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May Wrasslin |OT| Vince McMahon doesn't give 5 million f**ks what you think.

UberTag

Member
If they really want to propel D Bryan to the stars, they should have him yell "YES! YES! YES!" into a mic held by AJ when he does the Yes Lock.

Would be amazing...
Can D. Brine be a villain in WWE's new cartoon? He'll cackle nefariously and say YES YES YES! whenever he concocts a plan and stroke his beard menacingly.

(Straight up. This animated series concept would have been a far better way to spend $5 million than paying Brock Lesnar to job.)
 
Why aren't you working in television, Nocturnowl?

I'm serious here.

I would watch your cartoon.
Well with this I'm just going to have to expand a bit further.

Somewhere within parts unknown is Hoss Factory, a mobile toxic spewing monstrosity that pumps out genetically created big men like Ryback, Mason Ryan and so on, it's run by the mad and insane Vince McMahon who was cast out from the capital of parts unknown. His deranged mind will stop at nothing to kill his own creations, especially the Cenation. He refuses to except any outside help because he's Vince McMahon dammit!

As for the capital of parts unknown, it's run by a mysterious unknown villain from atop the cerebral citadel, the guy hides himself under a skull mask, wears a giant crown and wields a massive hammer, he usurped Vince McMahon and now has command over an elite group of heels. His main trio are Big Show, Mark Henry and Kane because him hoarding the best big guys just annoys the outcasted Vince further. Mysteriously Kane is often sent on side missions to recruit the final member of this unit, the long since vanished Undertaker but to no avail, who is this mysterious leader? why does he want Undertaker so badly? Undertaker is basically God tier in this world and the leader has never gotten over losing to him many ages ago in the forgotten era of attitude.

Did I mention HHH is also like chums with Cena, like a commander giving him news about enemy attacks and such? there is nothing suspicious here at all, no double crosses coming up for a grand finale where HHH turns out to also be leader of parts unknown so he could screw over everyone, takes over the entire world and Cena and Orton will have to join forces for an awesome two parter that makes the little Jimmies lose their shit.
And ADR lives in a mansion outside the city, he tends to just hire heels like ZigSwag for money and send them in to battle while mistreating his comic relief butler Ricardo.

Except Vince would never allow this because HHH would be a heel which is unthinkable these days and Vince himself would be portrayed as being mad and out of power so really the ADR thing is the only bit here that matches the original pitch. But dammit I just wanted to throw those ideas out there!

Can D. Brine be a villain in WWE's new cartoon? He'll cackle nefariously and say YES YES YES! whenever he concocts a plan and stroke his beard menacingly.

(Straight up. This animated series concept would have been a far better way to spend $5 million than paying Brock Lesnar to job.)
Daniel Bryan would be like Taskmaster, if he sees a move he can copy it perfectly making him a wrestling machine, but the one thing he cannot copy is the attitude adjustment so he can't win either.

Wrestling machine...if Kurt angle was still around he'd be a cyborg for sure.
 

Aiii

So not worth it
They first gotta turn AJ heel.

Where have you been the past two weeks?

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Heel turn imminent
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbAeYfi-kPY&feature=related

is still one of my fav moments from this year, so cute how AJ looks genuinely surprised at the pops she got and when she wins shes so happy!.... Booker's stupid commentary (seriously made NO sense the entire match) lol, master coach Bryan and his celebration after like he had just won was perfect. His music and everything lol.

I actually physically cheered when she won just watching it on TV.

HEY REF THEY'RE TRYING THE TWIN TRICK

DON'T CHEAT

So good. <3 Put them back together! Turn her I don't care how its done.
 
Power metal Flight of the Valkyries is the best heel theme in a long while.

Del Rio's and Johnny Ace's are also good, but D. Brine works it so damn well.

EDIT: ^ That reminded me, every theme since he first went Dashing has been great.
 

Kyoufu

Member
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbAeYfi-kPY&feature=related

is still one of my fav moments from this year, so cute how AJ looks genuinely surprised at the pops she got and when she wins shes so happy!.... Booker's stupid commentary (seriously made NO sense the entire match) lol, master coach Bryan and his celebration after like he had just won was perfect. His music and everything lol.

