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[Htown]

Of course everything's gonna be all shootbang, they're trailers for god sake. What do you expect?

Games that have more to offer than just shootbang?

 

[Pie Lord]

Brilliant.

 

[Chavelo]

Fuck. My sides after that Tomb Raider x Uncharted music. D:

 

[140.85]

Why would you make that whole thing then not have the banana explode at the end???

 

[speedpop]

A work of art.

 

[mogor]

Would've been funnier with less gameplay and more explosions, still, laughed a lot!

 

[Femmeworth]

Why would you make that whole thing then not have the banana explode at the end???

It's a statement on how boring their conference was.

 

[Uno Venova]

Hilarious, even Micheal bay was trending worldwide on twitter during the microsoft conference, all the games started to blend together.

 

[Baconsammy]

Games that have more to offer than just shootbang?

He blew up all the people that wanted to talk about the games with no shooting in them. Did you miss the joke or what?

 

[jj984jj]

Nothing for Wonderbook jarosh?

 

[Kokonoe]

That dubstep + clicking sound is priceless for the Forza segment.

 

[Majmun]

The gifs and videos are always the best part of E3. The OP proves that.

Some really funny shit right there. Good work

 

[Jive Turkey]

Tomb Raider with the Uncharted theme caught me off guard :lol

This and Iwata banana bit.

 

[darkwing]

dat Uncharted theme

 

[pulga]

Why the fuck is Iwata holding those bananas? :lol :lol :lol

 

[DMeisterJ]

Following the trend, I heartily laughed at Tomb Raider being played behind Uncharted music.

So apt.

 

[radioheadrule83]

This makes a very depressing but amusing statement. Very effective. This hobby looks fucking stupid sometimes.

 

[wrowa]

I loved that the conference was over before Iwata was able to say a single word.

 

[Haunted]

Uncharted theme for Tomb Raider was a nice touch.


You do good work jarosh.

 

[Wario64]

Nothing for Wonderbook jarosh?

Microsoft & Nintendo

 

[kSt]

What happened to you E3? You used to be cool.

But explosions and bullets and bloody screens and dubstep are cool! Right, guys?
...
Guys?

 

[PetriP-TNT]

I wish everything would just explode when Kinect is mentioned

 

[maquiladora]

This made me laugh....then it made me sad... :-(

E3 2013? Yay.... :-(

 

[Ultimadrago]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6d_bq8aFA4

I'm sure this was said before, but this was better than the raw unedited experience of E3 2012.

I applaud you, good sir.

 

[Creamium]

wubwub + explosions + uncharted theme = perfection

 

[DeVeAn]

LOL yes next year I will skip E3 and just watch this.

 

[Ad Infinitum]

Didn't see who created the thread. Got to Uncharted and thought 'this has to be a Jarosh vid'.

Keep up the amazing work.

 

[Prophet Steve]

That's great coverage, touched on all the important points.

 

[SykoTech]

You always deliver, jarosh. Even when E3 doesn't.

Lost it at the Tomb Raider part, and Nintendo's summary was perfect.

 

[SgtCobra]

With SmartGlass -BOOM
After that I lost myself, hahaha excellent work

 

[LQX]

Games that have more to offer than just shootbang?

They showed plenty of that Monday and that's mainly why they got panned.

 

[Baconsammy]

With SmartGlass -BOOM
After that I lost myself, hahaha excellent work

The best part about Smartglass was then it showed a bunch of footage of things and people going through glass.

They showed plenty of that Monday and that's mainly why they got panned.

Yep, they didn't get ripped for showing Halo, COD, etc etc. They got ripped for showing Nike, talking about Smart glass, talking about services (that people are actually going to use a lot of). Gaming forums hated it, but it's exactly what stock holders want because it essentially means Microsoft's gaming division is going to remain profitable.

 

[140.85]

Also, the fireworks from NintendoLand should be in too, no? It's an explosion...

 

[MrCunningham]

Perfect summary of the MS E3 event!

*BOOM*

 

[Teknoman]

Boom blam bullets explosiknifes bloom wubwubbb bloosh Blablamm!




Bananas.

 

[SykoTech]

Of course everything's gonna be all shootbang, they're trailers for god sake. What do you expect?

Most of them were live gameplay demos, not just trailers.

 

[Dibbz]

lol the Uncharted music was perfect.

 

[Eradicate]

Hahaha, very nice!

I hope you don't mind, but I linked to this forum thread and your Youtube video in the gif thread. It's too good to not be shown.

 

[Baconsammy]

Also, the fireworks from NintendoLand should be in too, no? It's an explosion...

Should have shown them but used an accompanying fizzle sound instead of a bang.

PTsssssssssssss dud

 

[Sean]

Although a funny video, the sad part is that this is apparently what gamers want from E3 conferences. Action games with "cinematic moments" and huge spectacle/set pieces. Any time these companies would demonstrate something different that lacked explosions or non-stop action, people would go ape shit.

'Fuck Usher and this Dance Central bullshit, give me a REAL (action) game!'
'Fuck this casual Wonderbook shit, let us see Kratos ripping bodies apart!'

etc etc

 

[Mato]

i love you jarosh make love to me jarosh

 

[Teknoman]

Although a funny video, the sad part is that this is apparently what gamers want from E3 conferences. Action games with "cinematic moments" and huge spectacle/set pieces. Any time these companies would demonstrate something different that lacked explosions or non-stop action, people would go ape shit.

'Fuck Usher and this Dance Central bullshit, give me a REAL (action) game!'
'Fuck this casual Wonderbook shit, let us see Kratos ripping bodies apart!'

etc etc

Its not just that, its because the demos for the non-action games were kinda boring, and not really evenly paced.

 

[jarosh]

'Fuck Usher and this Dance Central bullshit, give me a REAL (action) game!'
'Fuck this casual Wonderbook shit, let us see Kratos ripping bodies apart!'

etc etc

False dichotomy.

i love you jarosh make love to me jarosh

Sure thing, babe.

 

[Baconsammy]

Although a funny video, the sad part is that this is apparently what gamers want from E3 conferences. Action games with "cinematic moments" and huge spectacle/set pieces. Any time these companies would demonstrate something different that lacked explosions or non-stop action, people would go ape shit.

'Fuck Usher and this Dance Central bullshit, give me a REAL (action) game!'
'Fuck this casual Wonderbook shit, let us see Kratos ripping bodies apart!'

etc etc

Not wanting to see more dancing and exercise games doesn't mean I want to see more shooting games. Some RPGs, puzzle, strategy, platformers would be nice. People aren't bitching about Pikmin being shown. They're bitching about pretty much everything else.

 

[Castle Doctrine]

Okay that made me laugh out loud. Nice job.

 

[Kinyou]

Not wanting to see more dancing and exercise games doesn't mean I want to see more shooting games. Some RPGs, puzzle, strategy, platformers would be nice. People aren't bitching about Pikmin being shown. They're bitching about pretty much everything else.

Live Demos are there to impress you. Solving a really hard puzzle live on stage wont impress anyone. Explosions, shooting, chase scenes etc. that's the stuff you can cram into 6 minutes.

To see Pikmin 3 was nice, but does anyone talk about it as much as about Last of Us?

 

[jj984jj]

Microsoft & Nintendo

I didn't mean in this video obviously.

 

[Blondie]

That was quite lovely! :jnc

 

[djplaeskool]

As we said, with Kinect *BOOM*
With Nike+, we *BOOM*
With SmartGlass *BOOM*

Good work.

 

[Combichristoffersen]

As has been mentioned, Tomb Raider with the Uncharted theme killed me.

Also, what was up with Iwata staring at those bananas? :lol