talking about births and whatnot in IRC, and #ga seemed to find it amusing.
Despite my folks best efforts, I was conceived. I'm talking both the pill and condoms. My birth took all of three days, with my mother in labor that extended period of time, as the cord was wrapped around my neck. Doctors attached two attenae to my head to monitor my health conditions, and cut them off when I came out. When I emerged, I was slightly blue due to lack of oxygen, and had two wires sticking out of my skull. It were as if I was some kind of demon baby.
After all this time, between my moonlighting job as a guy who culls the local drifter population and general forum menace, could it be that I am really the son of the Devil?
Despite my folks best efforts, I was conceived. I'm talking both the pill and condoms. My birth took all of three days, with my mother in labor that extended period of time, as the cord was wrapped around my neck. Doctors attached two attenae to my head to monitor my health conditions, and cut them off when I came out. When I emerged, I was slightly blue due to lack of oxygen, and had two wires sticking out of my skull. It were as if I was some kind of demon baby.
After all this time, between my moonlighting job as a guy who culls the local drifter population and general forum menace, could it be that I am really the son of the Devil?