I actually physically cheered when she won just watching it on TV.

HEY REF THEY'RE TRYING THE TWIN TRICK

DON'T CHEAT

So good. <3 Put them back together! Turn her I don't care how its done.

You have got to be trolling here.

How can anyone enjoy that shit?
 
"The word at the TNA Impact Wrestling tapings on Monday was that the big concept that Hulk Hogan was referring to in the New York Post interview calls for fans to film TNA wrestlers whenever they may encounter them. The fans will be encouraged to send the footage to the company for possible inclusion on TNA television.

Powell's POV: The idea is that wrestlers are "on" 24/7. This idea isn't exactly popular within the locker room, as one can only imagine. As one person noted, Hogan is the last person who should encourage this given how his own home videos have come back to haunt him. Imagine if a wrestler is out with his or her's significant other, and then has to put up with a fan sticking a camera phone in their faces. Granted, this is the TMZ era and that could happen now, but it's not cool to have the company encouraging such behavior.

Tuesday Update: One source indicated today that the concept was set to be unveiled in a promo, but it ended up being removed. It remains to be seen whether they are saving it for another show, fine-tuning the idea, or if it's been dropped. I know several people in the company who hope it's the latter scenario."

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YES, STALKING WRESTLERS WITH CAMERAS IS GOING TO REVOLUTIONIZE THE BUSINESS.
 

Kaladin

Member
"The word at the TNA Impact Wrestling tapings on Monday was that the big concept that Hulk Hogan was referring to in the New York Post interview calls for fans to film TNA wrestlers whenever they may encounter them. The fans will be encouraged to send the footage to the company for possible inclusion on TNA television.

Powell's POV: The idea is that wrestlers are "on" 24/7. This idea isn't exactly popular within the locker room, as one can only imagine. As one person noted, Hogan is the last person who should encourage this given how his own home videos have come back to haunt him. Imagine if a wrestler is out with his or her's significant other, and then has to put up with a fan sticking a camera phone in their faces. Granted, this is the TMZ era and that could happen now, but it's not cool to have the company encouraging such behavior.

Tuesday Update: One source indicated today that the concept was set to be unveiled in a promo, but it ended up being removed. It remains to be seen whether they are saving it for another show, fine-tuning the idea, or if it's been dropped. I know several people in the company who hope it's the latter scenario."

prowrestling.net



YES, STALKING WRESTLERS WITH CAMERAS IS GOING TO REVOLUTIONIZE THE BUSINESS.

Something tells me Hogan is going to end up severing ties with a lot of people over this before it's done.
 

krae_man

Member
"The word at the TNA Impact Wrestling tapings on Monday was that the big concept that Hulk Hogan was referring to in the New York Post interview calls for fans to film TNA wrestlers whenever they may encounter them. The fans will be encouraged to send the footage to the company for possible inclusion on TNA television.

Powell's POV: The idea is that wrestlers are "on" 24/7. This idea isn't exactly popular within the locker room, as one can only imagine. As one person noted, Hogan is the last person who should encourage this given how his own home videos have come back to haunt him. Imagine if a wrestler is out with his or her's significant other, and then has to put up with a fan sticking a camera phone in their faces. Granted, this is the TMZ era and that could happen now, but it's not cool to have the company encouraging such behavior.

Tuesday Update: One source indicated today that the concept was set to be unveiled in a promo, but it ended up being removed. It remains to be seen whether they are saving it for another show, fine-tuning the idea, or if it's been dropped. I know several people in the company who hope it's the latter scenario."

prowrestling.net



YES, STALKING WRESTLERS WITH CAMERAS IS GOING TO REVOLUTIONIZE THE BUSINESS.

Where's Crash Holly when you need him?
 

XenoRaven

Member
"The word at the TNA Impact Wrestling tapings on Monday was that the big concept that Hulk Hogan was referring to in the New York Post interview calls for fans to film TNA wrestlers whenever they may encounter them. The fans will be encouraged to send the footage to the company for possible inclusion on TNA television.

Powell's POV: The idea is that wrestlers are "on" 24/7. This idea isn't exactly popular within the locker room, as one can only imagine. As one person noted, Hogan is the last person who should encourage this given how his own home videos have come back to haunt him. Imagine if a wrestler is out with his or her's significant other, and then has to put up with a fan sticking a camera phone in their faces. Granted, this is the TMZ era and that could happen now, but it's not cool to have the company encouraging such behavior.

Tuesday Update: One source indicated today that the concept was set to be unveiled in a promo, but it ended up being removed. It remains to be seen whether they are saving it for another show, fine-tuning the idea, or if it's been dropped. I know several people in the company who hope it's the latter scenario."

prowrestling.net



YES, STALKING WRESTLERS WITH CAMERAS IS GOING TO REVOLUTIONIZE THE BUSINESS.
Looks like DDP was ahead of the game.
 

somedevil

Member
Damien Sandow debut sound great:

Sandow entered to Leonard Cohen's classical music piece "Hallelujah." Funny stuff. He responded to a "WHAT?" crowd chant with "Thank you for your irrelevant contribution." He said he wouldn't indulge the WWE Universe or Bateman (whom he called a "miscreant") with a match. Sandow left. "You're welcome." Bateman demanded an opponent nonetheless. He got one...it was Ryback.
 

Lingitiz

Member
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbAeYfi-kPY&feature=related

is still one of my fav moments from this year, so cute how AJ looks genuinely surprised at the pops she got and when she wins shes so happy!.... Booker's stupid commentary (seriously made NO sense the entire match) lol, master coach Bryan and his celebration after like he had just won was perfect. His music and everything lol.

I actually physically cheered when she won just watching it on TV.

HEY REF THEY'RE TRYING THE TWIN TRICK

DON'T CHEAT

So good. <3 Put them back together! Turn her I don't care how its done.

I found this moment hilarious, especially with D.Brine acting like he won. I totally lost it when his music hit.
 
Sounds like Hogan is bitter a sex tape came out, so he's trying to get people to stalk and catch other wrestlers doing stuff they shouldn't be doing. I just don't even understand how this would work or be integrated into storylines. Like is someone going to film AJ Styles buying Coke and Christopher Daniels buying Pepsi and they are going to feud because they don't like the same soda?
 
Sounds like Hogan is bitter a sex tape came out, so he's trying to get people to stalk and catch other wrestlers doing stuff they shouldn't be doing. I just don't even understand how this would work or be integrated into storylines. Like is someone going to film AJ Styles buying Coke and Christopher Daniels buying Pepsi and they are going to feud because they don't like the same soda?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
 

Kaladin

Member
pwinsider said:
"It has been announced that Davey Richards will be unable to compete at tomorrow's (5/3) Wrestling Dontaku show due to be involved in a traffic accident in the USA. Since Richards and Romero were scheduled for a title defense the belts have now been declared vacant and a title decision match will be held on a later date. They cannot hold another title match tomorrow as Richards is carrying the IWGP Jr. Tag belt with him in the USA."

There has apparently been no report on Richard's condition or if this effects the 5/12 ROH iPPV. I hope he's ok although that kind of reads like they just lost their mode of transportation, especially if Richards is still flying.
 

Aiii

So not worth it
The biggest problem with that idea is that TNA has no fans and they don't tour at all. Who is going to recognise these people aside from the 50 or so hardcore fans in the area? They'll get one good video every 3 months tops with those numbers.
 

UberTag

Member
Sounds like Hogan is bitter a sex tape came out, so he's trying to get people to stalk and catch other wrestlers doing stuff they shouldn't be doing. I just don't even understand how this would work or be integrated into storylines.
Hogan's officially lost his mind.

We should already be prepping for his inevitable return to the WWE and a build for Cena vs. Hogan at Mania XXIX... a match nobody wants to see.
 
I would assume they would stage their own footage and just use that for angles and say fans sent it in and are just telling fans to send in footage to use it as an excuse. Only benefit is if people start following around wrestlers with cameras it does make them look more like stars.
 

XenoRaven

Member
As much as I love Punk, he seems to have at least one big botch in like every PPV match. Didn't he land directly on his ass one time when he was supposed to flip out of an AA and land on his feet?
 
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